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  1. cocogurl cocogurl
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 5:42am UTC
    Being happy doesn't mean that everything
    Is perfect.
    It means that you have decided to look
    beyond the imperfections.

  2. xxbruins11xx xxbruins11xx
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    This Valentine's Day the love of my life asked me on a date

    lol. jk. my cat peed on me.
    nmq/mf!

  3. notyouraverageteenagegirl notyouraverageteenagegirl
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 8:24pm UTC
    today,
    a five year old asked me if i would be her valentine.
    made. my. day.
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  4. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 9:19am UTC
    If she thinks 69 is just a number
    She's too young for you bro.

  5. teenager_posts teenager_posts
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 6:41pm UTC
    TeenagerPost#152
    That awkward moment when you sing the song you used to sing a lot when you were a kid and you suddenly understand the lyrics.
    nmf.nmq.

  6. CodyNerd CodyNerd
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 8:54pm UTC
    ‎/( • ) ( • )\ |( • ) ( • )|
    Spongebob&Patrick See You

  7. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 2:57pm UTC
    It's a Witty thing.


  8. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. babyimaddicteddd babyimaddicteddd
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    She'll chase you around for a while, but there's going to be a day when she's going to stop
    running in circles around you,
    she's going to get over you,
    and at that moment,
    you'll wish you had
    let her catch you.

  10. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    Did you know?
    Witty was established in 2003. Our great
    founder's name is Steve. If you are looking
    for his witty, it's Steve. When witty got it's
    start, it was originally intended for men, but
    women have taken it over. It used to be a
    simple forum, but has evolved over the
    years. At one point in time, you could "rate"
    quotes, giving them a "+" or "-". You could
    rate quotes negative! You could rate them
    as many times as you want. Around 2009
    is when the "favourites" idea came about.
    Now Witty has grown to over 2 million users
    with over 5 million quotes.


  11. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 6:34pm UTC
    "Are you single?"
    "No, I'm plural."
    "No, I meant are you free this Friday?"
    "No, I'm expensive."

  13. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    food
    MUSIC IS MY ESCAPE.
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT © format and quote by: h0peful

  14. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 10:01pm UTC
    IF YOU'RE EVER BORED
    Go to Ikea, hide in a closet, and when someone passes by, walk out and say "I'm back from Narnia!"

    mq/mf

  15. OneDirection_Facts OneDirection_Facts
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 6:30pm UTC
    One Direction fact #109
    Harry was once caught in a compromising position with a girl by his step dad. When he saw his step dad was watching, he turned to the girl and asked 'So um, found the remote yet?'
    format by DamnnTaylerx

  16. OneDirection_Facts OneDirection_Facts
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 6:10pm UTC
    One Direction fact #106
    WMYB is now available on iTunes for American fans.
    format by DamnnTaylerx

  17. unic0rn unic0rn
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 2:59pm UTC
    Good things in life #3
    Dancing in your room, in your underwear ♥
    I am dedicating this series to all the people who have or have tried to commit suicide


  18. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. imayellowkangaroo imayellowkangaroo happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 4:59pm UTC
    Mom: 'what are you doing?
    Me: Nothing
    Mom: You did that yesterday
    *Looks at mom seriously*
    Me: I wasnt finished.

  20. becca5 becca5
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    today is valentimes day I'm
    getting my lips all ready
    cause it's hard to take big bites of food with chapped lips.

:)

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