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Lambchopp

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Member Since: 23 Dec 2011 07:17pm

Last Seen: 20 Dec 2013 01:37pm

Birthday: February 12

Gender: F

user id: 254727

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it's been a while...
The name is Vivian(:
Directioner ♥
Mahomie ♥
Belieber ♥

Instagram? : @viviansayshahaa
Twitter?: @viviansayshahaa
Sooo yeah. Thanks! Bye!(;

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Lambchopp
posted a quote
September 10, 2012 10:13pm UTC

A girl's diet will
ALWAYS start
Tomrrow (;

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Lambchopp
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September 9, 2012 12:03pm UTC

Kiss me if I'm wrong,
But Spongebob got his Driver's license right?

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Lambchopp
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August 22, 2012 11:36pm UTC

Girl : I want you to be my boyfriend forever.
Boy : I don't.
Girl : Why?
Boy : Because then I can't be your husband.♥

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Lambchopp
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August 20, 2012 2:43pm UTC

I don't have a dirty mind.
I have a sexy imagination (;
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Lambchopp
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May 26, 2012 11:19am UTC

Why do People crave sweets when they are stressed?
Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts because♥
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Lambchopp
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 6:22pm UTC

3 words of advice
LEARN. HOW. TO. COUNT. (:
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Lambchopp
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April 24, 2012 10:21pm UTC

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77% of girls think they're ugly
100% are Beautiful. ♥

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Lambchopp
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 6:30pm UTC

I'm not Adele
I don't "wish nothing but the best for you!"
Go die in a hole.
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Lambchopp
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April 4, 2012 8:23pm UTC

Violence is never the answer
LMFAO JK. COME AT ME BRO!♥
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Lambchopp
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 6:24pm UTC

Numbers start with 123
The alphabet starts with ABC
Music starts with DO RE MI
LOVE starts with YOU and ME ♥
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Lambchopp
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 4:17pm UTC

I sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repllent
Now he'll never have friends. (;<
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Lambchopp
posted a quote
March 21, 2012 6:12pm UTC

Witty: People follow you . YAY!
Reality: People follow you . WEIRD!
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Lambchopp
posted a quote
March 18, 2012 1:35pm UTC

*****
Hey!
I just met you,
and this is crazy.
but here's my witty
so follow me
maybe(;
*****
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsBsBU3vn6M
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Lambchopp
posted a quote
March 15, 2012 12:18pm UTC

Dear Sneeze
if your gonna happen, happen.
Don't put a stupid look and leave it at that
Sincerely,
i look like an idiot.
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Lambchopp
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 9:21pm UTC

Everytime I read ROFL,
I hear Scooby doo trying to say Waffle
(;

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Lambchopp
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 11:14am UTC

Google
Some of you use this everyday.
But i bet you don't memorize the
colors of the letters in order

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Lambchopp
posted a quote
January 25, 2012 9:00pm UTC

I want someone to have a tatto of a grape.
And when they grow up it will be a rasin(:
fave for fave?(:

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Lambchopp
posted a quote
January 25, 2012 6:37pm UTC

A Jealous women
Does better reasearch the FBI
Fave for Fave ;)

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Lambchopp
posted a quote
January 10, 2012 9:56pm UTC

Spongebob <3
Spongebob: Patrick, you're a genius!
Patrick: Yeah I get called that a lot
Spongebob: What, a genius?
Patrick: No, Patrick...

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Lambchopp
posted a quote
January 9, 2012 6:07pm UTC

Bored? #1
Go to a random wedding and yell
'Don't marry him/her! I still love you!'

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