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karlimarie19

1. karlimarie19
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   January 25, 2013 6:01pm UTC
   That awkward moment when the same person gets 7 top qoutes and you've seen all of them before, hm.
   
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2. karlimarie19
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   January 5, 2013 9:33pm UTC
   When i am holding a water balloon, so many things look unnecessarily dry.
   
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3. karlimarie19
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   January 5, 2013 9:31pm UTC
   Me after cleaning my room; Wow! I am never letting my room get dirty again!
   Next day; Anyone seen my bed?
   
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4. karlimarie19
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   January 5, 2013 9:28pm UTC
   I just spotted some ducks practicing there teenage girl faces.
   
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5. karlimarie19
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   January 5, 2013 9:26pm UTC
   Wish me luck in the olympics
   Just kidding.
   I'm already on my fourth cupcake..
   
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6. karlimarie19
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   January 5, 2013 9:23pm UTC
   Wish me luck in the olympics
   Just kidding.
   I'm already on my fourth cupcake..
   
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7. karlimarie19
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   December 9, 2012 4:07pm UTC
   So,
   I hear they're naming a new color after you, its called wh*re red. Its not very bright, but its cheap and spreads very easily.
   
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8. karlimarie19
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   September 3, 2012 7:04pm UTC
   Playing in the snow.
   stuffiLove ♥
   
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9. karlimarie19
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   September 3, 2012 7:02pm UTC
   Being able to see your breath when you breathe.
   stuffiLove ♥
   
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10. karlimarie19
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    September 3, 2012 6:54pm UTC
    Uggs with skinnys.
    stuffiLove ♥
    
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11. karlimarie19
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    September 3, 2012 6:47pm UTC
    Fall.
    stuffiLove ♥
    
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12. karlimarie19
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    September 3, 2012 6:30pm UTC
    Oversized hoodies.
    ShitiLove ♥
    
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13. karlimarie19
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    August 20, 2012 6:57pm UTC
    When i die, i want my gravestone to say
    "Died from not forwarding a chain message" Just to freak people out.
    
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14. karlimarie19
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    August 17, 2012 3:31pm UTC
    Going to my ask mom a question;
    Me: Mommmmm!
    Mom:
    Me: Moooommmmmmm!
    Mom: WHAT!
    Me:..nevermind..
    
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15. karlimarie19
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    August 15, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    When you try to start a conversation;
    You: Heyyy!(:
    Other person: Hi.
    Well okay then!
    
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16. karlimarie19
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    July 26, 2012 10:11pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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17. karlimarie19
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    May 27, 2012 9:38pm UTC
    She's got her daddys tounge and temper, sometimes her mouth could use a filter, god shook his head the day he
    built her. Oh but i bet he smiled. ♥ ♥ ♥
    
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18. karlimarie19
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    May 8, 2012 9:03pm UTC
    I wanna witty bestfriend, someone i can text and stuff, any takers!?(:
    
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19. karlimarie19
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    April 26, 2012 8:22pm UTC
    *Wakes up earlier than usual*
    Me: I should get up and straighten my hair..But i wanna get more sleep..
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:..Waking ups for losers anyways
    
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20. karlimarie19
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    April 24, 2012 9:18pm UTC
    When you start to cry, and you think of all these things, and it makes you cry more and then you cant stop..
    
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