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  1. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 8:55pm UTC
    Sleeping is the only time
    to feel real freedom..
    There's no rules
    in dreaming.

  2. ^_^* ^_^*
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2014 3:38pm UTC
    I think the weirdest thing is that the person you’re going to marry and spend the rest of your life together with is currently walking the earth, living their own life, going to school or going to work or whatever, doing all these things and making all these memories that you’ll get to hear about from them years from now.

  3. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2014 5:31pm UTC
    So I get home from school
    And my favorite scarf is ripped up
    And I knew my dog did it
    So I lectured him for about 5 minutes
    Then I realized
    I just spent 5 minutes lecturing my dog who can't speak back

  4. dreamer* dreamer*
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2014 9:22am UTC
    What if we all looked the way we wanted?
    Our ideal weight became reality, our worries about
    money washed away.Your love life is exactly the
    way you pictured it.Do you think we’d all be happier?
    Or would we just find new things to hate?

  5. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2014 7:15pm UTC
    English class today
    Teacher: Based off of these essays we need to have a basic grammar lesson.
    Teacher: Which one sounds right? 'I run good' or 'I run well' ?
    Teacher: Anybody? Fine.
    Teacher: Charlie.
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: I don't run at all.
    Teacher: Go sit in the corner.

  6. klahhkayy klahhkayy
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 11:29am UTC
    What if paper cuts are a
    trees last revenge?
    They are like "you cut us
    down we cut you up"

  7. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 4:40am UTC
    So rumour has it Channing Tatum is going
    to be a dad... which is weird because I didn't know I was pregnant.

  8. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 1:11am UTC
    Don't text me while I'm in the middle of
    texting you because now i have to change my whole text and I'm to lazy

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 3:31pm UTC
    you had me at "hello", there was really no need
    for you to add "you're under arrest."

  10. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 3:57pm UTC
    can i just remind you all that Prim didn't want Katniss to take her place in the Hunger Games and she literally had to be dragged away by Gale
    Primrose Everdeen was 12 years old and willing to die for her sister.

  11. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 7:53am UTC
    they promised that
    dreams come true, but forgot TO MENTION that
    NIGHTMARES ARE DREAMS TOO. ♥||||||||||||||||||||||||||

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 3:16pm UTC
    who else watches themselves on the monitor
    whenever you walk into the supermarket?


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  14. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 9:11am UTC
    Aristotle: We are what we repeatadly do
    Plato: Well, I guess I'm YOUR MOM
    Plato: *high fives Socrates*


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  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 3:38pm UTC
    did kim possible become stoppable?
    did phil go back to the future?
    did corey get out of the house?


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  20. immadragonhearmeRAWR immadragonhearmeRAWR
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 7:02am UTC
    Me: *sings Sk8ter Boi*
    Me: She was boy, he was a girl-
    Me: Wait no.

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