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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
August 23, 2013 12:38am UTC

My mom says that if this gets 500 faves
she will do nothing because she has no idea what faves are or how witty works I mean for god sakes I saw her use internet explorer this morning to yahoo search for youtube

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bunnylover43
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 6:12pm UTC

what if lindsay lohan and jamie lee curtis never switched back after freaky
friday and its jamie lee curtis getting drunk in public and lindsay lohan is sitting around eating activia

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 11:34pm UTC

I know the life story of Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey and Phoebe
better than I know my own.

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savannah*
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 5:56pm UTC

if you can't handle me at my Miley Cyrus
you don't deserve me at my hannah montana.
♥
FML

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
August 11, 2013 1:16am UTC

Heaven or Hell
an original poem by BlackGlitter4
If I walked
in front of a car
'accidentally'
would I die
or grow older to drive?
If I jumped
off a cliff
would I drown
or grow older to swim?
If I aimed
a gun to my head
and pulled the trigger
would I go to heaven
or hell?
by the way i'm so sorry this is not a good poem at all but i promise i'll have better ones up soon

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WiFi
posted a quote
August 11, 2013 9:29am UTC

have you ever wondered how many fictional characters
you’ve absorbed into your personality???!!!

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 9:56pm UTC

i don't understand why people need to
do drugs or party in order to have fun like have you tried mac n cheese

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 12, 2013 5:50pm UTC

me: exercise
me: exercis
me: exerci
me: exerc
me: exer
me: exe
me: ex
me: e
me: ex
me: ext
me: extr
me: extra
me: extra f
me: extra fr
me: exrta fri
me: extra frie
me: extra fries

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Tori-bird *
posted a quote
August 11, 2013 8:07pm UTC

In 2005, a women married a dolphin.
In 2007, a women married the Eiffle Tower.
In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll.
in 2009, a man married a video game character.
Also in 2009, a women married a dolphin.
please tell me to why people still say that gays shouldn't
be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige.

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Jillianxxx
posted a quote
August 10, 2013 1:19am UTC

Me: *breathes*
Mom: don't use that tone with me

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 10, 2013 3:28am UTC

i hope that one day someone uses
my pictures to catfish someone

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Breeze
posted a quote
August 10, 2013 3:34am UTC

sumtyms i think im hilar

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
August 10, 2013 10:18pm UTC

Everything I learned, I learned on the street.
Sesame Street.

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 10, 2013 3:08am UTC

why get thinner when you can get dinner

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Squilliam Fancypants*
posted a quote
August 10, 2013 9:25am UTC

I didn't choose the fangirl life, the fangirl life crawled up the depths of hell and grabbed me in a chokehold and dragged me into the flames but it's kind fun down here IDK.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 10, 2013 2:43pm UTC

My mom got a Jesus shaped flashlight
just so whenever someone says “I can’t see” she can be like “Let jesus light the path”

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 10, 2013 3:40am UTC

schools have stairs so that you can
throw yourselves down them

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
August 9, 2013 10:15pm UTC

I hate when girls say, "He looked at me today omg I think he likes me back."
Like, shut up. Just because a guy looks at you doesn't mean he likes you. Plenty of guys look at me, but none of them have feelings for me. Get over yourself.

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 10, 2013 3:18am UTC

what guys don't understand is:
when we want flowers, you don't have to spend $50 on roses, you could pick some simple ones in a field and show up to surprise us. when we want a sweet message it doesn't have to be 5 pages long. it can simple say "have a good day gorgeous" and when we wan surprises, just show up with a $1 candy bar and tell us you love us. we really aren't that hard to understand

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