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  1. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2014 7:17pm UTC
    Me when I have a zit:
    Conceal don't feel
    Don't let them know. . .

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 1:08pm UTC
    FUN PARTY TRICK:
    put skittles and m&m's in the same bowl and wait for someone to grab a handful.

  3. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    Every book
    you've ever read
    is just a different combination
    of 26 letters.
    Weird, isn't it?

  4. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 8:25pm UTC
    oh my god guys i'm in a cafe on my own and this massive group of popular guys i know just walked in
    i could say hi but im sitting at a table with a laptop and a plate of food the size of asia
    i'm actually making a quote just so i look like i'm doing something, not just sitting here a loser. because i am sitting here like a loser
    one of them's walking over in my direction help abort mission abort mission
    ...
    ...
    he said hey and i was too socially awkward to admit i'm here alone so i said my friends are in the bathroom
    which they're not.
    because they don't exist.
    because they're not real.
    i can't just walk out now that'd be too obvious
    please tell me they're getting coffee to go or something
    JESUS THEY GOT A TABLE RIGHT NEXT TO MINE
    WHY IS MY LIFE THE WAY MY LIFE IS
    i need to leave right now before they realise i lied about the friends
    but i have a coffee
    and it's caramel flavoured
    and also i have a pie and some chocolate cake
    don't judge me, i eat like twelve grown men
    why do bad things happen to good people?
    maybe i could take the coffee and leave?
    ...no it's not takeaway so I'd get arrested for stealing the cup
    help help help help help
    i wish i could make TARDIS noises and disappear but no
    i'm not a time machine
    i wish i was a time machine.
    abort abort abort

  5. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 3:20pm UTC
    do you ever
    make a huge scene
    and then march off to your bedroom but
    eventually you get hungry and you
    feel like you can’t leave your room because you
    want to prove a point or something
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  6. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 4:45pm UTC
    I would be
    an awful parent.
    My kid would say
    “I don’t wanna go to school, I just wanna sleep”
    and I’d probably get in bed with them and say
    “I feel you”

  7. yourbiggestfanthisisstan yourbiggestfanthisisstan
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 9:44pm UTC
    To Mom:
    Mom, Where is my backpack?
    What's for dinner?
    Did you find the remote?
    Can you buy me a iphone?
    Can you sign this test I failed?
    Can you drive me to my friend's house? if I had friends lol
    Why did you have to pass ugly genes to me?!
    To Dad:
    Where's mom?

  8. Soccerfata Soccerfata
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 6:47pm UTC
    So I get home and there's this random guy on my couch and he's like "Alright, I don't want to hurt you. Just put your stuff down and get on the ground. I just want your money." And I almost had a heart attack. I was like, "OMG, please no I don't have any money. I'm too young to die." Then he was like, "Nah man, I'm just messin with you. I'm your brothers friend. He's in the shower, I'm just waiting for him."
    That guy is a genius....

  9. EmilyxLovesxU EmilyxLovesxU
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 4:12pm UTC
    At the Brit Awards imagine if...
    Taylor was about to sit down,
    Then Harry pulls her chair away
    She falls and he shouts:
    "Now you're lying on the cold hard ground"
    omg.

  10. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 10:50am UTC
    What you SHOULD say to people dealing with any of these
    Anxiety: This too shall pass, even if that sounds corny and cliche. Your anxiety will subside, you are not dying, you will not die from this, everything is going to be fine. Keep taking deep breaths, try and stay focused.
    Depression: You are valid and your emotions are valid. You are a good, strong person, even if you don't feel like you are right now. Things do get better, and I know you can get through this.
    Se.xual Orientation: Your body, your life, your bedroom. You choose what you do with it, and I get no say in the matter, because I am not you. I'll respect you no matter what.
    Bipolar: The sun also rises. For all your bad days, weeks, or longer--you also have good ones just beyond the horizon. You know better than anyone what it means to finally hit those "highs" in your life. And I hope that you just keep growing and strengthening yourself through your treatment to extend those happy moments.
    Self harm: This is your body and I'll never pass judgement over you for the things you choose to do with it. However, you should really consider speaking with a counselor about this. Not because you're "bad", but because I just want you to be safe.
    Eating disorders: It's okay to eat, you have permission. Eating will not make you fat, ugly, or worthless. Eating will make you strong, healthy, and lively. You deserve to eat, you deserve happiness.
    Abuse: What they did was wrong, and you had no consenting part in it. You have no need to feel guilty or shamed, although I understand that may be exactly how you are feeling right now. They're the ones at fault here, and the ball is entirely in your court if you choose to report them for that, which you are rightfully entitled to do.
    Suicide: Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. You are valuable and your existence is valuable. There are billions of people on this planet, and even if you think everyone hates you and no one cares, they do and they will. You can find so many friends and loved ones if you just allow yourself the time to look for them. The world turns out to be a beautiful place and you deserve to be alive to see that.
    Se.xual assault: What they did was vile and disgusting. Yes, you're now left with this horrible, traumatic event to move on from, but your life is not entirely lost. Recovery is possible, and an unfortunately large number of people have to go through that-- but they make it to the other side. So can you, you can do this. You're not dirty, you're not a "s|ut" or a "wh0re", you are a human being whose rights were violated. But you are strong, and I know you can move past this in due time.
    Multiple Personality Disorder: I'll always love you no matter who you are. I only hope the absolute best for you during your recovery and treatment, and maybe one day I'll be so privileged as to love you as one whole.
    Post Traumatic Stress Disorder: The pain of suddenly reliving horrific events is almost unimaginable for me. Please try and remember that although it feels like it's real and it's happening right now, that it's not. You are okay, you are fine, and you are safe. You are in the present here and now, and that past can't manifest itself again to come and physically hurt you. Everything is just fine, these feelings will pass and you're going to be okay.
    Schizophrenia: I am real and I can promise you that. I care. Try and find something grounding for you, an object that you can cling to to help you distinguish between whether or not you're hallucinating. You are not a freak, you are not a monster. You're a human being with rights and emotions who happens to be ill right now.

