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Lambchopp
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January 9, 2012 7:36am UTC

The Only thing Beyonce and Jay-Z's
Baby is missing is a last name.

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Lambchopp
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January 7, 2012 8:36pm UTC

Did you get a haircut?! :O
No, i dyed the tips of my hair INVISIBLE.
-___________-

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Lambchopp
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January 5, 2012 9:55pm UTC

When i open a pack of bread.
i skip the first piece because it's UGLY
-just me?

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Lambchopp
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January 5, 2012 9:31pm UTC

If your cooler than me
wouldn't that
make me hotter than you? ;P

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Lambchopp
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January 5, 2012 6:14pm UTC

'PUT THAT PEN DOWN!!'
Alright...chill. it's not a gun -______-

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Lambchopp
posted a quote
January 4, 2012 7:11am UTC

Why Can't
my shampoo and conditioner run out at the same time?!

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Lambchopp
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January 4, 2012 6:51am UTC

SUBWAY ®
yes. i would like a 5$ foot long
okay. that will be 7.50
What the heck?!

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Lambchopp
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January 3, 2012 3:57pm UTC

Only i can fight with my sibiling!
you lay a finger on them
YOU DIE

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Lambchopp
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December 30, 2011 7:12pm UTC

Due tomorrow = Do tomorrow? ;P

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Lambchopp
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December 30, 2011 5:18pm UTC

Thanks Pad,
for making a loud noise when i open you
letting everyone in the restroom know
that i'm on my period
-____________-

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Lambchopp
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 4:56pm UTC

English lesson for today! ;
Ugly starts with U
Awesome ends with ME

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Lambchopp
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December 25, 2011 10:35pm UTC

If i ask Santa for coal.
What would he give me if I'm naughty? >;)

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Lambchopp
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December 24, 2011 11:08pm UTC

Hand sanitizer
Helping you discover cuts you never knew you had -_______-

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Lambchopp
posted a quote
December 24, 2011 11:06pm UTC

Faking dates on your homework so
it doesn't look like you did it at the last minute.(:

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Lambchopp
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December 24, 2011 10:51pm UTC

In class, you go through your textbook
point to funny looking people in them saying ' that's you '
to your friends(: ♥

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Lambchopp
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December 24, 2011 10:41pm UTC

It's not exactly that I hate you.
but if you were on fire and I had a cup of water,
i would drink it. ;P

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Lambchopp
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December 24, 2011 10:16pm UTC

Revenge is sweet. Best served cold >:)
Revenge is ice cream then?!(:

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Lambchopp
posted a quote
December 24, 2011 3:21pm UTC

If FE-IRON then FEMALE-IRON MAN?
MIND BLOWN! :O

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Lambchopp
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December 23, 2011 9:19pm UTC

★★ ★Last night I layed in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?! ★★★

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