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  1. laaurenn laaurenn
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    She wears short skirts
    I eat pizza
    She's cheer captain
    & I'm still eating pizza.

  2. emosexy emosexy
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 3:37pm UTC
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    1) press the fave button
    2) highlight the numbers
    3) press Ctrl and f
    4) press 99 and see what happenes :P

  3. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2012 4:20pm UTC
    How I got out of doing the dishes My mom: Do the dishes
    Me: *places sock on counter*
    My mom: What's this? Why is it here? *hands me the sock*
    Me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK!
    My mom: wait what?
    Me: DOBBY IS A FREE ELF
    Me: *runs to room*
    nmq

  4. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 3:00pm UTC
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    This is Anna. Anna sees a quote she likes, so she favorites it.
    Anna is good. We like Anna.
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    This is Lacey. Lacey sees a quote she likes, so she copies the code and adds it as her own quote.
    Lacey is bad. We don't like Lacey.

  5. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    Me: I need a dinner reservation for Valentine's Day.
    Siri: I'll see if any restaurants have a table for one.
    Me: No. I need a reservation for two.
    Siri: Why? Is your mother in town?
    getting owned by siri...

  6. almostforever almostforever
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 7:59pm UTC
    idk, bro
    you're pretty attractive.

  7. Crying_With_The_Rain Crying_With_The_Rain
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 7:11pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  8. randi* randi*
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 7:28pm UTC
    lol.
    ✉ 50 comments
    ❤ 197 add to faves
    Quote # 5365561 was added by that_awesome_girl to funny on 14 May 2012 at 4:19pm
    share: facebook / stumbleupon / tumblr
    get code
    report
    you thought this was two quotes.

  9. softballismylife45 softballismylife45
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 6:50pm UTC
    That's all right.
    Rip my heart out.
    It's not like I need it anymore.

  10. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 6:15pm UTC
    you thought this was
    ✉ 50 comments
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    Quote # 5365561 was added by society to funny on 14 May 2012 at 4:19pm
    share: facebook / stumbleupon / tumblr
    get code
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    two seperate quotes, right?

  11. ImInLoveUnfortunately ImInLoveUnfortunately
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 10:54am UTC
    Favorite this quote if..
    You're in the middle of heartbreak.
    You're battling cancer.
    You've lost a friend.
    You've changed this year.
    You think you're ugly, worthless, and imperfect.
    You've been bullied this year.
    You've been cheated on.
    Someone in your family has died.
    Something has happened this year that has changed things forever.
    You've gotten major surgery this year.
    You're depressed.
    Favorite this quote if..
    you're going through something that no one could
    ever understand and you feel so alone sometimes, and
    so worthless. Favorite this quote, and I'll be there for you.

  12. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 12:22pm UTC
    Even though I’ve stopped “liking you” every time someone mentions your name my head turns towards them. It’s like every time I hear it, I think of what we had, and all we could have had.

  13. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    Answers.com
    Open Question
    I don't let my girlfriend use the bathroom.
    I feel like pooping is very unladylike, so I don't allow her to do it. It's better if she
    vomits it out, that way she looses weight a little aswell. A friend told me this is
    morally wrong? is it?
    I saw this, and I didn't know whether to laugh or be concerned.
    nmf

  14. lollipopx3 lollipopx3
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 9:36pm UTC
    Catch Me if You Can
    Chapter 33
    Harry's Point of View:
    As soon as I parked my car at the beach's parking lot, I was immediately surrounded by all of my old friends.
    A grin swept across my face, as they all greeted me with hugs.
    My eyes scanned over through the crowd, trying to find the girl who was the reason why I came back for.
    I sighed in defeat, not spotting Colby's dark brown locks through the group of people.
    Did she even know I was coming back today?
    "Harry! Come join the party!" Gerald called, handing me a beer.
    I chuckled, as I immediately chugged the can of fresh beer.
    Everyone began to clear up the parking lot, heading their way over to the bonfire in the center of the beach.
    As I weaved my way through the crowd of people, I couldn't help but notice a shiny, silver necklace laying on the floor.
    I stopped in my tracks, bending over to pick it up.
    The silver chain sparkled in my hand, along with the small heart that dangled in the center.
    I turned around, as I spot a girl sprinting away from the beach.
    I bit my lip, as I began chasing after her.
    I held onto the necklace tightly, as I finally caught up with her after a block down.
    "Excuse me, miss." I breathed.
    The girl's chocolate brown eyes sparkled, as a bit of hope lit up in her eyes.
    "Yes?" she asked, her voice breaking.
    I frowned, wanting to ask what was wrong, but instead, I handed the girl her necklace.
    "You dropped your necklace." I said, as our hands brushed.
    A familiar spark of electricty stung through my hand, as she quickly snatched her hand away.
    I watched as her shoulder lenght, brown hair blew in her face, making her look like a goddess.
    "T-thanks." she uttered, loosing the spark of hope in her eyes.
    I had invited her to come along to the party with me, but she kindly rejected my offer.
    I shrugged, before Colby's face appeared into my mind, again.
    I bit my lip anxiously, eager to see her.
    "Um, would you happen to know a Colby around here?" I asked.
    The girl sucked in a deep breath, as I saw moisture forming in her eyes.
    My eyes widened in panic, as I saw her devasted state.
    Had I said something wrong to her?
    "No, I don't know anyone named Colby." her soft voice spoke.
    I lost hope, as I nodded understandingly.
    "Thanks, anyway, I'll see you sometime." I muttered.
    I turned around and began to walk back towards the bonfire.
    But, before I turned around the corner, I spun back around to stare at the girl.
    She was still walking, extremely slowly.
    Her head was down, as her white dress blew behind her gently.
    How come she looked so... familiar?
    I shook away my thoughts, as I spotted Gerald sipping some alcohol from a red party cup.
    He wondered where I had went, and I explained to him how I had returned a necklace to that girl with the white dress.
    As soon as I finished explaining, Gerald's eyes went scanning around the beach.
    His eyes grew frightened by the second.
    Soon, Gerald let out a groan, slapping his forehead.
    I frowned, giving him a weak smile.
    "Man, what's wrong?" I asked.
    Gerald shook his head, muttering, "Darn, Colby."
    My eyes shot towards him, as I rubbed the back of my neck casually.
    "W-what about... Colby?" I asked.
    Gerald gave me a glare, before shutting his eyes tightly.
    "That girl you just gave the necklace to, that's Colby." he firmly stated.
    My eyes bulged out, as I became lost of words.
    How could that have been Colby?
    How come she didn't say anything to me?
    She looked so different since the last time I saw her.
    I slapped myself mentally. She probably thinks I'm an idiot now!
    But... did she remember me?