  11. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 12:12pm UTC
    • hear noises
    • pause music
    • complete silence
    • play music
    • hear noises again
    o _ o
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

  12. Shanaynor Shanaynor
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 2:41pm UTC
    This is really weird
    At the end of this you are asked a question. Don't stop and think about it. Just say the first thing that comes into your mind. This is a fun test and kinda spooky at the same time. Be sure to comment if you're among the 98% or the 2%. You'll understand what this means after you take this.
    Now, just follow the instructions as quickly as possible. Do not go to the next calculation before you have finished the previous one. You do not need to write or remember the answers, just do it using your mind. You'll be surprised.
    Start:
    How much is:
    15+6
    3+56
    89+2
    75+26
    25+52
    63+32
    Don't worry, it's almost over. xD
    123+5
    QUICK! THINK ABOUT A COLOR AND A TOOL!
    Scroll further to the bottom.
    A bit more...
    You just thought about a red hammer, didn't you?
    If this is not your answer, you are among the 2% of people who have a different, if not abnormal, mind. 98% of people answer red hammer while doing this. Comment what you got! I wanna see how normal (or abnormal) my fellow Wittians are! I got red hammer. Did you?
    Credit to http://skeptacles.blogspot.com/2005/08/98-red-hammer.html

  13. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 5:53pm UTC
    me texting mom:
    okay, see you at home. love you.
    mom texting me:
    c u l8tr. lve u2.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

  14. CrackerJacks97* CrackerJacks97*
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 1:56pm UTC
    White lips, pale face
    breathing in the snowflakes
    Burnt lungs, sour taste
    Lights gone, days end
    Struggling to pay rent
    long nights, strange men
    And they say she's in the class A Team ♥

  15. jimboslice3 jimboslice3
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    They should invent wifi bracelets,
    so you can wear them anywhere
    and have wifi connection
    CookieDoughFormats

  16. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 8:48pm UTC
    Fri(end)
    Boyfri(end)
    Girlfri(end)
    Hus(band)
    Coincidence? I think not

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 1:40pm UTC
    things i never learned in high school:
    - how to do taxes
    - what taxes are
    - how to vote
    - what politics are
    - how to write a reusme/cover letter/anything related to getting a job
    - how to write a check/balance a check book
    - anything to do with banking
    - how to do loans for college
    - how to jump start a car or other basic emergency things
    - how to buy a house or a car
    but boy am i f/cking glad that i know the pythagorean theorm.

  18. LegendaryLettuce LegendaryLettuce
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 3:48pm UTC
    On the 12th day of christmas Facebook came to me....
    12 dudes Im blocking
    11 friends just waiting
    10 corny topics
    9 busted barbies
    8 friends complaining
    7 stalkers stalking
    6 party invites
    5 DRAMAAA QUEEENS
    4 game requests
    3 photo tags
    2 people pokes
    AND A CREEP WHO WONT STOP INBOXING MEEE!
    Merry early christmas everyone.

  19. itsamadworld itsamadworld
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 8:24pm UTC
    If Romney would have won,
    People would blame everything on him.
    "Damn it's cold outside."
    "Wasn't this cold when Obama was president."

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 6:17pm UTC
    rabbits jump and they live for 8 years.
    dogs run and they live for 15 years.
    turtles don't do anything and they live for 150 years.
    lesson learned.

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