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carson5482
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July 28, 2012 7:10pm UTC

Obtuse
Rubber goose
Green moose
Guava juice
Giant snake
Birthday cake
Large fries
Chocolate shake!!!
Remember this? ;)

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blahhxxemmy
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 8:50pm UTC

-ATTENTION WITTY-
Shut the f/ck up about 'haters'
It is seriously the most annoying thing ever
If you can't handle other people's opinions then leave
Log off of Witty
Get off the computer
And don't come back
Sincerely,
Sick of the whining

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Sparksfly322
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 1:09am UTC

Does Anyone else Hate their own hand writing
But loves pretty much everyone eles's

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calliecalliecalliefornia
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 1:28pm UTC

Harry Potter: I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AN' FORTH!
Voldemort: Dislike.
Harry Potter: What? Jealous I have hair to whip?
Voldemort: No!!!
Harry Potter: Hey I'm going to get my nose pierced later, wanna come get one too?
Voldemort:OH sorry, it's my mother's birthday and I'm going out to dinner with my parents later.
Draco: pwned.
tumblr

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k4sper
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 4:20pm UTC

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 7:10pm UTC

using the TV as background sound
while you do something productive... like go on Witty.

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k4sper
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 12:59pm UTC

"Fave if/Like if/Reblog if/Retweet if-"
NO.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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GreenDayLover
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 11:31pm UTC

☠
Girl: I'm depressed.
Society: You're overreacting.
Girl: I cut myself.
Society: Its for attention.
Girl: *Kills herself*
Society: We didn't see the signs.
And that is why I hate society.
CookieDoughFormats

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karlimarie19
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July 26, 2012 10:11pm UTC

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madelyn143
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 2:06pm UTC

Truth is on Facebook…
“Truth is, I think you’re really pretty and nice! We should talk more(:”
The real truth is…
“Truth is, If you were fire hydrant, I would probally pee on you."

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kenzie10
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 10:21pm UTC

I'm tired of waiting for my prince charming,
he's not coming. I think it's time that I face reality or get used to being lonely.

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AustinH
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 11:11pm UTC

"Highschool sucks.
Spend time here with people who don't."

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Brianna_Burke
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 3:39pm UTC

"Mommy! There's a monster under my bed!"
"Thats silly, there's no such thing as mo.. OH GOD ITS TEARING MY ARM OFF! Kidding. He only eats kids. Goodnight"

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 11:37am UTC

When I was a young kid
I was the Happiest kid a live
When I grew up as a Teenager
Things have changed a lots

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xXjustapersonXx
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 10:48am UTC

TODAY,
I spent about five minutes trying to get a five dollar bill to stay in my pocket. I then found out my pockets were fake.
Format - xXJustAPersonXx

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hollisterbeach
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 11:42pm UTC

Wrists are for bracelets not for cutting.
- Kellin Quinn

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xashleyx01
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 5:00pm UTC

"Baby you light up my world like nobody else"
I whisper as I turn my laptop brightness up.
♥

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2WriteLOVEonMyArms
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 12:05pm UTC

the weird part?
I'm perfectly fine with spending every part of every day
surfing this sight
made by someone named "Steve"
...
who is apparently a dinosaur.

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softballchica15
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 10:05am UTC

You know how when you get your period you say it's like having Niagara Falls in your pants?
Yeah, I got mine. AT NIAGARA FALLS.

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