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Carly Natasha*
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February 20, 2013 4:05pm UTC

salad dressing
salad undressing
salad seductively stripping

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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PurplePinkDreams
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April 26, 2013 4:52pm UTC

Five year old me: I want to become a mermaid!
Fifteen year old me: I said mermaid, not whale!

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1mrsseguin9
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May 3, 2013 4:20pm UTC

When your teacher calls on you because they think you're not paying attention and you know the right answer

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sammy*
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May 2, 2013 4:06pm UTC

STOP SCROLLING
straighten your back, mate.
CARRY ON

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yourcool
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May 2, 2013 5:56pm UTC

anyone who has ever said that the best day
of their life was their wedding day obviously never has had 2 candy bars fall down at once in a vending machine.

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yourcool
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May 2, 2013 6:12pm UTC

i could've done my homework tonight but
i also could have committed a murder. so there's that.

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yourcool
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May 2, 2013 6:38pm UTC

"can you not" has been my mental response
to literally everything that happens these days

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Andreaxoxo
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June 3, 2012 6:26pm UTC

Shoutout to the Sprouse twins
for being the only Disney stars that didn't start a singing career~

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xxHelloLovelyxx
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March 27, 2013 5:34pm UTC

Today in school,
someone asked me why I would voulantarily spend extra time writing. My response was:
"This world sucks, so I created my own."

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LiveLaughLoveBelieve
posted a quote
April 20, 2013 5:23pm UTC

Today,
My friend was raging,
So I said,
Is this the Krusty Krab?
And she said,
No...this is Patrick
And that, kids, is the story of how I got my friend to stop raging

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CharliesTheName
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April 20, 2013 6:14pm UTC

Mom: Charlie come downstairs for dinner.
Me: Okay let me just log off of my computer.
Mom: What?
Me: I said I'll be down in a minute!
Mom: Honey, I can't hear you. You need to speak up.
Me: I SAID I WILL BE DOWNSTAIRS WHEN I GET OFF MY COMPUTER.
Mom: DON'T YOU DARE USE THAT TONE OF VOICE WITH ME, YOUNG MAN.

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Hale_Storm18
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April 20, 2013 10:49pm UTC

"Swearing is unattractive."
I'm not attractive anyway, so f.uck off.

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CharliesTheName
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April 20, 2013 6:23pm UTC

How to Get a Top Quote:
- Be yourcool
- Be Hale_Storm18
- Be jimmy365
- Be lovecrazy
- Be BlackButterflies

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FlorenceSong
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April 20, 2013 5:09pm UTC

Dear parents,
that have banned their children from watching/reading/playing
harry potter,
percy jackson,
lord of the rings,
call of duty,
skyrim,
assassin's creed,
doctor who,
supernatural,
game of thrones,
and
sherlock,
that's your choice as a parent,
-but just know-
your child now has
nothing
to contribute at lunch table converstations

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Merlin
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 1:54pm UTC

E V E R Y T H I N G
I LI KE IS
E I TH E R
I LLEGAL
I MMORTAL
FAT TEN I N G
EXPENSIVE
OR I M POSS I B LE.

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Carly Natasha*
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February 19, 2013 4:07pm UTC

S(he) Bel(fart)iev(ed)

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MaxEatsCrayons
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February 7, 2013 4:33pm UTC

I am so disgusted in our society.
Today one of my best friends fainted in our second block. I was walking her down to the nursess office because she wasn't feeling so great when half way down the hall she fainted due to starvation. She is constantly picked on for her weight and how she looks. The nurse was called down and she was sent home, and I went back to class. My mood was ruined the rest of the day. By the time lunch came around, everyone has heard about it. They knew what caused it. They knew everything. How this is so, I don't know. But you know what really upset me? They laughed about it. They still made fun of her. I heard things such as "Ew. Who cares.", "Good, I hope she dies.", "She should continue starving herself, she's fat." And many other disgusting things. I'm home now. I've called, texted, messaged,- no reply. I'm so worried, and I find it disgusting that no one even had the decenty to keep their mouths shut for an afternoon. This is sick.

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Eli123qwe
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January 12, 2013 10:57pm UTC

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yourcool
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January 5, 2013 1:58pm UTC

1. i woke up
2. i went to school
3. i saw him
4. i ran into him and i hugged him
5. i kissed him
actually, the correct order is 2, 3, 4, 5, 1.

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