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sarahmarlowXxx
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February 24, 2013 10:32am UTC

if i introduce a movie to you and
we watch it together
i'll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding
correctly to the film.

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BlackButterflies
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February 24, 2013 3:41am UTC

WHY AREN'T TEA PARTIES CALLED PAR-TEAS
WHY AREN'T OVEN MITTS CALLED GLOVENS
THIS MAKES ME SO ANGRY

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happiest*
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February 23, 2013 8:38am UTC

*Girl walks past with lot's of perfume on*
Me: *Long Sniff*
Me: Smells like desperation.
Jenna Marbles<3

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 14, 2013 8:38pm UTC

Clapping is weird
like wow I like what is happening right now let me smash my hands together to express my delight

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 7:29pm UTC

why periods?
why can't mother nature just text you
and be like "waddap gurl.
you aint pregnant.
have a great week.
talk to ya next month x"
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Shanaynor
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February 14, 2013 3:37pm UTC

Some random person at my school gave all the shy, unpopular girls flowers today with a message saying "Every girl deserves a flower on Valentine's day."
My faith in humanity is now restored.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 7:06pm UTC

WHY ARE THEY CALLED TEA PARTIES
WE COULD LITERALLY JUST CALL THEM PARTEAS OMG
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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kristabff
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 6:26pm UTC

Those horrible times when you have a cough attack at school.
Me: *cough*
Teacher: Alright class we will be doing so-
Me: *COUGH COUGH*
Teacher: some-
Me: *COUGHHHHHHHHHHH HACK DIE*
People: *giggle* *smirk*
Teacher: Would you like to go to the water fountain
Me: No its okay i'll just sit here and die while you teach

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sarahmarlowXxx
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February 20, 2013 5:22pm UTC

Putting on skinny jeans
step one: right leg
step two: left leg
step three: wiggle
step four: jump
step five: NOW SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICCHAA

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lovecrazy
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February 20, 2013 5:11pm UTC

Taylor Swift seems like the kind of chick that'd stare at her boyfriend while he's sleeping.

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yourcool
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February 12, 2013 3:34pm UTC

taylor swift is like a velociraptor,
if she senses movement, she dates it.

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yourcool
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February 12, 2013 3:46pm UTC

puberty either makes you a
hot god or a potatoe.

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kamilagirl225
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February 2, 2013 12:18pm UTC

Around Parents: Normal Mode, on.
Around Friends: Silly Mode, on.
Aound Babies: Barney Mode, on .
Around Crush: Retarted Mode, on.

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jaxphillips
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January 7, 2013 11:51am UTC

Nothing makes a girlfriend more insecure than a boyfriend
who treats her like everyone else.

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kaylhaaxo
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January 7, 2013 12:38pm UTC

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January 7, 2013 5:01pm UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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HakunaaMatata
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January 7, 2013 9:02pm UTC

When all else fails;
take a nap..♥

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Infinity on high*
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January 7, 2013 10:26pm UTC

Rapunzel: So, I have made the decision to trust you.
Flynn Rider: A horrible decision really.
Flynn Rider. The closest character to a realistic male, Disney ever created.

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