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jimmy365
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January 25, 2013 9:39pm UTC

I would enjoy school more if
it was acceptable to bring a blanket
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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yourcool
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January 4, 2013 6:43pm UTC

run towards whatever scares you.
unless it's a bear. don't run towards a bear.

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jimmy365
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January 3, 2013 8:54pm UTC

HOW THE HECK
d i d t h e y p i t c h i d e a s f o r
s p o n g e b o b e p i s o d e s
h o w d i d t h e y s i t d o w n a n d
b r a i n s t o r m a n d e n d u p w i t h
“ o k a y , w h a t i f a n a l a s k a n
b u l l w o r m a t e s a n d y ’ s t a i l ”
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Minnie16xo
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January 3, 2013 9:58pm UTC

*Me sitting down eating cookie dough.*
Him: I love that you do that.
Me: What... eat?
Him: *laughs* The fact that you're sitting here in sweatpants eating cookie dough right out of the container. In front of me. And you couldn't care less.
It's one of the things I absolutly love about you.

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Hogwartian
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January 3, 2013 7:46pm UTC

Attractive Boy: Hi, I'm famous.
Attractive Boy: Hi, I'm gay.
Attractive Boy: Hi, I'm a d0uchebag.
Attractive Boy: Hi, I'm twice your age.
Attractive Boy: Hi, I have a girlfriend.
Attractive Boy: Hi, I don't like you.
Attractive Boy: Hi, I live on the other side of the planet.
Attractive Boy: Hi, I don't know that you exist.
Attractive Boy: Hi, I'm a fictional character.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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Eli22b
posted a quote
December 14, 2012 3:32pm UTC

God bless,
the 18 children and 7 adults who lost their lives
right. before. christmas.
The children, it just breaks my heart. Their familys have their present wrapped and ready for them to open not even a month away.
Those children, working so hard to be good for santa.
Are. Gone.
Rest in piece little angels, marry christmas.

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Awkward3564
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December 9, 2012 8:59pm UTC

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I want to start a toilet paper company,
and on the card board write; 'This is just
a friendly reminder you need a new roll.'
nmf

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pastelvelvet
posted a quote
December 10, 2012 3:50pm UTC

Yo' mama so ugly,
that even Harry Styles won't flirt with her.
MQ

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Fuzzybird2
posted a quote
December 10, 2012 11:22am UTC

Me: Oh my god. My period is late.
Me: AM I PREGNANT?
Me: Wait...
Me: Still a virgin.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: I must be carrying the next baby jesus.
Me: Seems legit.
-tumblr-

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kitkat929m
posted a quote
December 9, 2012 9:08pm UTC

Horrible Moments #1
Having to shave your legs because you have gym class.

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AllyReneexD
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December 10, 2012 4:28pm UTC

THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE WANTS TO BAN HOMEWORK
BONJOUR MY PETITE CROISSANTS

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Just_Anoter_Witty_Guy
posted a quote
December 3, 2012 2:02pm UTC

that awkward moment when you realise
Carly Rae Jepsen is older than Adele.

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Cheesie7895
posted a quote
December 3, 2012 2:18pm UTC

This girl in my class,
shes chinese,
she has this tattoo on the back of her neck.
That says,
'MADE IN CHINA'.
i thought it was pretty awesome.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 2, 2012 8:33pm UTC

i don't understand why people cheat.
if you're unhappy, you f/cking leave, not lead your girl/boyfriend on.

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happiest*
posted a quote
November 30, 2012 2:39pm UTC

AwkwardMoment
When you see twins fighting and one of them
calls the other ugly.

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cheetah678
posted a quote
November 30, 2012 4:09pm UTC

You've got to be kitten me right meow.
"meow."
Format Credit all goes to the_An0nym0usXD!
nmf / nmq

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isitonlyme
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November 30, 2012 8:48pm UTC

*During a Math Test*
My answer: 26
Answer choices: 102, 19, 17, 28.
Me: "Well 26 is closest to 28 so that must be the answer."

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lovecrazy
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November 30, 2012 3:10pm UTC

Those little kids running around outside, having so much fun.
I hate watching them, it breaks my heart.
Cause that used to be me. I used to love everything, I didn't have a care in the world. Everyone was perfect in my eyes, and could do no wrong. Now, things are completely different. I just wish those little kids would enjoy it while they can, because
growing up is not as fun as it looks.

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itsamadworld
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November 26, 2012 8:24pm UTC

If Romney would have won,
People would blame everything on him.
"Damn it's cold outside."
"Wasn't this cold when Obama was president."

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