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Loveyouskater11
posted a quote
April 9, 2012 6:29pm UTC

Demi Lovato Fact:
When Demi's song "Skyscraper"
was realeased, there was a decrease
in teen suicide♥

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pleasespeaktomyface
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 3:11pm UTC

Giving Gum to a Friend
is like a drug deal. "You didn't see anything, you didn't hear anything, and you didn't get it from me!"

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misshyfr
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 6:41pm UTC

Dear inventors of Tampons,
How awkward was it for you to explain your invention to everyone?
._.

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hannahlovesxox
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 7:08pm UTC

Those scenarios you make up;
in your head when you start to like someone.

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kaitlinsaraa
posted a quote
April 28, 2012 8:32pm UTC

PLEASE GO ON iCARLY.COM
oh Spencer...

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xlivelaughlove524x
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 8:26pm UTC

Girl: May I please use the restroom?
Teacher: Can you wait? This period is almost over.
Girl: Not for me it isn't.
^I saw this in a movie today, and I laughed so hard I cried.

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PhoenixTears
posted a quote
October 17, 2012 1:56pm UTC

Dear 6,
Please stop spreading rumours about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things.
dearblankpleaseblank
Sincerely,
7

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 11:31am UTC

The worst type of crying
Is when your lips start to shake
and tears build up quickly and fall
fast.You're bent over or crouched
trying to suck it in and not make any
noise but it hurts too much to hold it
in so you let out a yelp and a cry then
comes the loss of breath which sucks
because not only you're crying out loud
but you think you sound dumb for not
breathing too.
It's just a mess...

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PhoenixTears
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April 6, 2012 1:11pm UTC

Look far away from your screen, See Katniss Everdeen?
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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 2:41pm UTC

Have you ever laid on your bed
at night and cried because you're not good enough?
Counted all your flaws and felt worse about yourself.
And just felt too ugly and alone...

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BellaSwan14
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 4:26pm UTC

A 50 year old white woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn't want the seat. The seat was next to a black man. Disgusted, the woman immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat. The woman said "I cannot sit here next to this black man." The fight attendant said "Let me see if I can find another seat." After checking, the flight attendant returned and stated "Ma'am, there are no more seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see if there is something in first class." About 10 minutes went by and the flight attendant returned and stated "The captain has confirmed that there are no more seats in economy, but there is one in first class. It is our company policy to never move a person from economy to first class, but being that it would be some sort of scandal to force a person to sit next to an UNPLEASANT person, the captain agreed to make the switch to first class." Before the woman could say anything, the attendant gestured to the black man and said, "Therefore sir, if you would so kindly retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class as the captain doesn't want you to sit next to an unpleasant person." Passengers in the seats nearby began to applause while some gave a standing ovation.
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BravoSierra
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May 4, 2012 3:11pm UTC

If Barbie was an actual woman, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe. Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs. At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate. If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions. Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.”

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 4:51pm UTC

there was a girl and the next month
who sat on the sixteenth of may,
in the back of the room she didn't come to school.
she never talked and on the seventeenth,
or raised her hand everyone was talking about her
but she wrote and how her sister found her
on her notebook on the bathroom floor,
and on the desk a smile on her face and
and on her hands. a slash on each wrist,
she had long brown hair an empty bottle of pills
and a nice smile in one hands
even though she never did and a letter
but you could still tell. that mentioned me,
she always wore the boy
long sleeves who asked
and six blue bracelets about her
on her left arm. six blue bracelets,
and so i asked her in the other.
why she wore them
and she stopped writing
and gave me a strange look.
and i cried that day
because i thought
i hurt her feelings. (w.d)

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
March 20, 2013 2:09pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
If guns kill people,
then pencils spell words wrong, cars cause people to drunk drive, and spoons make you fat.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 15, 2013 7:40pm UTC

Alcohol and calculus don't really mix.
That's why I don't drink and derive.

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kaylaslife
posted a quote
March 20, 2013 4:46pm UTC

*today in my math class*
teacher: *hears these girls talking* You guys should be working, not chatting.
boy: They're talking about Pretty Little Liars.
teacher: They're gonna be Pretty Little Cryers if they don't get to work soon.
true story

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TheWeirdKid
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March 18, 2013 7:51pm UTC

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 5:00pm UTC

my life is just a collection of poorly made
decisions with alternative music playing in the background.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 11:03am UTC

It always amuses me when guys get nosebleeds. They seem so shocked
and dismayed that this could happen. I mean, blood gushing out of your body making it impossible to laugh or cough or cry without spurting sticky read liquid everywhere? That mus suck.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
March 20, 2013 3:41pm UTC

before you
date me
you have to earn it.
take these two potatoes and this goat and bring them to the river valley where you will meet an old gypsy named madam zeroni.
carry madam zeroni back up the mountain on your back and allow her to drink from the stream while you sing for her.
she will give you a necklace of beads.
return them to me to complete the quest.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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