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  1. yellowdino16 yellowdino16
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    Dear Tummy
    Sorry for all the butterflies
    Dear Pillow
    Sorry for all the tears
    Dear Heart
    Sorry for all the damage
    Dear Brain
    you were right
    He's just not worth it

  2. xomeggie914 xomeggie914
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    I'm a flamingo,
    In a flock of pigeons

  3. quotesfromthecore quotesfromthecore
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    ORGANISM.
    fave if you read that wrong(;

  4. wastingmytimeonshootingstars wastingmytimeonshootingstars
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 7:09pm UTC
    Dear Students,
    I know when you're texting.
    Sincerely,
    No one just looks down at their crotches and smiles

  5. IloveyouAndy56 IloveyouAndy56
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    -Dont bother putting your hand over my mouth to shut me up, I will lick it.

  6. xxLonelyLoverxx xxLonelyLoverxx
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 8:49pm UTC
    The Freshman girl,
    Oh so shy,
    Sits an watches the sophomore guy.
    The Sophomore guy,
    With his head in a whirl,
    Sits and watches the junior gurl.
    The Junior gurl,
    In her red sedan,
    Sits and watches the senior man.
    The Senior man,
    All hot and wild,
    Secretly loves the freshman child.
    nmq

  7. xxMadelinexx xxMadelinexx
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 6:51pm UTC
    Did you know:
    if you yell Bloody Mary 3 times at 3:00 am,
    your mom will come in and tell you to
    shut up and go back to sleep?

  8. emmaelizabeth24 emmaelizabeth24
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    fine. you can have him.
    i hope he breaks your heart.

  9. like2balive1234 like2balive1234
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 11:02pm UTC
    Obtuse,
    Rubber Goose,
    Green Moose,
    Guava Juice,
    Giant Snake,
    Birthday Cake,
    Large Fries,
    Chocolate Shake.
    Fav If You Remember This.


  10. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  11. soccerdogg25 soccerdogg25
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 5:46pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  12. mrsbieberr06 mrsbieberr06
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 6:54pm UTC
    I have a date tonight,
    with my bed.
    were defiantley gonna sleep together.

  13. TayTay28 TayTay28
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    Lol.!
    Brunette: When I grow up I wanna go to MARS!
    Normal: I WANNA STAY ON EARTH WHEN I GROW UP
    Blondie: I WANNA GO TO THE SUN WHEN I GROW UP!
    Brunette and Normal: BUT U'LL BURN!
    Blondie: DONT BE STUPID IM GOING AT NIGHT
    (sorry if ur blonde)

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 9:54pm UTC
    I didn't mean to break your heart.
    I didn't mean to fall in love either, but we all make mistakes.

  15. cheetah678 cheetah678
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 8:52am UTC
    Friend: "Guess what?"
    Me: "What?!"
    friend: "GUESS!"
    Me: "what. . ."
    ♥Fav. if you get it♥

  16. cheeseylovesongs cheeseylovesongs
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 5:27pm UTC
    OMG you know you're a 90's kid when....
    you were born in the freakin 90's.
    so shut up.

  17. audreyann audreyann
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 7:21pm UTC
    I respect the guy that let
    girls join the army.
    Girl on her period + gun=
    unstoppable.

  18. iamme7 iamme7
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    Hello wittians. (:
    This is just something I want to put out in the open.
    I ABOSLUTELY HATE my naturally curly hair. To me it is the ugliest thing ever. I straighten my hair EVERYDAY.
    So if this quote gets 20 faves, i'll wear my hair natural tomorrow.

  19. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 4:01pm UTC
    Just gonna stand there and watch me roar
    but its ok 'cause I'm a dinosaur
    Format by twilightgirl995

  20. arii321 arii321
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    Saying a lyrics to a song
    and realizing ---------------------
    How weird it sounds not singing it <<<<<

:)

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