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  1. Lawl123 Lawl123
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 9:54am UTC
    So you think Equestrian is easy?
    - "it's not a sport"
    "you just sit there."
    "it's just a silly hobby.
    "it takes no skill
    "you aren't athlete's."
    R e a l l y ?
    have you ever trusted something so unprediactable it could kill you, instintly?
    something that has a mind of its own?
    Have you ever fallen, 10ft up, going 40mph, brushed yourself of, and got back into the saddle?
    Galloped full speed at a solid obstical?
    Jumped something taller then you?
    performed an intricate dance with an animal that doesn't speak your launguage?
    galloped around a tiny barrel?
    slid to a holt in 2 seconds?
    attempted a handstand on a moving animal
    so before you underestermate us.
    think to yourself
    do you understand?
    the delicate bond?
    have you ever had a teammate
    10
    times
    your
    size?
    have you ever pracitced
    5 hours a day?
    7 days a week?
    have you ever had a connection?
    with a 1400 pound animal?
    have you ever risked your life
    for a sport?
    STILL EASY? nmf nmq

  2. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2013 7:19pm UTC
    If Channing Tatum did a kissing booth,
    we could end world hunger

  3. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2013 3:08pm UTC
    I don't want to go to school,
    I don't want to go to university, I don't want to have a career, I don't
    want anyone to expect anything from me ever. I just want to lay in a
    cocoon of blankets all day everyday sleeping, drinking coffee or reading
    books. Travelling the world and going to concerts because I don't think
    I'm cut out for this whole "contributing to society" thing.

  4. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 12:13pm UTC
    my friends: you're so mean sometimes
    me: im not here to make friends. im here to become america's next top model.

  5. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 11:45pm UTC
    I'm stressed because I don't want to be a nurse or a teacher or a lawyer.
    I just want to read books and listen to music and travel and drink coffee. But, there's so much pressure to become successful in terms of money and my career and I don't want to do any of that.


  6. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 1:41am UTC
    whenever i order pizza and get it delivered,
    i always yell "pizza's here!" into my empty house so the delivery person doesn't know ALL that pizza is for me.

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 2:22am UTC
    if this were the 1600's i would have already
    been married for 5 years, plus i would have 7 children and i would die next week.

  9. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 8:39pm UTC
    If my jokes offend you;
    1. I'm sorry
    2. It won't happen again
    3. 1 & 2 are lies
    4. You're a butthurt little whimp

  10. MaxEatsCrayons MaxEatsCrayons
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 3:46pm UTC
    Gay marriage is now legal in the state of Illinois. I have never been more proud of this hell hole.

  11. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 7:34pm UTC
    So who else is a single pringle
    for Valentines Day?

  12. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 4:44pm UTC
    Abort mission. I repeat abort mission. Code red.
    So, I was sitting at lunch and it was the lunch that's extremely crowded and you're forced to sit at a table with your friends and people you've never talked to in your life.
    So, besides my friends, there were one or two junior guys also sitting at the table, because the one next to them was too full. One was sitting in the seat directly across from the one next to me. He looked at me and said Hale a few times. I have never talked to this kid in my life. I've never even seen him before. The only people who call me that are on this website.
    Guys, this is not a drill. I repeat, this is not a drill.

  13. SportsLover004 SportsLover004
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 1:44pm UTC
    developing feelings
    for a boy from a book♥♥
    just me?

  14. xxbroadwaybound14xx xxbroadwaybound14xx
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 5:59pm UTC
    Is anybody else getting really fed up with everyone at their school?
    Please let me know I am not alone.

  15. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 5:28pm UTC
    I don't care how many guys Taylor Swift dates. Like, go ahead and date
    every single person on the face of the earth. My problem is when she bashes and publicly humiliates them. Like, yeah, people are going to break your heart, but you have to be an adult and move forward in a mature fashion and not do that kind of thing.

  16. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 11:04am UTC
    Like this if..
    you are a
    1990-1998 kid

  17. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 6:18pm UTC
    I try not to comment on stupid quotes
    Because my knowledge confuses the illiterate peasants

