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  1. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 2:03pm UTC
    Permanently stuck between
    “I really want to talk to you” and “I don’t want to annoy you”.

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 6:45pm UTC
    do you think g4y marriage would be legal if
    at the end of their wedding vows they said "no h0m0"?

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 6:07pm UTC
    i wanna be hot enough to
    make people question their se/ual orientation.

  4. bebeautifulandbelieve bebeautifulandbelieve
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 1:57pm UTC
    OK, I need help. During the last couple of days, and on our last date, I'm starting to feel less connected with my boyfriend. In the past week, it's always been me texting him first. I'm not sure if he's loosing connection in this relationship too or it's just me feeling this way. Should I break up with him, or is this just a phase?

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2013 10:06pm UTC
    *screams out in anger*
    I SHAVED MY LEGS FOR THIS

  6. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2013 5:24pm UTC
    Have you ever just had one of those days?
    Where you can't hide the pain?
    You just keep a tight grip on your sleeves,
    And bite your lips to not cry,
    You stare out the window
    and won't look anyone in the eye,
    Then you come home,
    You throw your stuff in the corner,
    Slam your back against the wall,
    Tilt your head upwards and wonder why you,
    As you begin to sob endlessly.
    Have you ever had one of those days?
    I Have.
    ♥Justanotherwittyguy18♥

  7. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2013 7:53pm UTC
    mother: you need to stop playing the sims.
    me: ah fweegah fwaa boobasnot cayoo dis wompf es fredesch

  8. ZacGriffin ZacGriffin
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 12:32pm UTC
    I need feminism so i can treat women like equals and beat them.

  9. ZacGriffin ZacGriffin
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 11:47am UTC
    click to see this quote

  10. Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 3:38pm UTC
    When you fall for someone's personality.
    everything about them becomes beautiful.
    nmq.


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  12. desultori* desultori*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 9:26pm UTC
    roses are red
    yoda is green
    my lightsaber needs two hands
    if you know what i mean

  13. jimboslice3 jimboslice3
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 9:44pm UTC
    I feel like Taylor Swift is that friend that invites herself places.

  14. ForsakenTwilight ForsakenTwilight
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 1:48pm UTC
    Anyone else really obssessed with notebooks?
    Even if I already have piles of empty ones, I still want more.

  15. ZahraRawr ZahraRawr
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 9:42am UTC
    Things that everyone seems to hate me for:
    I hate One Direction, never liked them, never will.
    I hate Justin Bieber, never liked him, never will.
    I can't be bothered to read The Hunger Games, they don't interest me much,
    I find some of the guys in Lord Of The Rings, very attractive.
    My idea of attractive is not 'pretty boy perfect stylist crap', I like stubble, long hair(shoulder length)
    I really love rivers.
    Lord Of The Rings is like...amazing to me.
    I ship Drarry.
    *Prepares self for abuse*

  16. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 4:30pm UTC
    The actual definition of Skinny Love is when youre in a relationship that you know wont last, Jack and Jill's love is too skinny to last. The term skinny love comes from the song "Skinny Love" By Bon Iver. I dont know where people got the other definition but now you know.


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  20. What_I_Really_Think What_I_Really_Think
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 9:20am UTC
    So I guess this is my other witty!
    My first one is IJustNeedLovee but I have a real life friend on there so I don't always feel comfortable posting stuff on there.
    Anything could happen on this account… be warned things might go a little crazaaayyyyy!
    Love you all xoxo

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