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doublesidedice
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July 22, 2013 8:50pm UTC

His nickname for me is 'his star because I light up his dark sky.'

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glitter162*
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July 22, 2013 4:46pm UTC

Dentist: *stabs my gums with metal pick*
Dentist: The only reason you're bleeding is because you don't floss enough.

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br0kenwings
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July 22, 2013 9:07pm UTC

It has been said, ‘time heals all wounds.’
I do not agree. The wounds remain.
In time, the mind, protecting its sanity,
covers them with scar tissue and the pain lessens;
but it is never gone.
Please don't remove this!

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unicorn001
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July 22, 2013 7:17pm UTC

My life is a constant game of
'How annoying can i be without someone killing me'

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glitter162*
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July 22, 2013 4:33pm UTC

The newscaster is the person
who says "good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

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bye*
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July 22, 2013 10:44am UTC

apparently in holland they were trying to do the world record for the longest domino chain and then a bird came in an knocked 23,000 of them over… then they shot the bird and got fined because it was an endangered species. if one story has described my life as much as this story has, i’d like to hear it.

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Princess*
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July 22, 2013 11:39am UTC

SAID HER NAME WAS GEORGIA-ROSE ,
AND HER DADDY WAS A DENTIST,SAID I HAD A DIRTY MOUTH, but she kissed me like she meant it

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ChocoTaco
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July 22, 2013 6:27pm UTC

I'm pretty sure
that I could write my entire life story in song lyrics.

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glitter162*
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July 22, 2013 4:39pm UTC

Boy: Would you like to have dinner some night? *winks*
Me: Oh, I like to have dinner every night.
Me: *suductively licks lips*

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lithium*
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July 22, 2013 6:17pm UTC

attractive boy: *breathes*
me: *strips*

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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spence*
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 6:26pm UTC

don't you hate it
when people make a joke about you, about something
you're actually incredibly insecure about and they don't
realize it, but every laugh feels like a stab in your chest,
because it hurts so much and brings up memories you'd
rather forget. but you can't say anything, because then
people would know your weaknesses. they'd know how
insecure you really are. so instead you just laugh it off,
and hide the pain you feel inside.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
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July 22, 2013 12:42pm UTC

Max and Ruby makes me mad
because Ruby is always telling Max what to do, Ruby needs to hop off.

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DanHowell
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 2:59pm UTC

and Liam you stay exactly where
you are cause you are
per-fect

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happiest*
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July 22, 2013 2:21pm UTC

if you genuinely have a crush on me and you don't tell me
you're making a mistale because i'll probably develop a crush on you in 0.2 seconds

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glitter162*
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 4:58pm UTC

Ron: *beats the friend zone*
Percy: *beats the cousin zone*
Jace: *beats the brother zone*
Gale: I don't like this joke.

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happiest*
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July 22, 2013 2:19pm UTC

me: omg now I get it!
friend: u get what?
me: you know, when things heat, they expand
friend: and?
me: I'm not fat, I'm hot

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bye*
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 10:21am UTC

do not make people feel bad about
-what kind of music they like
-their favorite movies
-the subjects in school they enjoy
-their sense of humor
-their hobbies
-their feelings
-what their future plans are
-what they choose to do with their body

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lithium*
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July 22, 2013 6:32pm UTC

why do i get apprehensive about walking past a group of teenagers alone i am a teenager

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