weirdguyacrossthestreet

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weirdguyacrossthestreet
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April 30, 2014 6:33pm UTC

I never really get why people think Jesus is white. I mean why would a middle eastern Jewish man be white?

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weirdguyacrossthestreet
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March 9, 2014 8:29pm UTC

Jack and Jill went up the hill so jack could lick her candy
Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c*ck 'cause Jill's real name is Randy

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weirdguyacrossthestreet
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March 5, 2014 6:18pm UTC

Grammar the difference between knowing
Your sh*t
and knowing
You're sh*t

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weirdguyacrossthestreet
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February 28, 2014 11:00pm UTC

Like if in the middle of the night you got bored and decided to put makeup on

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weirdguyacrossthestreet
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February 22, 2014 1:11am UTC

If you're a guy trying to win an argument with your older sister is like trying to smell the color 9.

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weirdguyacrossthestreet
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February 22, 2014 12:58am UTC

These are poems I found online on wattpad.
My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe go to hell.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have five fingers
The third ones for you
The love of my life
My darling wife
Marrying you
Has ruined my life
My love you float with style and grace
If only you could hide your face
And my personal favorite:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet and so are you
Roses wilt
My violets are dead
My sugar bowl is empty
And so is your head

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weirdguyacrossthestreet
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February 22, 2014 12:44am UTC

I am not against gay pride or anything because I am gay but maybe people would be more accepting of us if we don't prance around in speedos covered in glitter.

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weirdguyacrossthestreet
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February 13, 2014 6:41pm UTC

You know I understand why some sharks attach humans. I mean, when a stranger goes into my house wearing a speedo I would probably attack them.

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weirdguyacrossthestreet
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February 11, 2014 4:41pm UTC

I will be disappointed in every shark movie that ends with "The End" instead of "Fin"

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weirdguyacrossthestreet
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February 10, 2014 8:21pm UTC

Have you ever heard the quote "keep you friends close but your enemies closer" well that's wrong its "keep your friends close so someone can drive you to your enemies house so you can throw up in their mailbox"

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weirdguyacrossthestreet
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January 31, 2014 8:53pm UTC

Roses are red
Violets are black
This poem makes no sense
Microwave

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weirdguyacrossthestreet
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January 28, 2014 5:45pm UTC

I saw a quote saying:"is no one going to bring up the fact that in Australia they have a type of icecream called a Golden Gaytime are we just ignoring that" so naturally I had to reaserch it and I found an add that said: '' Its hard to have a gaytime on your own''And I just died

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weirdguyacrossthestreet
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January 22, 2014 5:38pm UTC

Porb
You meant to type in p.rn on google but you made a typo and typed porb instead. You then saw the urban dictionary page which made you curious so you clicked on it. Now you are reading this.
Exactlywhat happened

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