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puttosleepmyinnerdemons*
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June 29, 2014 3:15pm UTC

Sometimes you meet someone
and even though you never liked brown eyes before,
their eyes are your new favorite color.
Cookiedoughformats

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Morgan*
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April 9, 2014 3:46pm UTC

Me: I got checked out today. :/Friend: That's a good thing!Me: It was by my teacher.Friend: Oh. xD

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DunGoofed
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March 31, 2014 12:41am UTC

Why are my [hair] buns always perfect when I don't need them to be?

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ocean pixie*
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March 31, 2014 2:28pm UTC

I've gotten so used to not being able to see you everyday, so used to it that I can cope and go through days just fine without you here. I can be alone or with friends and I would be happy. But when I suddenly see couples together laughing, looking into each others eyes and smiling, cuddling or even simply holding handsl that's when I feel like breaking down. I try and stay strong every day, I mean that's what I've been doing for all this while but I'm always going to see a couple and wish you were here with me, right next to me. It sucks, it sucks so much that I can't hug, see, just simply be with the person I love so much but this is a decision we both made and I don't regret it, I don't wish I was with someone here, and I don't blame the distance; distance was how we found each other and distance will never separate us emotionally.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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SuperNovaChic
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March 31, 2014 4:16pm UTC

Everyone keeps saying that they want a "fairytale" wedding,
but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk! XD

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Christina*
posted a quote
March 31, 2014 6:34am UTC

I FELL INLOVE WITH MICKEY MOUSE
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I tightly held on to my phone, I thought that if I held it tight, I would quickly feel the vibration from his call.
"Ella?" My mom asked
"What?"
"You did not hear a word I said." She said
I took a deep breath and shrugged.
"Sorry....I guess." I replied
"You're worried about him, aren't you?" She guessed
I nodded
"I told him to call me when he gets there. Its been like 2 hours and still no reply." I explained
My mom scanned my room and stared at Spencer's make up collection.
"That is ridiculous." Mom complained
"You're right, I should call Sarah." I said
"Ella, sweetie, I was talking about, Spencer's make up." She explained
"What has gotten into you?" She asked
Michael, mom. Michael has gotten into me. Literally.
"I'm just worried about him." I answered
"Yeah, you're worried, about your friend." She said
I did not like the way she made quotation marks around the word 'friend'.
"What?" I complained
"Do you honestly expect me to believe that Michael is only your friend?" Mom laughed
"Yes." I said in the most serious tone I could ever put up
"Please, Ella, you can feed those lies to your father, but not me." She aruged
"Well what do you think he is mother?" I asked
"He is your lover." She guessed
I rolled my eyes and laughed.
"Right mom."
"Please, cut the crappp Ella I know what's going on." She protested
"What made you think that?" I complained
"Gee I don't know, maybe the fact that you arrived with him, or the fact you were holding his hand? Hmmm... maybe its because you haven't stopped staring at your phone for the past 2 hours."
"I could do all that stuff for a friend." I continued to argue
"Could you french with a friend?" She asked
"That did not happen!" I yelled
"I have a picture." Mother said
"Show me!" I yelled
Her jaw dropped.
"I was right?"

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*compassionate soul*
posted a quote
March 20, 2014 3:17am UTC

Growing up I always thought true love was red roses, date nights, little block boxes that held expensive things or little surprises in it and always knowing what to say. I thought true love was a kiss in the rain, deep explanations and the perfect story but now I'm older I have realized it's not like that at all.
See because true love for me is ugly snapchats and peeing while you're on the phone. True love is kissing at 6AM despite the morning breath and singing at the top of your lungs. It's saying all the wrong things, at all the wrong moments. It's sarcasm and being honest even when it hurts. It's late hours of the night when it's been a long day and it's no make up and bad hair. It's tears from laughter and of course it's tears from sadness and it's nothing like any storybook you have ever read. It's never running out of things to talk about and it's being comfortable in the silence of things. True love is watching movies you swore you never would. It's getting mad over stupid things but you know it would never end up in a big dispute. It's "You're an idiot" and knowing you're so lucky to hear those every day. It's spilling and sharing your feelings even when its 3AM and you actually have to sleep. It's that song you hear on the radio that always makes you smile. It's the worst story you could imagine, but thank God that it worked out anyways. True love is never losing the magic. True love is not leaving when things get hard.
I like my definition better anyways.

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🎀Anna🎀*
posted a quote
March 15, 2014 4:44pm UTC

What I have with him is worth it. It is worth every lonely night,
every tear I cry from missing him, and the pain I feel from not
having him close. It is worth it because he is my one and only.
When I picture myself years from now, I see only him.
No matter how painful distance can be, not having him in
my life at all would be worse.

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spence*
posted a quote
March 15, 2014 12:38pm UTC

when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” and literally right now he came in the car with a slushie and i was like why didn't you get me one and he looked me dead in the eyes and said “remember when you were six”

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heartofstones
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March 13, 2014 4:36pm UTC

Those first two guys
who thought Superman was a
bird or a plane...
Why the heck were they so
excited???

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AtmosFEAR
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March 14, 2014 6:22pm UTC

My friend: Hey Sam, uh, what's the date today? I forgot.
Me: ...
My friend: Sam..?
Me: ... HOW COULD YOU
My friend: What..?
Me: ...HOW COULD YOU, YOU FOUL BEING
My friend: Erm...
Me: IT'S PI DAY, YOU HORRENDOUS PERSON I OFFICIALLY CANCEL OUR FRIENDSHIP SOMEONE GET ME A LAWYER.
My friend: Wut.

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isabeltheosm
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March 2, 2014 11:58pm UTC

Teacher: I watched Frozen over the weekend.
Mary: *jumps up*
Mary: *sings*
Mary: For the first time in forever...
Teacher: Frozen wasn't that good
Mary: *gasps*
Mary: The cold never bothered me anyways
Teacher: Let it go Mary, Let it go.

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weirdguyacrossthestreet
posted a quote
February 28, 2014 11:00pm UTC

Like if in the middle of the night you got bored and decided to put makeup on

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*crybaby*
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February 28, 2014 7:49pm UTC

so in her lifetime, a woman can lose about ten gallons of blood through her period.
that's enough blood loss to die twenty times
women are metal as fùck.

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shulesluvvah*
posted a quote
February 22, 2014 2:54pm UTC

Dear future husband,
I'm sitting here listening to sad love songs as I'm looking out the window trying to get over my crushed heart. That's when I realised that I shouldn't be this broken because somewhere out there you're looking for me just as I'm looking for you. I don't know if I know you already or if I don't, but I do know that when we fall in love, it will be the perfect timing. And you'll love everything about me that I hate and more. You'll hold me when I cry. You'll hold me when I laugh. You'll hold me just to hold me. You'll always let me know that I'm loved, and you'll try your hardest to make sure I never feel this lonely ever again. Our love will be perfect. Yeah, we'll fight. Everyone does, but there will be open arms of forgivness to run back to. You'll support me in my dreams, struggles, illnesses, and everything else. I don't who or where you, but I hope you know that I love you. I can't wait until the day God brings us together. But until then, know that I'm waiting for you and my heart longs to be near you.

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weirdguyacrossthestreet
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February 22, 2014 12:44am UTC

I am not against gay pride or anything because I am gay but maybe people would be more accepting of us if we don't prance around in speedos covered in glitter.

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Smiley128
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February 22, 2014 8:23pm UTC

God wants so much more for your life than fine.

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Christina*
posted a quote
February 8, 2014 2:32pm UTC

In Armenian we don't say
"I'm in love."
We say
"Siraharvel Em"
Which means I am wounded/burned by love.

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