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Arilena :)*
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 11:00am UTC

*One Direction comes on the radio*
Grandma:*starts singing* Baby,youlight up my world like no body else...
Me:
Grandma:
Me:
Grandma:
Me:
Me: OH MY GOSH. GRANDMA! WHOS YOUR FAVORITE? WHY DID YOU MARRY GRANDPA. YOU COULD OF MARRIED HARRY OR ANY OF THEM?!!! I LIKE NIALL, WHOS YOUUUURR FAVORITE. IT BETTER NOT BE NIALL. CAUSE WERE GETTING MARRIED. OH & HOW THE HECK DO YOU KNOW WHO 1D ARE?!
Grandma: Niall is all your honey. But Zayn is my sugar baby.
.True Story.

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SarahMayour
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 8:15pm UTC

It would be awesome if Disney Channel had a
"Blast From The Past"
week special where they show the old shows for a week long.
It would be the best week of my life.

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Arilena :)*
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 7:25am UTC

10 years ago
we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs.
Please dont let Kevin Bacon die.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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alliecat2323
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 1:22pm UTC

My life is like a
romantic comedy.
Except there's no romance, and it's
just me laughing
at my own jokes.

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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
September 25, 2012 8:32pm UTC

if Ed sheeran's
voice
doesn't want to make you run
through a meadow full of
daisies in slow motion i
question
if you are human.

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hopetrustbelieve01
posted a quote
September 24, 2012 7:59pm UTC

But just imagine....
What if Harry stayed with White Eskimo?
What if Katy Perry said no?
What if Liam never came back?
What if Louis didn’t make his school play?
What if Zayn gave up at bootcamp?
What if these 5 talented boys, never became One Direction?
What if?

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Kailey♥*
posted a quote
September 24, 2012 8:52pm UTC

seniors hate freshmen.
juniors hate freshmen.
sophomores hate freshmen.
freshmen hate freshmen.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
September 17, 2012 3:16pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Things I don't understand:
Why British people lose their accents when they sing.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
September 17, 2012 5:02pm UTC

do you ever
FEEL BUGS ON YOU WHEN THERE ARE NO BUGS THERE?
T H E Y ' R E T H E G H O S T S O F B U G S Y O U ' V E K I L L E D

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SinnersNeverSleep
posted a quote
September 16, 2012 12:51pm UTC

My girlfriend just texted me this:
50 Shades of Grey should have
been called 69 Shades of Grey.
THIS IS WHY I LOVE HER SO MUCH :')

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Arilena :)*
posted a quote
September 16, 2012 11:16am UTC

So I think Ifinally figured out what guys do at sleepovers.
:Truth or dare?
:Dare.
:I dare you to tell her you love her.
:But I don't?
:So?
:Okay, I'll do it.

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wishicouldfindyou
posted a quote
September 16, 2012 1:17pm UTC

I wish I wish with all my heart,
to fly with dragons in a land apart
dragon tales ♥

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AustinH
posted a quote
September 16, 2012 9:51am UTC

Two tips on your birthday:
1) Forget the past, you can't change it.
2) Forget the present, I didn't get you one .....

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Raining_Sunshine
posted a quote
September 9, 2012 6:03pm UTC

Soooooooo,
Cinderella was the only one in that whole enitre kingdom with that size foot?
Riiiiiiiiight.

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ImmaBelieber67
posted a quote
September 11, 2012 11:43am UTC

*Year 2367*
Teacher : Okay, kids. Today we're going to learn about "World War III" today. So, does anyone know when this war occurred?
Student 1 : It started after the MTV VMA's in 2012.
Teacher : Correct. Anything else?
Student 2 : Its still going on today.
Teacher : Well done. Does anyone know which were the two sides?
Student 3 : It was between the Beliebers and the Directioners, miss.
Student 4 : My mums fighting in that war....shes a Directioner.
Student 5 : Same! My parents had a divorce cos my dad was a boy Belieber and my mum was a Directioner....
Student 6 : My whole family supports both sides. Apparently, MTV put them in the same catergory on purpose.
Student 7 : Who do you support, miss?
Teacher : Well...i really shouldn't say...its against the school rules...but..*rips off blouse to reveal a Justin Bieber crop-top* NEVER SAY NEVER, B/TCHES! *Walks into window* Ouch! Forgot that was there...anyway SWAGGIE! *Jumps out of window carrying a Canadian flag*
Students : ....
Student 1 : Something tells me shes a Belieber....

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
September 10, 2012 8:39pm UTC

Parents: ok we will be home at 11 o'clock!
Clock: 11:01
Me: theyre dead and im alone i need to start my orphan life now.

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
September 15, 2012 3:00pm UTC

That song that you love
but can barely relate to
the lyrics of the song.

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伤*
posted a quote
September 15, 2012 11:10am UTC

"A dream is only a dream
until you
decide to make it real."
- Harry Styles ♥
format credit to OneDirection

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
September 15, 2012 1:53am UTC

"Are you fans of Britney and Demi?"
Louis: "Niall's a fan of Demi."
Niall: "I am a fan of Demi, yeah.."
"Why are you blushing?"
Niall: "Am I blushing? No it's my Irish
Red cheeks."
Louis: "He wants to do naughty things to her."

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