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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    Restraining yourself from
    making inappropriate jokes in a
    new friendship because you don’t
    know if they’ll laugh or start
    running away

  4. theWalrus theWalrus
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    Okay before the world ends,
    I need you all to know a dark secret of mine.
    I let the dogs out.

  5. sierrababy101 sierrababy101
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 3:43pm UTC
    Parents: "I`m in a bad mood. I think I`ll
    go yell at my kids so they`re in a bad
    mood too

  6. TrinaBear94 TrinaBear94
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 1:06pm UTC
    What if I started licking the dentist fingers while they were in my mouth.omg.

  7. MyMindBook MyMindBook
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 9:58pm UTC
    How do frogs die?
    They kermit suicide.

  8. StayTrueToYourself StayTrueToYourself
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 12:00pm UTC
    If You Think Someone Is Staring At You:
    1) Yawn.
    2) If They Yawn Too,
    They Was Staring.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. BrookieeCookiee BrookieeCookiee
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 6:28pm UTC
    Guys, I have a serious question.
    Does noticing that my crushes sweatershirt was unzipped a little, then when he went into the hallway and came back it was zipped up all the way count as stalking?

  11. AllyReneexD AllyReneexD
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 5:45pm UTC
    NASA has confirmed that December 21, late afternoon, the sky will be very dark. It is an interesting phenomenon called “night.”

  12. Angiebabe16 Angiebabe16
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    I can't wait to watch the news on December 22nd
    to see all the dumb sh*t people have done

  13. ilovepenguins46 ilovepenguins46
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    \(•_•)
    x.) )z
    .x/ \
    Oh hells naw shanaynay hold my urrings.

  14. itsamadworld itsamadworld
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 5:53pm UTC
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  15. xHello xHello
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 2:21pm UTC
    My internet addiction is getting alt of ctrl.

  16. sayheyilyx sayheyilyx
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 2:50pm UTC
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  17. yuzermali yuzermali
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 2:12pm UTC
    Seriously, were you dropped as a baby?
    Yes..IN A POOL OF SEXY!
    well, it was obviously empty...
    nmf

  18. swimswim98 swimswim98
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    December 8, 2012 5:14pm UTC
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  19. LostAndLonely LostAndLonely
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 8:07pm UTC
    If you read 2012 upside
    down, it says 'ZIOZ' which
    means 'DEATH' in Incas
    language.
    Just joking what the fk is zioz?

  20. Parrotfish* Parrotfish*
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 7:27pm UTC
    Her lips
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