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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 6:17pm UTC
    rabbits jump and they live for 8 years.
    dogs run and they live for 15 years.
    turtles don't do anything and they live for 150 years.
    lesson learned.

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 9:09pm UTC
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  3. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2012 9:45am UTC
    "Everyone's got one of those girls in their school,
    Or in their group of friends, where yeah, there's a
    Few fit girls that know they're hot.
    But there's always one really sweet inoccent girl,
    That doesn't know she's absolutely gorgeous...
    Eleanor is that girl."
    -Louis Tomlinson


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 9:47pm UTC
    the worst thing to ever see?
    seeing your mother cry and knowing you can't change her pain.
    loveyoumom, hanginthere, dadwouldbesoproud.

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 9:37pm UTC
    when bad things happen to good people:
    when you dip your cookie into your milk for too long and it breaks off.

  7. LegendaryLettuce LegendaryLettuce
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 6:16pm UTC
    I'm not clumsy. The floor just hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls are in my way.

  8. sercrets101 sercrets101
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 6:15pm UTC
    Honestly I can't tell if
    you're just leading me on or being nice...

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 9:45pm UTC
    "girls aren't toys...
    you can't just drop them when you get bored."
    "boys aren't toys either...
    you can't just drop them and expect they won't feel anything because they're a boy."

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 9:13pm UTC
    i hate it when strangers say
    "i don't bite." yeah because the first thing i think when i meet somebody is "holy sh/t this b/tch is gonna bite me."

  11. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    Cheating is not a mistake,
    Cheating on someone is not a mistake,
    it’s a dec i si on.
    A person that cheated could make up bullsh!t excuses
    all they want saying that it was just a mistake
    but it really wasn’t.
    If you knew things were going to get out of hand,
    you should’ve backed off right at that point.
    Instead you took the risk and made the decision
    of hurting the person who loved you the most.
    If you were cheated on, don’t ever take that person back.
    You deserve so much better..

  12. KayleeJane KayleeJane
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 8:01pm UTC
    on average Kristen Stewart has
    more facial expresions in Breaking
    Dawn part 2 than she did in any
    other movie.

  13. aphrodite814r aphrodite814r
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    Every morning:
    Me: I really can't stay
    My bed: But baby, it's cold outside

  14. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 10:57am UTC
    I'm sorry, i just can't do this anymore
    i give up

  15. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 9:42am UTC
    Can we just sit here for a minute,
    and pretend that I mean half as much to you as you do to me?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. ImmaBeWitty ImmaBeWitty
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 7:18pm UTC
    I thought that we were forever, but this is my
    happy never after.

  18. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 6:28pm UTC
    Anyone else notice that
    Ali from The Notebook
    is also
    .
    .
    ..
    .
    .
    .
    ..
    .
    REGINA GEORGE?!?!?!

  19. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    I want someone
    to take me out on one of those surprise dates.
    You know?
    I’d be totally unaware, not suspecting anything.
    I’d go through my day like usual and
    when I’m just laying in my sweats, watching TV,
    the doorbell rings.
    My special someone would be standing there,
    all smiling with flowers in his hand, telling me,
    “Go get ready, we’re going out tonight.”
    And we would just roam the city, take in the night life,
    the scenery of what happens when the moon rises.
    We’d hold hands, walk under the streetlamps, and talk.
    I don’t know, not much of a surprise now that
    I’ve said it all out.

  20. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 3:33pm UTC
    I want to have a sleep over
    date with you.
    We’d have pillow fights that would lead into tickle fights.
    I’d hide under the blankets while
    you make me watch scary movies with you.
    You would try to teach me how to play video games
    and laugh at how badly I jump when a target pops out.
    We’d pig out on junk food and try to make mid night snacks.
    In the end, I’d be asleep listening
    to your heart beat while you watch tv.

:)

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