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ChocoTaco
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June 2, 2013 2:36pm UTC

When I was little
My punishment for being mean to one of my siblings was having to use the first piece of bread for my sandwich.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
May 15, 2013 7:20pm UTC

It's funny how if you get an A
on a test, your grade goes up like 2 percent, but if you get an F on a test, your grade goes down like the Titanic.

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Cammie
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 4:34pm UTC

"I babysat this six year old, and I was wearing shorts today..
and my scars were showing, I guess. He poked them and he said, "I know how those got there." I replied, "How?" He looked at me with a straight face and he said, 'I've seen them before. My big sister had them, and she said mean people put them on your body when they weren't nice to you, because when people are mean to you, you end up being mean to yourself. My big sister went away. I don't know where she went. Mommy said she's on a happy vacation somewhere, because she was too sad here. I miss her. Don't go on a vacation, please.'"

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ClumsyMe527
posted a quote
April 9, 2013 12:59pm UTC

VOLLEYBALL: It's not how tall you are. It's how tall you play.

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converse_girl17
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 7:58pm UTC

sticks and stones can break my bones but the rock i slid on while playing volleyball that forced me to have to get it peroxided can die.. in a hole

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amber98
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 5:04pm UTC

volleyball
is my passion
and spandex
is my fashion

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MariaOchoa2014
posted a quote
May 15, 2013 6:14pm UTC

Me: Hello modelling agency? Yeah my selfie just got 2 likes, I think I'm ready to go pro.

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RingoStar
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 10:57am UTC

BravoSierra's format
Just remember:
If we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.

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RingoStar
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 11:00am UTC

life was much simpler when
we could play a nice game of red rover
and clothesline the people we didn't like.

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RingoStar
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 11:02am UTC

QUICK!
what's the number for 911?

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RingoStar
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 8:13pm UTC

GUYS, SLOW DOWN.
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| I can't answer zero messages
ALL AT ONCE . »

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 1:45pm UTC

if you were a triangle,
you'd be acute one ;)
nmq.format credit jimmy365

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_to_the_kids_who
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 1:13pm UTC

Here's to the kids who
have attempted to accomplish something before the microwave got to 00:00.
And succeeded.
♥

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 12:36pm UTC

Some of you are actually pretty.What are you doing on the internet?

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pbjluver
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 10:46pm UTC

I love meeting new people
But i hate being shy

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Saphacier
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 10:56pm UTC

In America,
prisoners have BETTER
living conditions than some people
that are trying to make an honest living.
They get 3 meals a day,
their sheets changed once a week,
Warmth, Air conditioner.
Some people can't afford that.
They live on the streets, they starve, they freeze.
Yet we're providing for criminals.
Is EVERY country like this?
Because America is ridiculous.

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Emmylovesyou
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 11:26pm UTC

Wondering why...
Jenna Marbles doesn't have her own reality T.V show yet.

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 6:26pm UTC

do you ever randomly type
like: lkfjaskljf
and think
no that doesn't look right
and so you erase it and try again
oigefhskjak
ah yes, that's how i'm feeling now

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thatbritishboy
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 2:09pm UTC

So, while in America, I've seen a lot of signs on cars. Like this one for instance:
Baby on board* Oh really? Thanks for letting me know, I was about to ram into your car, but now I won't.

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BriannaMcCoun
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 10:12pm UTC

That Moment When
Your Internet stops working..
and you have no clue what to do with your life.
♥

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