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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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spence*
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November 9, 2013 12:23pm UTC

mom: you haven't moved since I left the house 5 hours ago wtf
me: excuse me where do you think these chips came from

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*Elena;~ ♥*
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November 9, 2013 12:53pm UTC

They better play Corbin Bleu’s “Push It To The Limit”
when I’m in the delivery room or else I am not giving birth

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Reid*
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November 9, 2013 11:05am UTC

when you look at baby photos of yourself and wonder what the hell your parents made you wear.

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absent *
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November 8, 2013 4:17pm UTC

Why aren't things like bras, pads, tampons, etc free? Like, I didn't choose the vag life, the vag life chose me.

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spence*
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November 8, 2013 1:43pm UTC

I act so different around some people and it makes me mad like no no no this is not me you don’t understand

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happiest*
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November 8, 2013 2:11pm UTC

i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you

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spence*
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November 6, 2013 12:20pm UTC

I broke up with my gym
we were just not working out

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happiest*
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November 6, 2013 2:23pm UTC

have you ever taken a selfie then at first you think wow i’m hot then like a minute later you look carefully at everything on your face and you realize you’re the ugliest person to ever inhabit the planet

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spence*
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November 6, 2013 11:58am UTC

I have two moods:
1- Sleeping is for the weak
2- Sleeping for a week

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AnaCastro196
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October 27, 2013 1:11pm UTC

The bags under my eyes are
as dark as the inside of Hollister

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happiest*
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October 26, 2013 4:07pm UTC

I babysit for a girl who use to think her mom’s name was “my love” because her dad said it so often to her and that’s just freaking cute I can’t

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happiest*
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October 26, 2013 4:12pm UTC

i love when strangers smile at me and i smile back and we have that nice stranger smiling moment

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Hale_Storm18
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October 24, 2013 2:38pm UTC

how to flirt with someone in a museum:
introduce yourself and then say "i would shake your hand but that sign says do not touch the masterpieces."

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happiest*
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October 19, 2013 1:07pm UTC

I would literally throw last year’s version of myself down a set of stairs

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Cammie
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October 20, 2013 1:50pm UTC

in homeroom one day some girl left her unopened pad on the floor
and this guy picked it up and unwrapped it. he then went to our homeroom teacher and asked,
"why is there a diaper on the floor?"
my homeroom teacher just stared and him and said "throw it away... just throw it away."

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Hale_Storm18
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October 19, 2013 10:13am UTC

America:
Making my way downtown
America: Walking fast
China: Hey America you owe me money--
America: Walking faster

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