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  1. _g0ldenkiid* _g0ldenkiid*
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 11:21am UTC
    Today I saw the Victoria's Secret's 'Love my body' campain...
    It had a bunch of really skinny, pretty models. I then looked at Dove 'Real Beauty Campain' and it didn't have any skinny models, it had normal, bigger, taller, dark skinned normal girls. Now which one do you most look up to?♥

  2. k4sper k4sper
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 2:07pm UTC
    I actually admire Rebecca Black.
    No, I don't like her music, but I admire her because of how strong she is despite all the hate she gets. She's been cyber bullied by most of the Internet, has over 752,000 dislikes on her video that she actually worked really hard on, thousands of horrible comments made about her, death threats even though her song wasn't harmful to anyone, gets a ton of sh/t just for singing (something she loves), STILL gets bullied to this day even though the Friday video was released like 10 months ago, still refuses to delete the video because she doesn't want to give haters satisfaction.. She's actually an inspiration.
    Go ahead, hate on me for respecting Rebecca Black as a person, I'm used to it.

  3. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 4:45pm UTC
    Wish me luck in the Olympics.
    Just kidding. I'm on my fourth cupcake.

  4. InvaderZ InvaderZ
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 12:47am UTC
    Kindergarten:
    Me: Hi my names Soul. What's yours?
    Him: Oh, it's Will.
    Me: Really? Cool.
    Him: What's that on your arm?
    Me: Oh..this? *covers arm* it's a birthmark. You can make fun of me,but ..... mommy says it's beautiful.
    Him: She's right. I mean look at it, it really is a cool birthmark!
    I moved away. 11 years later in
    High School: Sophomore year
    Me: *going quietly to me locker*
    Him: Hey, Soul , right?
    Me: Uh..yeah. Why?
    Him: Oh nothing much really..I'm new here so I'm trying to make as ..... much friends as I can *chuckles*
    Me: *rolling eyes* Oh. Cool. The popular chicks are over there.
    Him: No thanks.
    Me: Oh?
    Him: Oh , by the way , that's a really cool birthmark. I knew someone ... who had something like that once.
    Me: *eyes widening and nearly falling to the floor* Will..
    Him: ..Yeah?
    Me: *hugs him REALLY REALLY hard* It's been 11 years.
    Now he's MINE. <3

  5. SkyBluexxx SkyBluexxx
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 11:54am UTC
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  6. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 7:02pm UTC
    500 faves, 0 comments.
    My thoughts: A top quote. SWEET.
    36 faves, 456 comments
    My thoughts: Sh/ts going down.

  7. BrianaLee BrianaLee
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 12:16am UTC
    Me Texting My Crush:
    Me: Sometimes...I fill my bathtub with marinara sauce..sit in it, and pretend to be a meatball.
    Him:
    Me:
    Him: Sometimes...I steal a ladder, go to your house, climb up to your window, and i pull an edward and watch you as you sleep.
    So...Who Wants To Come To The Wedding<3

  8. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 10:26pm UTC
    Gay. Straight. Black. White.
    Marriage is a civil right.

  9. MissAmerica7595 MissAmerica7595
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 10:08pm UTC
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  10. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 10:22pm UTC
    She tries to look on the
    BRIGHT SIDE BUT IT'S HARD WHEN EVERYTHING IS ..
    covered in dark clouds.

  11. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 11:57am UTC
    when i smile at people
    AND THEY DON'T SMILE BACK
    literally makes me want to drop kick them
    cheer the f/ck up
    - Sam pepper
    (OneDirection)

  12. akp1015 akp1015
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 11:07pm UTC
    Lately I've seen a lot of ads for Coca-Cola with Olympic athletes in them.
    Now do they really expect us to believe that Olympic athletes drink soft drinks?!

  13. JessicaaaDianeeee* JessicaaaDianeeee*
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 9:28pm UTC
    Yes, I am almost 16 years old,
    But yes mom, after you make a cake, I would like to lick the spatula.
    -nmf

  14. _to_the_kids_who _to_the_kids_who
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 10:17pm UTC
    Biggest worry in high school:
    not being able to open your locker on the first day.

  15. xashleyx01 xashleyx01
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 10:09pm UTC
    Quick! Pretend you're sleeping!
    never gets old.

  16. whoaitsmidge_x3 whoaitsmidge_x3
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 9:19pm UTC
    If you're skinny, you're anorexic
    If you're thick, you're obese
    If you're a virgin, you're too good
    If you're not a virgin, you're easy
    If you smoke, you're trashy
    If you don't smoke, you're not cool
    If you have small boobs, you're flat
    If you have big boobs, you're a wh*re
    If you get good grades, you're a nerd
    If you get bad grades, you're dumb
    If you're friendly, you're fake
    If you're quiet, you're rude
    Society is never pleased.

  17. enchantedartic enchantedartic
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    Did you know?
    An Olympic rower stopped mid race to let a family of ducks pass. And still won.

  18. behindthissmilexx behindthissmilexx
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 10:59pm UTC
    I was at McDonald's when I saw some chuby chick making fun of a disabled kid
    Me: you know it's not right to make fun of somone for that it could happen to any of us
    Girl: God gave me a mouth to Speek and I'm going to use it
    me: well god gave you a mouth to eat too,but looks like you have abused that privilege.
    Girl: -speechless-
    Me: oh and you might want to wipe that katchup off your chin
    Girl: -goes to wipe chin-
    Me: no,your other chin
    Nmq


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. BEACHYLOVE BEACHYLOVE
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 7:48pm UTC
    Knowing that somebody
    actually gives a sh*t about me is one of the best feelings in the entire world.

:)

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