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You girls all describe yourselves as 'awkward potatoes' or 'potatoey' or something like that.

Excuse me, but WHAT. THE. F//CK?!

I have never in my life seen a girl who even slightly resembled a freakin potato.!

So i have to assure you all of one thing:

You're all much cuter than POTATOES, ok?

Not a huge compliment, but it seems to be an improvement upon what you think of yourselves...
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You girls all describe yourselves as 'awkward potatoes' or 'potatoey'

248 faves · 20 comments · Aug 16, 2012 3:35pm

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smallvictoria1 · 1 decade ago
this really made my day haha :)
Thanks Landon <333
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lifeisworthfightingfor · 1 decade ago
actually honey boo boo's mom sorta resembles a potato. hahahaha just kidding.
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darastarring* · 1 decade ago
Lol actual potatoes aren't even awkward, that's what cracks me up :')
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ILoveYouuuXOXO · 1 decade ago
Haha, people are taking this 'awkward potato' thing way too seriously. :)
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craziirose · 1 decade ago
Niall Horan likes potatoes, so do I but I never shall understand that whole awkward potato thing. I dont always feel good about myself, but I never called myself an awkward potato. I prefer the term penguin.
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xobaybabyox14 · 1 decade ago
i never understood that whole "awkward potato" thing.. i may be awkward, but i would consider myself a potato.. haha (:
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xxBiebers_Gurlxx · 1 decade ago
But...potatoes are cute!! Lmfao jk, theyre uglier than raisins..;p
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she_is_love · 1 decade ago
nope. im an awkward turtle. theres a big difference.
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1Dimaginettes · 1 decade ago
I'm a potato. Niall likes potato's. Therefore, I shall remain a potato.
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superfish12 · 1 decade ago
hahaaha this made me smile :) but have you seen my picture? uhm. yeah.
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9yeres · 1 decade ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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ThatOneGirl_brokenhearted · 1 decade ago
I do enjoy being a potato.
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dswims1 · 1 decade ago
Have you seen me?
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VivaciousNess · 1 decade ago
I'm perfectly content being a potatoe. Potatoes are awesome! XD
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Harley91594 · 1 decade ago
You're sweet :) I don't get how humans can look like potatoes either.
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lilmisslittle · 1 decade ago
I'M MORE LIKE A CUPCAKE



GET IT
BECAUSE MY PICTURE


YEAH OK
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Swag Unicorn* · 1 decade ago
We say potato coz niall horan yelled potato once in a youtube vid so us directioners started calling ourselves potatos i guess... Idk.... Potato isnt necesserily bad though
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emy · 1 decade ago
Well, you all can be a potatoes i am going to be a awkward little turtle. :)
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xoxosoccerchickaxoxo · 1 decade ago
Potatoes are much cuter than me... just saying
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ntheawesome896 · 1 decade ago
BEING A "POTATO" IS AWESOME! potatoes are awesome so if I say someone's a potato, it doesnt mean they resemble a potato, just that they are awesome. DUH. its just an expression. :) :)
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