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  1. LightbulbsRock LightbulbsRock
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 6:56pm UTC
    SO I SAT THERE
    Sitting on the beach, listening to music, watching the waves crash on the shore while the sun set over the horizon. As I sat there watching the light dance on the water I thought to myself
    "Screw this, I'd rather be on Witty."
    my quote and format
    x x x

  2. LightbulbsRock LightbulbsRock
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 6:51pm UTC
    SKUMBAG CHILD
    Starts to lose game,
    Quits and turns off console so you can't win.
    t i c k l d

  3. LightbulbsRock LightbulbsRock
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 8:38am UTC
    Me when I found out the American
    kinder
    SURPRISE
    Don't have toys in:
    (O_O)
    This is utter madness

  4. LightbulbsRock LightbulbsRock
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 8:15am UTC
    Random girl at school: Hey, I saw your WittyProfiles page yesterday
    Me: Oh...Cool
    School girl hit by bus in freak hit and run accident
    Me: Coincidence :l

  5. LightbulbsRock LightbulbsRock
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 7:34am UTC
    Calling someone
    Too thin
    Is as bad as calling someone
    Too fat
    Everyone has insecurities, if you shed the tiniest light on them, they will be illuminated in their eyes for the rest of their lives. How would you like it if someone said you had weird eyes? Crooked nose? Flabby legs?
    Exactly.
    If you take the time to think about how a careless comment could affect someone, you could save them from themselves.
    x x x
    (This is not directed at anyone specifically,
    I was just watching a TV programme about anorexia last night)
    My quote, not all my format.

  6. LightbulbsRock LightbulbsRock
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 7:22pm UTC
    "Wow Britain
    are doing
    amazingly
    in the
    Olympics!"
    Said Noone. Ever.

  7. LightbulbsRock LightbulbsRock
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 7:17pm UTC
    Being told you're very pretty by the one guy you'll actually believe
    x x x

  8. LightbulbsRock LightbulbsRock
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 12:40pm UTC
    Monsters Inc 2...
    Finding Nemo 2...
    Toy Story 4...
    I cannot be the only one thinking...
    Y U NO MAKE INCREDIBLES SEQUEL!

  9. LightbulbsRock LightbulbsRock
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 4:51pm UTC

    KEEP
    CALM
    AND
    CARRY
    ON
    (Rule Brittania ^_^)

  10. LightbulbsRock LightbulbsRock
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 12:32pm UTC
    facebook
    is down.
    PANIC

  11. LightbulbsRock LightbulbsRock
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 5:54pm UTC
    One
    meaningful
    look
    And my best friend knew exactly what I was saying :P
    format lightbulbsrock

  12. LightbulbsRock LightbulbsRock
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    If you put a finger in your ear and scratch, it sounds like pacman!
    You look ridiculous.

  13. LightbulbsRock LightbulbsRock
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 1:03pm UTC
    Mum: Your room is filthy.
    Me: Why should I tidy my room when the world is such a mess?
    Mum:
    Me:
    Mum:
    Me:
    Mum: You're grounded.

  14. LightbulbsRock LightbulbsRock
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 6:10am UTC
    Me: Mum
    Mum:
    Me: Muumm
    Mum:
    Me: Muuummm
    Mum:
    Me: MUUUUUMMMMMM
    Mum:
    Me: Sarah
    Mum: What did you just call me?
    Me: Oh, so just ignoring me for fun or what?

  15. LightbulbsRock LightbulbsRock
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 6:05am UTC
    When you make a noise that sounds like a fart, and you keep making it to prove it wasn't.

  16. LightbulbsRock LightbulbsRock
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 11:45am UTC
    Pringles
    If you can't fit your hand the tube, it's time to stop.
    format lightbulbsrock

  17. LightbulbsRock LightbulbsRock
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 3:06pm UTC
    Hipster
    Pedobear
    liked Adults
    before they were Adults.
    format lightbulbsrock

  18. LightbulbsRock LightbulbsRock
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 12:30pm UTC
    Baby you drive
    me crazy
    (with your improper use of you're and your...)
    you're
    you're (jʊə, jɔː, ( unstressed ) jə)
    — contraction of you are
    your
    pronoun
    —(a form of the possessive
    case of you used as an
    attributive adjective): Your
    jacket is in that closet. I like
    your idea.
    format lightbulbsrock

  19. LightbulbsRock LightbulbsRock
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 11:21am UTC
    .
    BRICK
    BRICK
    BRICK
    BRICK
    BRICK
    BRICK
    BRICK
    It's fun.

  20. LightbulbsRock LightbulbsRock
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 9:58am UTC
    .
    ABCDE
    FGHIJK
    ELEMENO P
    QRSTU
    VWXYZ

:)

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