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foodandcats
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April 3, 2014 11:55pm UTC

why periods?
why cant mother nature just text me and be like "whaddup girl, u aint pregnant have a great week talk to u next month"

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MadiCakes
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April 4, 2014 12:05am UTC

I AM SO FUC)KING DONE HOW THE HE)LL AM I EVEN BANNED ON CLUB PENGUIN AGAIN I HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN ON FOR 2 FUC)KING DAYS OMG I AM ABOUT TO CRY MYSELF A RIVER DOWN TO THE MAKERS AND MAKE THEN UNBAN ME ,CHANGE THE RULES THEN MAKE THEM SUCK MY GOD DAM)N DIC)K THIS IS SO OUT OF HAND, LAST I KNEW I CALLED SOMEONE BIT)CH BC THEY WOULDN'T STOP LAUGHING AT MY NAME TWINKLE QEE)F OMG I NEEDA HUG OMG I NEEDA BIG BEAR HUG what's going on :/ i don't understand how am i banned

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happiest*
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February 25, 2014 3:34pm UTC

WHY CANT EVERY CHARGER FOR EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS JUST BE THE SAME SHAPE AND SIZE

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OliviaMoustachesUnicorns
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March 9, 2014 2:19pm UTC

Bruises fade but the pain lasts forever...
please favourite this. I'm trying to get the message across. you don't have to like it. just fave.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Parrotfish*
posted a quote
February 15, 2014 10:57pm UTC

don't try to sleep
through the END OF THE WORLD.
»and bury me alive
cause I wont give up without a fight

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*I.Love.Unicorns**
posted a quote
February 15, 2014 1:43pm UTC

Don't break his heart
he has one
Break his bones
he has 206

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
February 16, 2014 2:12am UTC

I am really bothered by the fact that basically the only reason why gay marriage is illegal is because
some people think it's disgusting. You know, I think peas are disgusting but we're noT MAKING THAT ILLEGAL ARE WE

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OliviaMoustachesUnicorns
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February 16, 2014 12:23pm UTC

when old people make small talk to you while you’re walking your dog. “aww, she’s cute, isn’t she?” no, she’s fu.cking ugly. I went to the dogs home and picked the ugliest fu.cking dog there, because I’m a s@dist who’d take great joy in waking up each morning to a dog with a face like a swollen l@bia. Of course she’s fu.cking cute, now keep walking.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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xSarahKatex*
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February 14, 2014 10:52pm UTC

every teacher except for an art teacher has at least once said, "i'm not an artist," right before they draw on the board.#lolsotrue

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#wishicouldgetyouback*
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February 15, 2014 11:34am UTC

alright witty,
i'm have been on witty for 3 years. Yeah I don't have top quote every single day. I'm that witty member that you have never heard of. I've been here through fights, witty almost shutting down (2x), deaths of our wittians, but what kills me the most that you can't f/cking favorite a quote. This website is going to die if you don't start giving a sh/t. All of my friends have left.
1.)If you are one of those people who are on the top quotes, FAVORITE OTHER PEOPLE QUOTES. Just because people maybe don't think like you doesn't mean you don't have to care about anyone else. That's right, you probably didn't even read this because this quote probably means nothing to you.
2.) EVEN IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE DAM/N quote, favorite it. comment. I want to get above 41 favorites for the day. We can't make you favorite quotes, but if you're one of those people who think that the quotes not good enough, it's more like you're not good enough.
Yes. I know I have "nowhere to talk" but I've been quiet for 3 YEARS.
Questions? Comment on my profile.
More sooner than later, you're gonna f/cking find me commenting on your profiles to become better Wittians, because none of you f/cking act like it.

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BravoSierra
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February 14, 2014 7:21pm UTC

Can we take a moment of silence
for all the virginities being lost tonight?

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
February 14, 2014 9:14pm UTC

boys like it when you're playfully mean to them. call them names.
punch them on the shoulder. murder their families

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confused*
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February 13, 2014 3:11pm UTC

when i was little i thought food poisoning meant that someone had literally poisoned your food and one time my sister got food poisoning from mccdonalds so i told everyone at school that the drive thru guy tried to kill my sister

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confused*
posted a quote
February 14, 2014 8:26pm UTC

hey little puppy!
*throws stick* fetch!!
*he slowly walks towards me*
*whispers in my ear*
"stop trying to make "fetch" happen"

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confused*
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February 4, 2014 1:06pm UTC

American Horror Story: Flappy Bird

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happiest*
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January 28, 2014 3:41pm UTC

imagine being an actor/actress you would be able to kiss hot people omg

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happiest*
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February 1, 2014 11:25am UTC

R.I.P Grandfather
Cancer took another life.Heaven gained another angel.God saw him getting tired and a
cure was not to be, so he put his arms around him and whispered "Come to me".I'm
so sorry for all the pain you suffered on your last days.I can't go a sec without thinking
about you.You're in a better place now.Tears streamed on my face when i saw you
that way.Your body wasn't moving .You weren't breathing.I was hoping every moment
that you could blink your eyelashes and look at me saying something but you weren't
moving.You were so cold grandpa you were so white.When i kissed you i couldn't see
you cause tears covered my eyes.When we went to your grave i didn't believe you
were there i hoped you were home in your bed .I never thought you'd leave.
Everything feels so empty without you. Your room, our house, everything.What i'm
going to do without you?Tell me please tell me how to live without your presence.
I hate myself so much that i wasn't there for you when you were passing away
but please forgive me cause i couldn't see you suffering that way.If tears could build
a stairway, and thoughts a memory lane, i'd wald right up to heaven and bring you
home again.Please watch me over there.I love you so much.I miss you so much.
You'll never be forgotten.
January 30, 2014

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