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MissAnna
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 10:08pm UTC

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GOODBYE & GOODNIGHT IS ONE MEANS
i come back
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - THE OTHER MEANS I MIGHT.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 7, 2013 3:24pm UTC

I just told my mom I died at birth and I've been a ghost the entire time, just
growing and manifesting into the daughter she'd lost and she's like, "Well, please go to the light because I am tired of your sh.t."

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Fαy Στylες*
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 3:32am UTC

Let's play how rude can I be until you realise I don't like you!

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 5:32pm UTC

My best friend
gave me the best advice,
he said each day's a gift,
& not a given right.

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Hale_Storm18
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April 2, 2013 7:30pm UTC

Someone: That's so gay
White girl: OH MY GOD YOU DID NOT JUST SAID THAT. DID YOU? DID YOU REALLY. YOU KNOW, LOVE IS LOVE, IT DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S BETWEEN A BOY AND A BOY OR A GIRL AND A GIRL OR A BOY AND A GIRL, IT'S LOVE. GAY SHOULDN'T BE USED AS AN INSULT, I HOPE YOUR HEAD IS CUT OFF AND THROWN INTO A GAY BAR.
Someone: That's so gay
Gay person: I know, right?

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 1:26pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
I take the L and R
on my headphones more seriously than I take school.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 9:44pm UTC

if you can't handle me at my worst then
i completely understand because i can't either lol

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 5:19pm UTC

i'm gonna take a picture of my firstborn
and use an age progression software to figure out what he'll look like when he's 18. then i'm going to frame the picture in our house so that he'll see it as he's growing up.when he eventually realizes that it's a picture of him, i'm going to try to convice him that he's a time traveler.

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kristabff
posted a quote
March 18, 2013 7:50pm UTC

If you're having a bad day
just remember that yesterday i went up to the board in math class and wrote that 15+2=15.2

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 4:19pm UTC

I WONDER whAT
The guy
I'm going to marry
Is doing
right now.
nmf

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moonbeampie
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 2:10pm UTC

*teacher calls name on roll*
normal people:Here!
me: *has been preparing for this moment for the last ten minutes*
*sends email*
normal people: logs out.
me: immediately goes to sent items and reads it again.
*arrives early to event*
normal people: Sorry I'm a little early!
me: *waits in car until it's deemed socially acceptable to arrive*
*somebody was mean to me*
normal people: argues, then forgets it.
me: spends the next six years winning arguments against them in the shower
*remembers embarassing moment from years ago*
normal people: *laughs*
me: cringes and obsesses over what could have been done differently.

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livelaughlovee16
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 6:18pm UTC

today i was an amusmant park with my school,
and i saw a hot guy.
so i pulled out a sharpie,
walked over to him,
and said,
"can i test my sharpie on you?"
he shrugged so i took his arm,
wrote my number on it, and walked away.
i got a text a few minutes later saying,
"i think it works."

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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kristabff
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 11:42am UTC

Child: Mommy, where did you get all those scars from?!
Mother: When I was 12, my favorite singer smoked weed, so I cut myself to make him stop

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lillys236
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 4:57pm UTC

& the tears come streaming down your face, when you lose something you can't replace.

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roseth0rn
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 6:25pm UTC

"You have alot of friends, right?"
"Actually, no."

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 8:55pm UTC

*In English*
Girl: I read Les Misérables in two days!
My teacher: That's funny, it took me all summer to read.

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JustNodandSmile
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 6:27pm UTC

Coldest Places in the World:
5.) Russia
4.) Alaska
3.) Finland
2.) Greenland
1.) My bedroom at 7:00 AM

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michbart4
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 4:10pm UTC

Instead of storing blood, the uterus should just
store snacks &like once a month you'll
get a bag of chips or something

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