  15. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  16. nssassychick nssassychick
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 4:35pm UTC
    Booty shorts & Uggs;
    Sweetie, it's winter,
    Apparently you're weather confused...
    neversaynever16

  17. lollipopx3 lollipopx3
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    Catch Me if You Can
    Chapter 32
    I couldn't help but hold in my breath as I looked in his gorgeous sea green eyes.
    A knot began to tighten in my throat, as I realized how much I missed Harry.
    I waited and waited for his gaze to connect to mine, but I was devasted when they never did.
    I sucked in a deep breath, gnawing on my lower lip.
    Why wasn't he acknowledging my existence?
    Had he forgotton about me, and moved on to some beautiful tanned model in Florida?
    "Harry! Come join the party!" Gerald grinned, handing him a can of beer.
    I watched emotionlessly, as Harry popped open the can, chugging down the beer.
    I stood alone like an absolute idiot, as Harry brushed by me, without even taking a short glance at me.
    I frowned, as I turned around, just to see him walking away further towards the bonfire.
    My eyes began to prickle with tears, as I clenched my fists tightly.
    Harry had forgotten about me.
    To avoid creating a scene, and killing the mood of the party, I spun on my heel.
    My sandals slid against the sand, as I began to sprint away from the beach.
    The further I ran, the smaller the blazing fire appeared to me.
    My vision was blurry, as I dug my nails into my skin.
    How pathetic was I to hold on to Harry, while he forgot about me?
    I didn't even run further than a block, when I heard footsteps catching up with me.
    I turned around, as my hair whipped in my face.
    I watched, as Harry jogged towards me.
    I gulped, as my heart began to beat faster.
    "Excuse me, miss." he panted.
    I blinked back a tear, as I croaked out, "Yes?"
    Harry reached in his pocket, as I held in my breath.
    He took out a necklace, the one that I was wearing tonight.
    "You dropped your necklace." he smiled gently, dropping the silver necklace in my palm.
    My heart dropped to the bottom of my gut, as I clutched onto the necklace tightly.
    "T-thanks." I stuttered out, staring at Harry with disbelief.
    Harry gave me another award winning smile, as he ran a hand through his mop of brown hair.
    "I should go back to the party now. Do you want to come?" he asked.
    I swallowed. Harry really didn't recognize me there before.
    I took in a deep breath, almost too mesmerized by his matured looks to speak.
    His muscles were a bit toner, as his face became much more manly and muscular.
    I shook my head, as I backed up from Harry. "No thanks."
    I watched as a worried frown appeared on Harry's face.
    Harry licked his lips, before biting down on one.
    "Um, would you happen to know someone named Colby around here?" his husky voice spoke.
    I felt my eyes slightly widening.
    I was glad that he was taking the time to look for me, but I was disappointed that he hadn't recognize me, after everything we had been through.
    The moment I saw Harry, I recognized him right away.
    But, I guess he never liked me enough to do the same for me.
    I sighed, as I shook my head.
    "No, I don't know anyone named Colby." I quivered.
    Harry shrugged, before giving me a small smile.
    "Thanks, anyway. I'll see you sometime."
    I nodded, as I watched him turn around and walk back towards the party.
    Gerald's Point of View:
    I took a sip of beer from my red cup, as Harry jogged back up on the beach.
    "Hey man, where were you?" I asked.
    Harry grabbed a cup off the table, taking a sip himself.
    "I was just returning some necklace a girl dropped."
    I wiggled my eyebrows jokingly. "Really? Who, was she hot?"
    Harry punched my shoulder playfully. "I guess she was. I didn't catch her name, though."
    I frowned. "What was she wearing?"
    Harry shrugged. "Some white dress?"
    My eyes began to widen, as my eyes roamed around the party.
    Colby was wearing a white dress... and as of now, Colby was no where in sight.
    I groaned, narrowing my eyes at an oblivious Harry.
    I slapped my forehead.
    Harry, you're so stupid.

  18. livelovelaughforever livelovelaughforever
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 4:59pm UTC
    effort put into the conversation.
    expectation: 50% you,50% them.
    reality: 80% you, 20% them. |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||

  19. emilxo emilxo
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 6:51pm UTC
    Relationships now a days
    - One Male
    - One Female
    - One Hoe
    - One Ex trying to mess it up
    & - One Friend secretly hoping it ends

  20. ForeverYounq_ ForeverYounq_
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 9:40pm UTC
    Heartbroken.
    1 fave = 1 hug.
    comment me something
    to make me feel better :(

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