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yourcool
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 9:18pm UTC

when you think the gif is frozen and
you stare at it for like five minutes and you're like oh that's just a picture

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sammy*
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 9:36am UTC

Okay, wittians.
I'm sorry I haven't been on much lately :/
I've been really busy. I'm going on vacation with my family
,and I leave tomorrow. I won't be back for about a week.
I won't be on witty during this week, I'm sorry to say.
But I will be back and I will add as many quotes as I can.
Hopefully you guys aren't mad at me?
Love you all and see you next week(:
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 / quote from tumblr

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happiest*
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 4:22pm UTC

Thoughts during class:
- move your fat head, i can't see the board.
- can you please shut up? you're so loud and annoying.
- i don't get this.
- i hope you get caught texting.
- did we have homework?
- stop staring at me i'm too beautiful for you.
- when's lunch?
- why do you smell so bad?
- i wanna get out of here.

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Living_Life_Freely
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 6:33pm UTC

The longest five seconds in
anyone's life is waiting to press
THE "SKIP AD" BUTTON ON YOUTUBE.
Please don't remove this!

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happiest*
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 4:25pm UTC

Lady Gaga : So how you all feeling tonight?
Katty Perry : Like a plastic bag
Rihaha : Like the only girl in the world
Nicki Minaj : Like a dungeon dragon
Ke$ha : Like P Diddy
Beyonce : Like a boy
Britney :Like i could keep dancing till the world ends
Madonna : Like a virgin
Ke$ha : Lmao, who the f-k are u trying to fool grandma? GTFO XD

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gab*
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 6:26pm UTC


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.
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WELCOME TO A WORLD WHERE
being yourself
IS NEVER GOOD ENOUGH.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 6:35pm UTC

Person: *Says something really unclear*
Me: What?
Person: *Says it again even more unclear*
Me: Wait, what?
Person: *Repeats themselves again*
Me: *Fake laughs because I have no idea what they just said*
Person: Yes or no?
Me: ...Say the question again...

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converse97
posted a quote
June 26, 2013 8:23pm UTC

*girls on witty*
girl 1: *states opinion*
girl 2: i disagree.
girl 1: i am leaving this website because of all the hate

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dontsellyourselfshort
posted a quote
June 26, 2013 8:41pm UTC

do you remember these songs?
-hey soul sister
-i'm yours
-fireflies
-i gotta feeling
-whatcha say
-tik tok
-you belong with me

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dolph*
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 1:28pm UTC

Me: but moooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOm

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dolph*
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 3:07pm UTC

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half
so you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do.

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chickittylover
posted a quote
June 16, 2013 9:11pm UTC

Format chickittylover
»»»»» hands up and touch the rays,
jump In anD rusH THe waves.

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desperado*
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 11:18am UTC

All alone, just the beat inside my soul
TAKE ME HOME WHERE MY DREAMS ARE MADE OF GOLD ♥

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伤*
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 2:44pm UTC

format by cloudlings credits please do not remove. please do not remove the credit (do not remove this section either)! thank you :-)
I'm sorry if i changed but you changed as well

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Ethanol
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 12:09pm UTC

hovering over the images at people's profiles bc u know just to see the magic that they fade and turn round and stuff

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Ethanol
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 12:33pm UTC

DON'T LET ME GO
Cause I'm tired of feeling alone

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Ethanol
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 12:42pm UTC

& Sometimes people write the things that
THEY CAN'T SAY.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 14, 2013 9:47pm UTC

NHL Player: How old are you?
Me: How old do you need me to be?

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chickittylover
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 11:32am UTC

Format chickittylover
Breath me in, breath me out,
~~~~~the music's got me going.~~~~~

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 2:39pm UTC

Boys take off their shirts so weird. Like, they grab the shirt from the back of
their neck and yank it over their head. That is so sexual. Like, I don't even know how you do it, boys.

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