  18. sugarfreak sugarfreak
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 11:27pm UTC
    Using Mr Parker
    ♥ Logan ♥
    C h a p t e r 23
    We broke apart, I was panicking. “Just sit down in one of the seats,” Zach told me as he walked to the door and opened it.
    “Uncle.” Gregory Creed was the principle of our school and also Zachs uncle. He was a man in his late 40s with grey hair. All the students loved him because he was pretty cool.
    “Zach, son, why was the door locked?”
    “It wasn't, I've been having problems with it for a while now, it gets jammed and you need to open it from the inside,” he lied.
    “Oh, I'll get someone to take a look at it. I see your busy, I'll speak to you later.”
    “No, it's alright, Logan was just leaving. Logan, don't let it happen again.”
    I got up from my seat and smiled, sweetly, “Of course not, Mr Parker.” I walked out of the room, sighing heavily.
    That was so close, we could have been caught.
    I don't think it occurred to me when I decided to partake in this game that both Mr Parker and I could get into a lot of trouble if we were caught.
    My hands shook as I walked to lunch and found Grace, Courtney, Jasmine, Rachel and Sasha all talking. “Where were you?” Sasha questioned.
    “Mr Parker kept me in,” I shrugged.
    “What for?” Rachel asked.
    “I was texting someone in class and he caught me.”
    “Yeah,” Courtney said, smirking. “Who were you texting? Your boyfriend?”
    “Yes!” I exclaimed quickly.
    “You have a boyfriend?” Jasmine asked.
    “Well its not official,” I said, hoping they'd drop it.
    “Can we meet him?” Courtney sweetly, asked.
    “I guess...” my voice trailed off.
    “Great! It's settled!” I just smiled, weakly. Why had I said that? Right now, I was extremely mad at myself but I would have to tell Courtney at one point that Mr Parker and I were together – if he did eventually ask me out.
    “I'm going to go bathroom!” Grace exclaimed. “Logan, come with me!” I followed Grace as we walked away from the girls.
    “What is going on, Logan? A boyfriend? What were you thinking!”
    “Grace, seriously, why thevfuck does everything I do matter to you! This is my life, I can make my own decisions!” I blew up.
    “You're being a stuck upvbitch!”
    “How?!” I cried out.
    “You're using him, that goes against everything. You have more class than that!”
    “Does it really matter to you if I'm using him?”
    “Yes!”
    “You don't understand why I'm doing this. I need to.” Grace glared at me, never have we ever fought with each other.
    “I get that you're being a selfishvbitch and you're going to break his heart!”
    “Grace-” I murmured.
    “No, when you decide to stop using him, come and talk to me.” With that, Grace walked off leaving me standing there with my mouth wide open.
    Want a reminder? Comment.
    Teaser: I had lost Grace and Zach wouldn't talk to me.
    {A/N When I first started this chapter, I wasn't planning on Grace and Logan having a fight but it just came out that way so yeah... I hope you liked it <3 }

  19. sugarfreak sugarfreak
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 7:26pm UTC
    Using Mr Parker
    ♥ Logan ♥
    C h a p t e r 22
    I came to the realisation that I was becoming an amazing actress but I wasn't happy with how good I was at pretending I liked Zach. We weren't official yet so the week of us dating hadn't started yet. I wasn't looking forward to the 'breaking up with Mr Parker' part. It was Monday morning and I was nervous, I didn't know how to act in class.
    Would I be able to act normal?
    Pretend I had never kissed Zach.
    I had English just before Lunch so I had a while to prepare myself. Grace frowned, “You know, Logan, I don't like this.”
    “Don't like what?” I asked, confused.
    “That you're using him,” she hissed. “From what you told me it sounds like he really likes you and you're just playing him.”
    “Grace, you don't understand, I don't have a choose.”
    “You always have a choose,” she replied. “Why don't you stop all this and you can get money other ways. You're working, you're selling the car and your dad gave you money for your birthday.”
    “Grace, I'm not stopping now. I'm so close, just please, I can't lose you.”
    “You're not going to lose me,” Grace told me softly and gave me a tight hug. Grace and I walked to our first class and the day continued that way. I was extremely nervous right before English, what if I slipped and called him Zach? How would I explain that one?
    I walked into the classroom and Zach was sitting on his desk, his head buried in a book. I took my seat as students walked into the class, Zach put the book down and sent me a sly smirk and a secretive wink. I looked away, so I wouldn't blush and Grace giggled from next to me.
    “He's looking at you.”
    I didn't get a chance to reply because Zach started his lesson. I couldn't concentrate on anything he was saying, I don't know I ever did. All I could concentrate on was how perfect my teacher was.
    My phone vibrated in my pocket and I checked to see a text from Zach.
    'Logie-Bear'
    I typed my reply, 'Zachariah'
    “Miss Hant, is that a phone I see?” Zach asked, raising his eyebrow.
    “N-no,” I stuttered. He was the one who texted me, what thevhell?
    “I saw it. Please give it to me.” I sighed, giving him my phone. “See me after class, Miss Hant.”
    “But-but.” Zach ignored me and walked back to the front of the room, continuing his lesson. From the corner of my eye, I saw Courtney glaring at me.
    Wait until she finds out I'm going on a date with him on Friday.
    When the lesson was finished, I waited for everyone to leave. When Zach and I were alone, he walked to the door and locked it. “Are you allowed to do that?” I questioned.
    “No but I'm not allowed to be interested in a student, either.” Zach handed me my phone.
    “That was not nice, you can't just text me and then take away my phone!” I exclaimed.
    “Yes, I can.” With that said, Zach kissed me. We were in a heated kiss when we both heard someone.
    Someone trying to get into the classroom.
    Want a reminder? Comment.
    Teaser: I was panicking.
    {A/N Dun dun dun! *cue dramtic music*}

  20. writtenrain* writtenrain*
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 4:43pm UTC
    Witty Profiles is a community of 346,497 writers.
    We write funny status messages, romantic poems, and inspirational stories.
    Hmph. Hardly anyone has a status, our poems are depressing, and our stories are more romantic than inspirational.
    So let's see.
    Witty Profiles is a community of 346,497 writers.
    We express our feelings, complain about everything, write down our fantasies, and worship Nutella.
    nmf, I don't know whose it is.

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