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bye*
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July 17, 2013 12:39pm UTC

1 universe, 8 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

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ChocoTaco
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July 17, 2013 9:36pm UTC

My sister always comes to me for relationship and friend advice
Forgetting that I have no social life, no friends, I was never in a relationship, and the only quality advice I could actually give her is on HTML coding.

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MissAnna
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July 17, 2013 2:11pm UTC

Just because you learn
TO BREATHE UNDERWATER DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHAKE THE FEAR OF
being drowned.

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yourcool
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July 17, 2013 7:36pm UTC

i'm convinced some women don't fart.
they just hold it in and it comes out as drama

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BravoSierra
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July 17, 2013 11:31am UTC

rabbits jump and they live for 8 years.
dogs run and they live for 15 years.
turtles do nothing and they live for 150 years.
lesson learned.

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BrokenTwilight
posted a quote
July 17, 2013 12:27pm UTC

Music: Oh hey, you like this music? Let's add a crappy rap solo.
Book: You like this character? Let's kill him.
Tv: You like this show? Lets cancel it.
Life: You like life? Let's ruin it.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 17, 2013 11:36am UTC

me: *singing in the shower*
simon cowell: it's a no from me.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 17, 2013 11:29am UTC

My grandmother and uncle died of cancer and my two aunts beat cancer.
Where are their quotes?

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
July 17, 2013 12:13pm UTC

If a drop of water falls in a
lake; its identity is over. If it
falls on the patel of a rose, it
shines like a pearl;
the drop is same but the
company matters

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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Fat Amy*
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 8:04am UTC

I'm bulletproof, nothing to lose
Fire away, fire away
Ricochet, you take your aim
Fire away, fire away
You shoot me down but I won't fall
I am titanium

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cloudlings
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July 16, 2013 7:31pm UTC

Please keep all credit in the codes/parts of codes you'd like to use. [Please keep this little message thing here as well. :) ] (c) cloudlings
do not convert to make your own layouts/tumblr themes/etc. specifically made to only be used for quotes on wittyprofiles.com
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I am a collection of dismantled almosts.

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carson5482
posted a quote
July 16, 2013 7:44pm UTC

Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.
I love this joke because it never grows old.

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WeAreTheBoys
posted a quote
July 16, 2013 7:22pm UTC

Many people think my quotes don't make sense!
And that is how the donkey ate the apple.

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bye*
posted a quote
July 16, 2013 7:29pm UTC

don’t respond with “haha" or “lol" because I will have no idea how to keep the convo going and hate you forever

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x3LemonSoda
posted a quote
February 14, 2011 1:21pm UTC

*Facebook chat*
Girl: Who do you like?
Boy: I'm talking to her (:
Girl: Aww <3 (:
Boy: Oh, not you, it's this other girl.
Girl: *</3*
:(

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x3LemonSoda
posted a quote
February 14, 2011 1:23pm UTC

FEMALE COMEBACKS
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I saw you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

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ninaianpaulxx
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February 14, 2011 1:24pm UTC

WTF?!

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iflifewerethateasy
posted a quote
February 14, 2011 1:24pm UTC

Google =
Greatly Overloading On Groups Leading Education

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x3LemonSoda
posted a quote
February 14, 2011 1:26pm UTC

That awkward moment when
Bruno Mars actually tries to catch a grenade

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