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  1. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 3:55pm UTC
    I’m not perfect.
    I’m never going to be the prettiest one in the room.
    Not everyone likes me.
    I don’t have guys all over me.
    I have breakouts.
    I eat snacks after 7 pm.
    I forget to do my homework.
    I don’t always get straight A’s.
    I don’t get a million text messages a day.
    I like guys who don’t like me back.
    I over-analyze things.
    I’m sarcastic.
    I sometimes offend people by mistake.
    I don’t know all the answers.
    But perfect isn’t everything,
    and it doesn’t mean I don’t need someone
    to love me for my flaws.
    I’m me

  2. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 4:00pm UTC
    It’s when
    I’m standing six feet away from you
    and not being able to find the words to tell you
    how much I love you
    and how much I miss you
    that I want to just scream to the whole room
    that I’m in love with you,
    but I can’t...

  3. braziliansoccerbabe11 braziliansoccerbabe11
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 9:16pm UTC
    helping jcpeace torture her brother,
    LIKE A BOSS.

  4. jcpeace jcpeace
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 6:10pm UTC
    My older brother made me watch a scary movie when I was 11. It totally freaked me out and when he went to bed, I told him I was scared. So my brother looked at me tilted his head and said, "Don't worry. If no boys want you then why would a ghost." I slept well that night.

  5. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 3:33pm UTC

    And then I felt sad because I realized that once people are broken in certain ways, they can't ever be fixed. This is something nobody ever tells you when you are young and it never fails to suprise you as you grow older as you see people in your life break one by one. You wonder when your turn is going to be, or if it's already happened.

  6. FindingWhoIAm FindingWhoIAm
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 12:54pm UTC
    Hey
    Im Nick, Im 16 years old and Im gay
    Im so tired of living Im thinking about committing suicide, or running away..
    Im tired of being bullied and people not being my friend once they find out im gay
    I decided to be on witty to see if at least one person accepts me the way I am. Thank you for reading means a lot.
    love,
    nick

  7. ThatsJustLifee ThatsJustLifee
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 12:10pm UTC
    me: *adds quote*
    me:
    me:
    me:
    quote: *no faves, no comments*
    me: wow really guys..
    me: It just needs a little motivation thats all.
    me: *faves quote*
    me:
    me: Sigh.

  8. ConverseLover ConverseLover
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 10:09am UTC
    Dear his new girl
    Here are some things you may want to know about him:
    -He loves basketball, let him beat you at it, it gives him the confidence he needs.
    -He may ask you to sit on his lap, or wrestle with him. Don't worry, he won't try anything, he just likes to be close to you.
    -His eyes, are mesmirizing. They are some of the most beautiful eyes you will ever see.
    -He will do that cute thing where he wraps his arm around you so he can hold your hand.
    -He will compliment you when he gets the oppertunity. NEVER take that for granted.
    -Compliment him whenever you can, he will love it.
    -He will call you babe/baby, and when he stops you know something might be wrong.
    -He has a lot of friends.
    -Along with that, a lot of his friends are girls. And he knows it. Just pretend not to care when he talks to them.
    -He's not big on heart-felt conversations, so if you're in one, take it seriously.
    -He's been hurt in the past, and he doesn't like to talk about it.
    -His favorite color is orange.
    -Don't be fooled by his jock-popular-player exterior. Deep down, he is emotional and has feelings.
    -He will watch your favorite TV show with you, just to make you happy.
    -He doesn't like going out much, he'd rather sit at home and watch movies with you.
    -He looks at girl's personalities.
    -Just remember, it may be great now, but one day he will forget about you, and break up with you like it never meant anything to him.
    -And most importantly,
    LOVE HIM THE WAY I NEVER COULD.
    my quote-not my idea

  9. clandd55 clandd55
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 4:28pm UTC
    Yahoo! Answers
    Resolved Question
    My LIFE IS OVER!!! I'm 15?
    I was at my crushes house and he was in the bathroom. I really had to go (he only had one washroom) and I didn't want to disturb him. I started to panic. I decided to take a quick poop on his carpet, and I knew for a fact i would clean the second that I was done. So I ended up pooping, then went and grabbed a cloth to clean with. Then he walks in and says "what the **** did you do?" I turned bright red. SUPER embarassed! I made up a bull story on how his dog took a poop on his carpet, but he told me that he didnt have a dog. I ran out of his house, and he deleted me off Facebook, and texted me his carpet cleaning bill...Now I have to see him at school tomorrow, but I'm not gonna go. FML, I'm 15!
    .......................................................................................................................................
    Dafuq did I just read.
    format credit jimmy365

  10. TheSportyTypeOfGirl TheSportyTypeOfGirl
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 10:43am UTC
    You say YOLO, I say LWWY.

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    If dinosaurs were so dumb explain to me how
    they had the foresight to die off before the Kardashians had a TV show.

  12. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 3:35pm UTC
    You girls all describe yourselves as 'awkward potatoes' or 'potatoey' or something like that.
    Excuse me, but WHAT. THE. F//CK?!
    I have never in my life seen a girl who even slightly resembled a freakin potato.!
    So i have to assure you all of one thing:
    You're all much cuter than POTATOES, ok?
    Not a huge compliment, but it seems to be an improvement upon what you think of yourselves...

  13. ineedyou_xo ineedyou_xo
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 2:24pm UTC
    thA A couple of weeks ago, my crush had to get 16 stitches on his forehead because of a football accident.
    His popular girlfriend broke up with him because she didn't want to date someone with a scar on his face.
    Who thinks this is extremely wrong?
    I don't care if he has a scar on his face or not.
    I'd love him for him, not his perfect face.
    ...but i'm kinda glad because here's my chance (:

  14. rebecca* rebecca*
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 9:52pm UTC
    Maybe you're gonna be the one
    that saves me.
    And after all, you're my wonderwall.
    Wonderwall - Oasis

  15. DreamScribbler DreamScribbler
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 1:21pm UTC
    I wanted to kill myself last night
    I took everything out on myself
    I punched myself until I was numb
    I cut over and over
    I cut his name into my leg
    I hate myself without him
    I know its stupid, but nobody understands it
    Nobody understands just how big a deal this is to me
    they say "he's just another guy"
    I wouldn't cut myself over just any guy
    go ahead, f/cking judge me
    tell me thats not a reason to cut or hate myself
    to me? if it matters this much
    Its a damn good reason
    *vent* mf

  16. NiallHoranAteMyHeart NiallHoranAteMyHeart
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 11:42pm UTC
    Until you're a Directioner, you'll never understand how someone can be gay, but not gay, but still gay.

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 7:12pm UTC
    The things we lost always have a way of coming back to us in the end.
    - HarryPotter

  18. lolmybffjill lolmybffjill
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 6:17pm UTC
    & then she realized there isn't
    such a thing, as 'happily ever after'.

  19. algen321 algen321
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 10:18am UTC
    Drake and Josh #1
    Josh: Do you sell guitars here?
    Guy at the counter: Here? At Guitar World? Gee I don't know.

  20. ineedyou_xo ineedyou_xo
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 2:02pm UTC
    I wish ipods could detect mood se
    and make a playlist for it.

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