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  1. KayleighJean KayleighJean
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2014 3:28pm UTC
    I'll stay up all night
    staring at the sky
    You're somewhere
    on the other side

  2. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2014 9:54am UTC
    Dear Hollywood, Please realize, if everyone loves a book, its for a reason.
    If you decide to make a movie out of it, don't change everything about it.
    Sincerely, I swear, I never read that.

  3. ^_^* ^_^*
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2014 2:53pm UTC
    I always dress in black just to reassure you I'm always ready for your funeral

  4. we2areawesome we2areawesome
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2014 12:51pm UTC
    Doctor: Well the results are,
    you're pregnant.
    Girl: Aww, what? You got to be,
    kid- in- me!
    Doctor: *sigh* Did you get
    pregnant just to tell that joke?
    Girl: Totally birth it.

  5. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2014 5:03pm UTC
    When we were little
    We colored a picture
    And didn't even color in the lines
    Our parents thought it was the most amazing thing ever
    And now
    We write a 10 pages essay
    And take this long hard test
    And we get an A on it
    And they just expect it from us

  6. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2014 1:12pm UTC
    I wish I could text my bed
    and let it know it's been on my mind all day.

  7. ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ* ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2014 5:30pm UTC
    This poem was written by an eight grade boy.
    Our Generation
    Our generation will be known for nothing
    Never will anybody say,
    We were the peak of mankind.
    That is wrong, the truth is
    Our generation was a failure.
    Thinking that
    We actually succeeded
    Is a waste. And we know
    Living only for money and power
    Is the way to go.
    Being loving, respectful, and kind
    Is a dumb thing to do.
    Forgetting about that time,
    Will not be easy, but we will try.
    Changing our world for the better
    Is something we never did.
    Giving up
    Was how we handled our problems.
    Working hard
    Was a joke.
    We knew that
    People thought we couldn't come back.
    That might be true,
    Unless we turn things around.
    (Read from the bottom to top now)

  8. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2014 5:25pm UTC
    "Big boobs don't count if you're fat."
    "Yeah well big dícks don't count if you are one."

  9. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2014 1:17pm UTC
    If you have a stupid ex,
    favorite this with your middle finger.

  10. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2014 6:12pm UTC
    *walks into school* wtf there are so many people from my school here

  11. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2014 10:09pm UTC
    Can u believe there are plants that are illegal?
    Plants
    Can you believe there is love that is illegal?
    Love
    can you believe it’s not butter?
    butter

  12. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2014 12:29pm UTC
    Me watching the Olympics: Wow, that was impressive.
    Announcer: ANOTHER HORRIFIC MISTAKE!

  13. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2014 12:57pm UTC
    The Summer Olympics are a great combination of sports.
    The Winter Olympics are just 48 different kinds of sledding.

  14. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2014 1:01pm UTC
    "Harry Potter is stupid."
    "No one asked your opinion, you filthy little mudblood."

  15. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2014 3:45pm UTC
    Optimist:
    Someone who
    figures that
    taking a step
    backward after
    taking a step
    forward is not
    a disaster, it's
    more like a
    cha-cha.

  16. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2014 6:07pm UTC
    TODAY I I JUST
    NEEDED YOU
    HERE. YOU
    WEREN'T HERE. YOU
    HAVE NOT BEEN
    HERE FOR
    MONTHS.

  17. SmileyFacesAreAmazing SmileyFacesAreAmazing
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2014 8:41pm UTC
    I don't know why
    we drifted apart
    but we did
    and I regret it
    I want us to be friends again,
    they way we used to
    I want us to stay up all night
    talking about what's on our heart
    becuase no one can make me
    feel as comfortable as you
    and no one has won
    my trust, the way
    you still do.
    (bgt)


  18. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2014 11:22am UTC
    If only parents saw all the times you made the right decision in a tempting situation instead of the one time when you didn't

  19. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2014 1:04pm UTC
    Have you ever discovered a band
    And then got mad at yourself
    For not listening to them sooner

  20. SoftballMyLife22 SoftballMyLife22
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 9:08pm UTC
    Putting his last name with your first name to see if it sounds good.

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