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Vinita*
posted a quote
December 1, 2013 7:40pm UTC

*me talking to a friend*
Me: I'm so hung.........
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF WITTY PROFILES?!?!?!

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skilletbiscuit
posted a quote
December 2, 2013 9:48pm UTC

The more you care
the more you have to lose.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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angela*
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 1:46pm UTC

I have been repeating
the same mistakes in life for so long now i might
as well call them traditions.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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alisha*
posted a quote
November 2, 2013 8:57am UTC

Kids: Trick or trea--
Me: NO

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
September 22, 2013 10:28am UTC

'New to Witty Profiles?
Witty Profiles is the Internet's largest collection of quotes and sayings for profiles. Witty has more than 4,761,805 quotes written by 371,171 people just like you.'
'4,761,805 quotes written by 371,171 people just like you.'
'371,171 people just like you.'
I'm sorry but that last part bugs the sh'it out of me.

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*♥ ｓｙｎｃｈｒｏｎｉｃｉｔｙ ♥*
posted a quote
September 11, 2013 7:43pm UTC

Friend: Hey i need to telll you a promise. okay? i need you to listen to my FAVORITE song!
Me: Ok.
Friend: PROMISE?
Me: PINKIE PROMISE!!
Friend ALL THE WAY!!
Me: OK GOT IT :D
Friend: *gives link* Here <3 youtube.com/watch?v=wZZ7oFKsKzY
Me:.... oh you one son of a bi
Friend: *troll face*

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dotflowsabi
posted a quote
September 10, 2013 11:06pm UTC

Bababanana.

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tiloosela
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 12:52pm UTC

[1] I need to tell you a secret, look at 5!
[2] The answer is look at at 11.
[3] Don't get mad, look at 15.
[4] Calm down, don't be mad, look at 13.
[5] First look at 2.
[6] Don't be angry, look at 12!
[7] I just wanna say I love you.
[8] What I wanted to tell you was... look at 14.
[9] Be patient, look at 4.
[10] This is the last time; just look at 7.
[11] I hope you don't get mad when I say look at 6.
[12] sorry, look at 8.
[13] Don't get mad, look at 10.
[14] I don't know how to say this but look at 3.
[15] You must be really angry, look at 9.

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234325fdsazgdg*
posted a quote
September 9, 2013 2:54am UTC

HAVING A
DIRTY MIND
MAKES
ORDINARY
CONVERSATIONS
MUCH MORE
INTERESTING.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
September 3, 2013 8:46pm UTC

Hush little laptop don't you cry,
Mommy's gonna find you some more wifi
and if that wifi doesn't work
Momma will destroy the fûcking earth

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alisha*
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August 31, 2013 12:19pm UTC

Friend: Remember when you had a crush on-
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE

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kolbey_steffensmeier*
posted a quote
September 3, 2013 11:09pm UTC

That Awkward moment when
You're the only in a public bathroom, and someone comes in so you awkwardly try to hold in your pee and let it out slowly so they can't hear it.

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TeenageIcon
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September 4, 2013 6:53pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Olivia*
posted a quote
September 4, 2013 5:28pm UTC

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it.
Now quiet!
They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

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Charlotte*
posted a quote
August 29, 2013 10:20am UTC

Silence is the most wonderful scream.

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Charlotte*
posted a quote
August 29, 2013 10:11am UTC

*Cries* No one likes my quotes. :c No one ever comments on them or fave's them...... D:

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