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WAL-MART= Do they make walls there?



miminguyen & jennifernguyen

Fun things to do in an elevator:

-Greet everyone in the elevator with a warm handshake and tell him/her to call you Admiral.
-Meow occasionally
-Say "Ding" at each floor
-Say "What do these do?" and press all the red buttons.
-Drop a pen, wait until somebody picks it up and yell "That's MINE!"
-Stare, smiling at another passenger for a long time, then announce "I have new socks on!"
-When there is only one person with you in the lift, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.


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