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  1. awesomeandukit awesomeandukit
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    FAV IF U REMEMBER THE
    NAKED BROTHERS BAND

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 6:19pm UTC
    Pardon me, Sir Gangster?
    Your trousers are descending.

  3. Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    *Getting ready for school*
    Girls: Omg I don't know what to wear. Yoga pants.. Jeans.. I don't know what shirt to wear though. Maybe I'll wear a skirt, or I could wear a dress. I have nooo clothes I'll just wear sweats and a t-shirt. I'm gonna look so gross.. Now I gotta worry about my hair and make-up.. Fml.
    Guys: Yeah I like red shirts.

  4. jenjen1615 jenjen1615
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 4:59pm UTC
    Can you believe after all that crap, their still together!?
    wait, who?
    My buttcheecks ;)
    AHAHA that just made my day
    my friend is so stupid but so funny

  5. Reader_Aubrey Reader_Aubrey
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    i dare you to fav this..
    and if you do, i will go to your profile, fav of few of your quotes, follow you and post something in your comment box, just to make your day a litle bit brighter.

  6. itsthetruth itsthetruth
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 7:21am UTC
    Favorite this if...
    you check your phone for no reason, because you know nobody texted you.
    you will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf.
    you always hear your name, when its not being called.
    you hate hearing your voice in recordings.
    you use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called.
    you pretend your writing in class so the teacher won't call on you.
    you say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next.

  7. samanthaluvsya samanthaluvsya
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 4:49pm UTC
    Wanna see how many guys are on witty so comment if ur a guy and fav if ur a girl :)

  8. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 12:03am UTC
    Psst.. Squidward. I'm working in the kitchen...
    At Night.
    Hey squidward, i'm chopping lettuce...
    at night,
    look at me, i'm swabbing the bathroom..
    at night.
    ow! i burned my hand...
    at night.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. irishsgirl irishsgirl
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 12:34pm UTC
    Have you ever thought
    that maybe, just maybe, 13 year olds have bigger problems
    than breaking their crayon? You haven't, have you?
    It's possible, you know that? Maybe relationships aren't real, but friendships are. And maybe there is drama.
    Maybe sixth grade is the senior year of elementary school. