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happiest*
posted a quote
March 24, 2013 1:50pm UTC

It's not easy being a girl.
we have to:
straighten our hair,
curl our hair,
deal with periods every month,
shave our legs,
shave our underarms,
shave inappropriate places...
plan our outfits,
try to get that guy to notice us,
wear make-up,
curl our eyelashes,
paint our nails,
paint our toes,
count calories,
exercise,
wear uncomfortable thongs,
give birth,
wear skirts,
deal with uncomfortable shoes
and tight bras,
blow our money on beauty supplies
and deal with mood swings.
and what do guys go through?
they're voice gets deeper,
they shave their face,
and they exercise.

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 8:47pm UTC

My dad: *Screaming from across the house* ARE YOU WATCHING THE SUPERBOWL?!
Me: No.
Dad: WHAT?!
Me: NO I AM NOT WATCHING THE SUPERBOWL
Dad: *Walks into my room* You don't have to yell, gosh. Why aren't you watching it?
Me: My team didn't make it and I have better things to do
Dad: So what are you watching?
Me: High School Musical
Dad: Aren't you a little old for that?
Me: No, I'm never to old to watch Zac Efron sing and dance.
Me: He's hot.
Dad: Yeah, he is.
Me: Dude, you're old.
Me: And married..
Dad: I'm just kidding. I was hotter than him. I was smokin' hot, I had babes all over me.
Me: Sure.
Dad: Seriously, he's uglaaay
Me: No!
Me: Get out, you are not my father.
Me: Zac Efron please come join me in my room, hot stuff.
Dad:
Me:
Dad: You are so weird and I'm missing the game. Buh-bye. *Walks out*
Dad: *Pokes head back in* I was still smokin' hot. Ask your mom

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 8:22pm UTC

If Taylor and Harry were still together and I saw them:
Taylor and Harry: *making out*
Me: *gasp*
Taylor and Harry: *look at me*
Me: You're that guy from that Pepsi commercial and you're all like "and I'm Herreh!" I love that commercial!
Harry: Err, thanks.
Me: And you! You're the one that dated Joe Jonas and Lucas Till!
Taylor: *nods and smiles*
Me: And Taylor Lautner! Oh, and John Mayer and Jake Gyllenhaal!!
Taylor: *stands there awkwardly*
Me: Oh! And that guy from Glee, umm, Cory Montieth! OHH and Zac Efron! And Eddie Redmayne!
Taylor: Uh...
Me: Oh, and I can't forget Connor Kennedy!! ...Dang, that's a lot of guys... *looks at Harry* Good luck, bro.
Not meant to offend either swifties or directioners. just thought it was funny. Follow me and I'll follow back, duh.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 2:46pm UTC

i just want to go to
a coffee shop
on a rainy day and order something nice and warm
and have an attractive stranger around my age say
“I’ll have one of those too, please”
and for them to smile at me and introduce themselves
and for us to slowly fall in love in a coffee shop
but instead whenever I go to a coffee shop ,
I find teenagers taking pictures
of their orders with their iPhones
and middle aged women wearing
yoga pants..

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dolph*
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 11:28am UTC

This was posted on Facebook:
bf n gf were siting at a tabel
dey were haeving a conversatein
da gurl sed 2 da boy "bbz will u luv me 4ever?"
boy sed "NO...."
girl was sad she ran away n cryed
she triped over a CHAIR
she was ded.
boy ran over to pic up her body he wisperd in her ear "i ment to say.. ill love u 5ever."
dat meen he luv her moar dan 4ever.
This post made me ill.

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Heartless17*
posted a quote
February 27, 2013 8:02pm UTC

So this is the end of you and me. We had a good run now I'm setting you free, to do as you want, to do as you please, without me.
Are you breaking up with me with You Me At Six lyrics?
Sorry baby byt yeah...
Best break up ever!
nmq

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hopetrustbelieve01
posted a quote
February 12, 2013 8:47pm UTC

This is for the "I'm fine" girls.
The girls whose hearts are actually breaking.
The girls who smile and no even though everything is falling apart.
The girls who are madly in love with a boy who doesn't have a clue.
The girls who blink back their tears.
The girls who secretly cry themselves to sleep with no hope of waking up the next day.
The girls who listen to sad music feeling alone and helpless.
Because despite what we tell everyone else,
we are not fine.
We are not fine at all.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 9:24am UTC

THE RULES FOR DATING MY
DAUGHTER
1. Get a job.
2. Understand that I don't like you.
3. I'm everywhere.
4. You hurt her, I hurt you.
5. Be home 30 minutes early.
6. Get a lawyer.
7. If you lie to me, I will find out.
8. She's my princess, not your conquest.
9. I don't mind going back to jail.
10. Whatever you do to her, I will do to you.
9. I don't mind going back
to jail.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 5:20pm UTC

A guy asked a girl in the library
"Do you mind if I can sit beside you?"
The girl answered with a loud voice saying;
" NO I DO NOT WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU! QUIT ASKING ME!"
All of the students in the library started staring at the guy.
After a couple of minutes, the girl quietly walked to the guy's table and she told him;
I study pyschology and I know what a guy is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed, right?
The guys responded with a very loud voice;
$200 DOLLARS FOR JUST ONE NIGHT?! THAT'S TOO MUCH!
All of the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the guys whispered in her ears;
"I study law and I know how to make someone feel guilty. "
"But nice try though."

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Chris*
posted a quote
August 30, 2013 10:40am UTC

When he started smoking after we broke up, he had a dream where his brother (who commited suicide in 2003) came to him and told him "Those cigarettes won't help you forget her. They'll only make it harder to breathe."

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 4:18am UTC

stupid girl, i should've known, i should've known...
that i'm not a princess,
and this ain't a fairytale
i'm not the one to sweep you off your feet,
and lead you up the stairwell.
this ain't hollywood,
this is a small town.
i was a dreamer before you went and let me down.
now it's too late for you & your white horse to come around.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 5:17pm UTC

One time in math class my teacher was
really p.issed at us
And he was yelling "DO YOU EVEN KNOW BASIC MATH? DO YOU KNOW ADDITION?
YOU, COREY. WHAT'S TWO PLUS TWO?"
& poor Corey wasn't even paying attention
so I leaned over to him and whispered "seven"
and he blurted out "SEVEN" and I have never laughed harder in my entire life

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Chris*
posted a quote
September 18, 2013 12:25pm UTC

I once knew a boy who fell in love with a girl.
Who smiled at the thought of her name.
I once knew a girl who fell in love with a boy.
Who felt the very same.
But it became a struggle, and the timing was wrong,
And love decided that they didn't belong.
(LR)
.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 6:11pm UTC

Son we need to talk.
About your report card.
Son did you know your grades spell
“ACDC”
Here is a high five
and your bedtime is never

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伤*
posted a quote
April 16, 2013 4:31pm UTC

after 26.2 miles, she still looks just as beautiful. congratulations on another marathon mum, you're absolutely amazing and I can't imagine life without you. we had a guardian angel protecting our family today. the bombs went off a minute after my mother crossed the finish line and myself and the rest of my family were very close to the area. it was terrifying, but in those minutes I thought I'd lost my mother and my best friend forever, I realized just how precious life is. I thought I might never get to see her again and all I could think about was "how can I go on without her" and "I should've said I love you more". I realized that life can be taken from you at any moment and you need to remind others of how much you care about them every single day. A guardian angel was watching over our family today. thank you for keeping us safe and congrats on another great finish mum, I love you so much.
- Maddie

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 8:21pm UTC

WHOA THERE STEVE.
You have a "Share to Facebook" option?
THIS WEBSITE WAS NOT MADE FOR THEIR KIND.

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TimeWillHeal
posted a quote
February 27, 2013 9:51pm UTC

There's a girl.
We vowed to
Eachother that we'd
Always love eachother.
That we'd never
Forget eachother.
Tomorrow will be
Three months since
She took her last breath.
I miss her so much.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 10:49am UTC

This quote is pretty.
That means it will get more faves
♥
nmf
But this quote is ugly and there's nothing special about it.
Just like people.
If you're ugly you're invisible.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 16, 2013 5:47pm UTC

This girl that was writing everyone's grades
wrote 47 for my final grade but the teacher thought it was a 97
And that's the story of how I passed English

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 5:26pm UTC

Walk in the club like whaddup I got a big c-
oh no wrong building I'm so sorry continue with your funeral

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