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Pandasrule

1. Pandasrule
   posted a quote
   June 8, 2012 1:18pm UTC
   SMILE when you feel like it
   LAUGH when you don't know what else to do
   but LOVE when it really happens
   
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2. Pandasrule
   posted a quote
   June 6, 2012 6:15pm UTC
   "I'M A NINJA!"
   "NO YOU'RE NOT!"
   "DID YOU SEE ME DO THAT?"
   "DO WHAT?"
   "EXACTLY"
   
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3. Pandasrule
   posted a quote
   May 22, 2011 1:10am UTC
   Jennifer: What is a rich name??
   Mimi: RICHARD!
   miminguyen & jennifernguyen
   
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4. Pandasrule
   posted a quote
   May 22, 2011 12:44am UTC
   WAL-MART= Do they make walls there?
   miminguyen & jennifernguyen
   Fun things to do in an elevator:
   -Greet everyone in the elevator with a warm handshake and tell him/her to call you Admiral.
   -Meow occasionally
   -Say "Ding" at each floor
   -Say "What do these do?" and press all the red buttons.
   -Drop a pen, wait until somebody picks it up and yell "That's MINE!"
   -Stare, smiling at another passenger for a long time, then announce "I have new socks on!"
   -When there is only one person with you in the lift, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.
   miminguyen & jennifernguyen
   
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5. Pandasrule
   posted a quote
   May 22, 2011 12:15am UTC
   Guy: Where have you been all my life?
   Girl: Hiding from you...
   miminguyen
   Always say Ketchup & Liquor.
   Ashley: What should you wear?
   Random Person: Ketchup & Liquor?
   Ashley: What should you do when eating?
   Random Person: Ketchup & Liquor?
   Ashley: What colour is your hair
   Random Person: Ketchup & Liquor?
   Ashley: What should you do when you see an old lady?
   Random Person: Catchup & Lickher...
   hahahahahahaahahahah!!
   Never say "Ketchup & Liquor!"
   miminguyen & jennifernguyen
   
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6. Pandasrule
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   May 22, 2011 12:03am UTC
   Mimi: You stole my apple!
   Jennifer: No, I just borrowed it without permission!
   miminguyen
   Mimi: You stole my slice of pizza!
   Jennifer: I never had pizza!
   Mimi: Then where did my pizza go?
   Jennifer: The dog ate it!
   Mimi: Where is the dog?
   Jennifer: In my Stomach!
   Mimi: ....? T.T
   jennifernguyen
   
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7. Pandasrule
   posted a quote
   May 21, 2011 11:51pm UTC
   Dear Math, I'm not a therapist...
   SOLVE YOUR OWN PROBLEMS!
   miminguyen
   
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8. Pandasrule
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   April 18, 2011 8:18pm UTC
   Love never fails
   until you die
   
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9. Pandasrule
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   April 18, 2011 8:12pm UTC
   Don't Hate Me Cuz I Beatiful!!!!!!!!
   
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10. Pandasrule
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    April 15, 2011 7:49pm UTC
    People r so Mean to me !!!!!!!!!
    cryyysss!!!
    
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11. Pandasrule
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2011 7:35pm UTC
    how to get your 6 year old brother to say something funny
    steps:
    1.in french say hello dad when ur brother is copying everything u do.
    2.ur brother will say bon ju dad .
    That's how u get ur 6 year old brother to say something funny.
    
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12. Pandasrule
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2011 8:13pm UTC
    Life Works In Different Ways
    So Deal With It
    
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