Witty Profiles
Me Texting My
Crush:
Me: Sometimes...I fill my
bathtub with marinara sauce..sit in it, and pretend to be a
meatball.
Him:
Me:
Him: Sometimes...I steal a ladder, go
to your house, climb up to your window, and i pull an edward
and watch you as you sleep.
So...Who Wants To Come To The Wedding<3
368 faves · 12 comments · Aug 4, 2012 12:16am
rissa7373
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1 decade ago
Oh my God, that's perfect. X)
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lilmisslittle
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1 decade ago
SO BASICALLY HE'S STALKING YOU
YOU COULD HAVE HIM CHARGED
HERHER
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fuhreckles88
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1 decade ago
lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol <3
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ItAlwaysPutsASmileOnMyFace
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1 decade ago
Has-he-asked-you-out-yet?Has-he-asked-you-out-yet?Has-he-asked-you-out-yet?Has-he-asked-you-out-yet?Has-he-asked-you-out-yet?Has-he-asked-you-out-yet?Has-he-asked-you-out-yet?Has-he-asked-you-out-yet?
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KATisFUNNY
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1 decade ago
i want an invite... i love that !!!
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myahkeller10
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1 decade ago
I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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DramaForLife
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1 decade ago
was that supposed to be cute or..?
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demiandian
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1 decade ago
awwwwwwwwwww :) is it real ?
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hgirl
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1 decade ago
ommmg did that really happen? awwwwwwww
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BrianaLee
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1 decade ago
...what? .-.
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FramingSarah
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1 decade ago
Meatball...
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5678julie · 1 decade ago
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sounds sketchy to me