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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 6:00pm UTC

a lot of my life
has been realizing that i would
cross oceans
for people who wouldn't
jump puddles for me

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 4, 2013 4:02pm UTC

i could never cheat in a relationship.
that would require TWO guys finding me attractive. i can barley find one.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 12:13pm UTC

i was in line at target
just trying to buy some
ice cream and this
baby was screaming its soul out.
Anyways, the mom turned
around and looked
me straight in the eyes with the
most monotone voice and said
“birth control….
Use birth control…”
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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juliebrat99
posted a quote
November 27, 2013 4:56pm UTC

I just want us back
to the way we used to be.

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Majaekstic
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 5:50pm UTC

Roses are red. Violets are blue.
I said, "I love you." But, what did you do?
You broke my heart, you ripped it out of my chest.
I thought you were different. But, you were just like the rest.
Roses are still red. Voilets are still blue.
But everything changed, when I lost you.
•••

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NarniaNachos
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 6:10pm UTC

Sister: dad what does "Diva" mean?
Dad: usually someone who's a spoiled little princess
Sister: Justin Bieber?
Dad: Well usually it's a girl
Sister: Justin Bieber?
I taught you well.

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ErinIsTheName*
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 4:49pm UTC

All the pain and the truth
I wear like a battle wound.
So ashamed, so confused
I WAS BROKEN AND BRUISED.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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The Chosen One*
posted a quote
June 29, 2013 1:45pm UTC

You Think Crying Over Him Will Make It Alright?
It Won't. It Probably Makes You Weaker. Your letting
Him Win.
He's The One Who Broke YOU,Lost An Amazing Person So
You Smile Hunni,He'll See What He's Missing♥

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EmilyxLovesxU
posted a quote
May 22, 2013 4:53pm UTC

If you don't mean it,
don't fūcking say it.

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The Chosen One*
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 12:25pm UTC

It's 'cause she's perfect
& Im not
She's worth it
& I'm not. ♥

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 5:58pm UTC

*Sees cute boy*
Me: You would look good in a tuxedo
Me: Standing next to me
Me: ..In a wedding dress
Me: So are you gonna propose to me yet?
Me: *Awkward wink*
Boy: *Runs away*
Me: I guess my seductiveness is too much for him to handle... Should have toned it down a bit.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 2, 2013 12:55pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
That awkward moment
when someone asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.

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slave_to_the_hype
posted a quote
May 1, 2013 2:50pm UTC

"you're f/cking ugly"
No, me and ugly are just friends, we are not f/cking.

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EmilyxLovesxU
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 3:22am UTC

There's that occasional night
where you just break down and cry
because you know that no matter what
things will never be the same again.

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EmilyxLovesxU
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 2:55pm UTC

A clear rejection
Is better than a fake promise

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bye*
posted a quote
April 29, 2013 5:50pm UTC

when i was in elementary school this f/cking b/tch claimed that she was queen of the jungle gym and would never let anyone use it so i told her i was telling the teacher and i walked over to the teacher and pointed near her and said “isn’t the sky so pretty today” and she started crying because she thought i told and long story short i was the king of the mother f/cking jungle gym

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 8:42pm UTC

Imagine getting married.
After many months of planning,
you're standing at the altar with your signifigant other.
You're in a beautiful room filled with all of your friends and family.
And every single person in that room over the age of 10
Knows your getting laid
tonight.

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DontGetYourHopesUp
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 8:01pm UTC

» JUST FRIENDS ♥
( ( ( chapter 21 ) ) )
“You’re bluffing,” Ryan said. “She wouldn’t do anything but make out with you. There’s no way she let you f..ck her!”
“Yo, call her up and ask, I swear to God! Do you know how f..cking long I’ve been waiting to be able to tell people this? If I was lying I would’ve lied about it a long time ago. I wouldn’t wait until January.”
“Bro,” some of his friends started giving him high fives, handshakes and bro hugs.
“How’d you get her to do it?” Blake asked.
“She asked me! It wasn’t like I talked her into it, she was like ‘I’m sorry I hook up with a lot of guys and I do things for them that I don’t for you but I’m still a virgin and that’s because I didn’t feel ready with any of the other guys but I’m completely ready with you now and your d..ck is really big please f..ck me.’ And I was like well if you insist.”
“That didn’t happen!” Nick laughed.
“Fine, the last part didn’t but everything else is true,” Shane said.
“So why don’t you just date her?” Aaron asked.
“I mean, I know she really likes me but she doesn’t want to date me. And I mean, after what I did to her last year when I cheated on her, I don’t really blame her.”
“Well there’s that, and the fact that she’s constantly wh..ring around,” Eli said.
“What are you talking about? She’s not going to do that anymore. She basically just proved that she loved me.”
“She got with Chris Carter one day before she said that,” Eli finally admitted.
Shane looked around at his friends, completely stunned. Why had nobody told him? He hated Chris Carter. He was Shane’s best friend until he hooked up with Ava while Shane was dating her. Shane obviously was over Ava now, but he’s never loved a girl as much as he’s loved Ava. Not even Savannah. And his best friend knew this, but still got with her anyway. Shane never got over it.
“Why did nobody f..cking tell me until now??” Shane yelled.
“Bro, calm down. We knew you’d flip,” Eli said.
“That f..cking wh..re,” Shane muttered to himself.
“Chris was just excited that Savannah even wanted to get with him, he’s not a wh..re,” Nick laughed.
“I’m talking about Savannah!”
Note: and just when it was going so well..

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booboo4
posted a quote
March 25, 2013 10:36am UTC

This is for all the people who:
Have to pee but are just to lazy to get out of their beds.'I understand.

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