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LightbulbsRock

1. LightbulbsRock
   posted a quote
   March 6, 2013 1:50pm UTC
   Pope quits...
   ...aaaand we've cured AIDS
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2. LightbulbsRock
   posted a quote
   January 6, 2013 2:07pm UTC
   I hate everyone.
   
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3. LightbulbsRock
   posted a quote
   January 6, 2013 6:31am UTC
   Don't be losing your virginity before you've lost all your milk teeth...
   
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4. LightbulbsRock
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   December 13, 2012 6:18pm UTC
   I honestly believe that if fewer people talked about their cutting habits, then fewer people would even think about it as an option for when they feel like they're losing control...
   
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5. LightbulbsRock
   posted a quote
   December 7, 2012 4:19pm UTC
   Baby I've hit the
   JACKPOT
   with you
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6. LightbulbsRock
   posted a quote
   December 7, 2012 3:45pm UTC
   Do you remember we were sitting there by the water?
   You put your arm around me for the first time
   You made a rebel of a careless man's careful daughter
   You are the best thing, that's ever been
   MINE
   
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7. LightbulbsRock
   posted a quote
   November 23, 2012 2:47pm UTC
   rawr i can see you ;)
   DAYUM!
   I'd hit that...
   with a brick.
   rawr i can see you ;)
   
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8. LightbulbsRock
   posted a quote
   November 14, 2012 2:48pm UTC
   Put a tampon in it
   If you're gonna be
   such a pus.sy...
   
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9. LightbulbsRock
   posted a quote
   November 14, 2012 2:23pm UTC
   you know what nobody f/ucking cares if you cut, if you're gonna tell EVERYONE on witty about it then you're obviously not actually cutting. people who do that don't tell everyone for f/ucking faves.
   
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10. LightbulbsRock
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 1:21pm UTC
    Actually, you live everyday, you only die once :3
    
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11. LightbulbsRock
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 9:17am UTC
    Mum: Right I'm going to go for a run
    Dad: I'm gonna hoover and do some marking
    Brother: Yeah I'm gonna go to work now
    Me: *senses awesome Harry Potter scene*
    Me: I'll be in my room, making no noise and pretending I don't exist
    Me: Ha, geddit?
    Mum: You see this is what I'm talking about why do you always laze about and do nothing, why can't you get a job and do your homework and do something with your life blahblahblah..
    Me: -___-
    
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12. LightbulbsRock
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 5:04pm UTC
    I really hate some people's complete disregard for maths.
    How the hell is it not useful?
    Don't be so ignorant, sit down, shut up, and deal with the fact that you have to take maths for the rest of your compulsory school life instead of whinging about it.
    
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13. LightbulbsRock
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 4:21pm UTC
    My mood ∝ My Internet connection
    
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14. LightbulbsRock
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 3:15pm UTC
    WHAT IF
    Monday is just there to distract us from the fact that we hate every week day?
    my format
    x x x
    
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15. LightbulbsRock
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 6:13pm UTC
    Period: *1 day late*
    Me: O_O Annnnd I'm on Teen Mom...
    
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16. LightbulbsRock
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 3:46pm UTC
    Plot twist: This year I actually completed my summer bucket list.
    
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17. LightbulbsRock
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 10:22am UTC
    When you remember something embarassing or shameful you've done and your face looks like
    (O_O)
    
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18. LightbulbsRock
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 7:14am UTC
    WHAT HAPPENS
    When two paedophiles meet up through the internet, both pretending to be teenagers?
    Well...This is awkward.
    my format
    x x x
    
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19. LightbulbsRock
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    Lol I don't normally do these :3
    TYPE YOUR NAME: Lucy
    TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: Lujcvy
    TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: Llujcfyt
    SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was part of him — and I didn’t know how potent that part might be — that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.
    <tickld>
    
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20. LightbulbsRock
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 12:38pm UTC
    Honey, time for bed!
    I can't. This is important.
    I said bed time!
    Someone is wrong on the internet.
    
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