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whenever i order pizza and get it delivered,
i always yell "pizza's here!" into my empty house so the delivery person doesn't know ALL that pizza is for me.



 
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whenever i order pizza and get it delivered, i always yell "pizza's

155 faves · Feb 21, 2013 1:41am

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