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*Year 2367*




Teacher : Okay, kids. Today we're going to learn about "World War III" today. So, does anyone know when this war occurred?

Student 1 : It started after the MTV VMA's in 2012.

Teacher : Correct. Anything else?


Student 2 :  Its still going on today.


Teacher : Well done. Does anyone know which were the two sides?


Student 3 : It was between the Beliebers and the Directioners, miss.


Student 4 : My mums fighting in that war....shes a Directioner.


Student 5 : Same! My parents had a divorce cos my dad was a boy Belieber and my mum was a Directioner....


Student 6 : My whole family supports both sides. Apparently, MTV put them in the same catergory on purpose.


Student 7 : Who do you support, miss?


Teacher : Well...i really shouldn't say...its against the school rules...but..*rips off blouse to reveal a Justin Bieber crop-top* NEVER SAY NEVER, B/TCHES! *Walks into window* Ouch! Forgot that was there...anyway SWAGGIE! *Jumps out of window carrying a Canadian flag*


Students : ....


Student 1 : Something tells me shes a Belieber....
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623 faves · 28 comments · Sep 11, 2012 11:43am

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YouAreFlawless · 1 decade ago
YOU KILLED ME! OMB I'M DYING LAUGHING DUDE! Belieber till the end! But Directioners are amazing too! :)
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italiangirl556 · 1 decade ago
dumb!!!!!!!
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lolz62 · 1 decade ago
I.Love.You i wish this was true.
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josiewdog123 · 1 decade ago
This is so dumb.
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VanessaE99 · 1 decade ago
Can someone say carrot
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kalimarie · 1 decade ago
@missylizzie hells yeah! i agree
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MissyLizzie · 1 decade ago
-Holds up flag with picture of food-
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unitopia25 · 1 decade ago
LOL
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kalimarie · 1 decade ago
lolol directioner!!!
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Dianaax33 · 1 decade ago
Well this is just stupid.
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JJLovie · 1 decade ago
LOLOLOL at @blairisepic 's comment. i will be too
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blairisepic · 1 decade ago
It goes more like this:
Student: who do you support miss?
Teacher: *rips off short to reveal 1D shirt and runs around the room waving British/Irish flag* WOOOOOOO!
I will be that teacher..
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odd · 1 decade ago
if it was a world war there'd be more than two sides..
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xxxdreamerxxx11 · 1 decade ago
Rushers are the peacemakers <3
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laaurenn · 1 decade ago
....................................................g@YYyyy
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InOneMoment · 1 decade ago
that was pretty frikin hilarious and I don't even really like either of them...
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sk8ter_gurl_17 · 1 decade ago
im a Directioner but i still laughed at this quote!! lmaoo ;)
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sexiigirl1996 · 1 decade ago
directioner so cute i love harry
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i_need_to_vent322 · 1 decade ago
DIRECTONER TILL THE END!!!!! I'll respect your love for Justin if you respect my love for 1D
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SoccerGirl1016 · 1 decade ago
Me too!(: @TheSportyTypeOfGirl
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