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softballismylife45

1. softballismylife45
   posted a quote
   July 30, 2012 4:22pm UTC
   It may be stupid
   But it's also
   Dumb.
   ~Patrick Star
   
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2. softballismylife45
   posted a quote
   July 30, 2012 3:59pm UTC
   Did you realize
   That you have
   The most beautiful face?
   nmf
   
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3. softballismylife45
   posted a quote
   July 30, 2012 3:54pm UTC
   If life
   doesn't hand you
   water and sugar,
   your lemonade is going
   to suck.
   nmf/nmq
   
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4. softballismylife45
   posted a quote
   July 16, 2012 6:47pm UTC
   Forever Alone:
   Sit on your hand to make it numb.
   Watch Titanic while holding hands with it.
   
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5. softballismylife45
   posted a quote
   July 16, 2012 6:43pm UTC
   I ran up the door
   Opened the stairs
   Said my pajamas
   And put on my prayers
   Turned off my bed
   Tumbled into my light
   And all because
   He kissed me
   Goodnight.
   found this and it made me smile :)
   
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6. softballismylife45
   posted a quote
   July 16, 2012 6:33pm UTC
   3 out of 2 people have
   trouble with fractions.
   ||||||||||||
   nmf
   
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7. softballismylife45
   posted a quote
   July 3, 2012 1:24pm UTC
   Whenever I'm sad,
   I think of T-Rex's trying to make soup.
   Dey have leetle arms :3
   Format Credit: Breeze / USMarineCorps2013
   
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8. softballismylife45
   posted a quote
   June 25, 2012 12:23pm UTC
   There is a fine line between fishing
   And just standing on the shore like an idiot.
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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9. softballismylife45
   posted a quote
   June 25, 2012 12:18pm UTC
   What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
   nmf/nmq
   
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10. softballismylife45
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 12:10pm UTC
    The greatest pleasure in life
    Is doing what people say you cannot do.
    nmf
    
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11. softballismylife45
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 12:59pm UTC
    A man came to my door and asked if I could donate to the local swimming pool
    and I came back with a glass of water.
    
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12. softballismylife45
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 12:50pm UTC
    Boys in books are just better.
    
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13. softballismylife45
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 12:34pm UTC
    Why does life have to be
    so freaking
    complicated...
    nmf
    
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14. softballismylife45
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 8:28pm UTC
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    Friends are the people that know everything about you
    And don't call the hospital.
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    *nmf
    
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15. softballismylife45
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 5:10pm UTC
    You may not be skinny.
    You may not have the perfect hair.
    You may not be super tan.
    You may not wear makeup.
    You may not have the best personality at times.
    You may not be the girl every boy wants.
    You may have your faults.
    You may think you're weak.
    Or not good enough.
    But girl, you're real.
    You're beautiful.
    You're you.
    all mine
    
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16. softballismylife45
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    May 18, 2012 11:14pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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17. softballismylife45
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 9:32pm UTC
    I think my Prince Charming had to stop for directions.
    
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18. softballismylife45
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 10:29pm UTC
    When life gives you lemons,
    Make orange juice and leave the world wondering how you did it.
    
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19. softballismylife45
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 10:21pm UTC
    Life
    always gives you a
    second chance.
    It's called
    Tomorrow.
    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    nmf
    
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20. softballismylife45
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    If you are living life without giving a "f"
    Then you are living a li[]e.
    nmq
    
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