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AustinH
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August 16, 2012 12:40am UTC

If I ever meet the creator of Crocs someone will literally need to hold me back so I don't kill them.

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_to_the_kids_who
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August 16, 2012 10:04am UTC

Here's to the kids who
say it's okay to be gay, lesbian, bisexual, homosexual.
♥
they're people too.

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Laylalinnchica
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August 16, 2012 5:41pm UTC

I was in class today
and it was thundering. I was shaking because I have a huge fear of them.
Then, I turned around. And there sat my crush. He sexy voice whispered
"Are you scared?"
I sat there, shaking and nodded. Then Next thing I know, he was behind
Me wrapping his arms around me, so I wouldn't be scared.
I officialy have had the best first day of school ever.
♥
nmf.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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livin_life_young_and_in_love
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August 15, 2012 10:52pm UTC

Ed Sheeran: I eat what I want, and if I get fat, then so be it.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Julidanika
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August 16, 2012 9:25am UTC

People on Witty: Today i went to Wal-Mart in sweat pants,no makeup and my hair in a messy bun.A little 5 year old kid came to me to me told me i was beautiful,picked some flowers for me and proposed to me with a candy ring then told his mother i was his girlfriend!
Me: Today i went to Wal-Mart in sweat-pants,no makeup and my hair in a bun. A little 5 year old kid told me my face was ugly kicked me in the leg then ran away.

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GorgeousGirl
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August 16, 2012 2:11pm UTC

Girly Girl Problems #22
Messing up your nails right after doing them.
nmf. gorgeousgirl

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BravoSierra
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August 16, 2012 1:36pm UTC

Benkinersophobia
The fear of not recieving a letter from Hogwarts on your 11th birthday.

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sammy*
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August 16, 2012 11:14am UTC

That sick feeling,
in your stomach,
when you're told
something,
→ you didn't want to hear.
Format by Yayrey

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Baseballisme
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August 16, 2012 12:38pm UTC

Tomorrow is my bestfriend's 3 year cancer free mark.
I knew you would make it.

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soup6996
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August 15, 2012 10:31pm UTC

a_big_white_van started following you. - 2:27 am August 16, 2012
Well... that's hot.

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bazinga
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August 15, 2012 10:07am UTC

Guys with
dimples

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BravoSierra
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August 15, 2012 1:48pm UTC

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keegster
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August 16, 2012 12:45am UTC

a_big_white_van started following you.
I AM CRYING OMG

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ducky4life
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August 4, 2012 10:44pm UTC

I'm so hurt, that I can't even manage to think at the moment.
if only it wasn't to dark outside, i'd go for a walk, where it's much needed at the moment. ;'/

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ducky4life
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August 4, 2012 11:37pm UTC

When everything just puts you into tears .....

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SoOoSoOo
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August 5, 2012 2:08am UTC

-waiting for my bother to get out of the shower-
-hears him singing-
Me: will you quit singing
brother: what ?
Me: QUIT SINGING. ITS LAME
My brother: WOMEN
My brother: WHEN I AM IN THE SHOWER TOW THINGS GET TO BE FREE.
My brother: MY BALLS
My brother: AND MY SOUL
^tumblr lol

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XObreeOX
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August 4, 2012 9:05am UTC

Courtney explaining how she got a bug in her eye.
Courtney: See, it was just being friendly,
Courtney: And then it got a little too friendly...
Courtney: And then it was in my eye, and I was like
Courtney: *makes weird noise*
Courtney: But it's out now, so we're all good.

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