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  1. Pandasrule Pandasrule
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 6:15pm UTC
    "I'M A NINJA!"
    "NO YOU'RE NOT!"
    "DID YOU SEE ME DO THAT?"
    "DO WHAT?"
    "EXACTLY"

  2. Pandasrule Pandasrule
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2011 7:49pm UTC
    People r so Mean to me !!!!!!!!!
    cryyysss!!!

  3. Pandasrule Pandasrule
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2011 8:12pm UTC
    Don't Hate Me Cuz I Beatiful!!!!!!!!

  4. Pandasrule Pandasrule
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2011 8:18pm UTC
    Love never fails
    until you die

  5. Pandasrule Pandasrule
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2011 11:51pm UTC
    Dear Math, I'm not a therapist...
    SOLVE YOUR OWN PROBLEMS!
    miminguyen

  6. Pandasrule Pandasrule
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 12:03am UTC
    Mimi: You stole my apple!
    Jennifer: No, I just borrowed it without permission!
    miminguyen
    Mimi: You stole my slice of pizza!
    Jennifer: I never had pizza!
    Mimi: Then where did my pizza go?
    Jennifer: The dog ate it!
    Mimi: Where is the dog?
    Jennifer: In my Stomach!
    Mimi: ....? T.T
    jennifernguyen

  7. Pandasrule Pandasrule
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 12:15am UTC
    Guy: Where have you been all my life?
    Girl: Hiding from you...
    miminguyen
    Always say Ketchup & Liquor.
    Ashley: What should you wear?
    Random Person: Ketchup & Liquor?
    Ashley: What should you do when eating?
    Random Person: Ketchup & Liquor?
    Ashley: What colour is your hair
    Random Person: Ketchup & Liquor?
    Ashley: What should you do when you see an old lady?
    Random Person: Catchup & Lickher...
    hahahahahahaahahahah!!
    Never say "Ketchup & Liquor!"
    miminguyen & jennifernguyen

  8. Pandasrule Pandasrule
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 12:44am UTC
    WAL-MART= Do they make walls there?
    miminguyen & jennifernguyen
    Fun things to do in an elevator:
    -Greet everyone in the elevator with a warm handshake and tell him/her to call you Admiral.
    -Meow occasionally
    -Say "Ding" at each floor
    -Say "What do these do?" and press all the red buttons.
    -Drop a pen, wait until somebody picks it up and yell "That's MINE!"
    -Stare, smiling at another passenger for a long time, then announce "I have new socks on!"
    -When there is only one person with you in the lift, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.
    miminguyen & jennifernguyen

  9. Pandasrule Pandasrule
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 1:10am UTC
    Jennifer: What is a rich name??
    Mimi: RICHARD!
    miminguyen & jennifernguyen


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  11. iBang_nerds iBang_nerds
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2011 8:32pm UTC
    kissing test<3
    1.hold you breath
    2.click add a quote
    3.copy and past this quote
    4.good now if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser
    ohhh yeaaahhh . I'm a goood Kisser ;)

  12. peacelove143 peacelove143
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2011 8:32pm UTC
    Have you notice the word awkward is spelt awkwardly?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. ASIAN ASIAN
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2011 10:10pm UTC
    Am I the Only One that .. #1 :
    randomly walks up to the fridge, opens it, takes a look inside for like.. 2 seconds, then just closes it and walks away ?

  15. ASIAN ASIAN
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2011 9:44pm UTC
    ---Mom gets FaceBook and adds you---
    you write on her wall: MOM! YOU GOT FACEBOOK?! WTF!
    she comments: honey, what does "WTF" mean?
    you reply: umm... WELCOME TO FACEBOOK! :$
    she replys: AWWE, THANKS HUN! (: <3

  16. ASIAN ASIAN
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2011 3:35pm UTC
    I don't hate you!
    Hate is a very strong word.
    SOO, I VERY STRONGLY DISLIKE YOU.

  17. ASIAN ASIAN
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2011 4:20pm UTC
    In 2013,
    I'm gonna watch Twenty-Twelve,
    AND LAUGH.

  18. blahhxxemmy blahhxxemmy
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2011 7:07pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  19. ASIAN ASIAN
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2011 5:31pm UTC
    1. Go to Google Translate .
    2. Make it 'English to Vietnamese'
    3. Type in : Will Justin Bieber ever hit puberty
    4. Copy the Vietnamese translation
    5. Change it to 'Vietnamese to English'
    6. Paste the Vietnamese text into the word box .
    7. LAUGH .
    I LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER YET , THIS MADE ME LAUGH (;

  20. ASIAN ASIAN
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2011 6:18pm UTC
    WHEN I DIE , I GIVE MY BEST FRIEND PERMISSION TO CHANGE MY FACEBOOK STATUS TO ;
    "Chillen Wit' Jesus"

:)

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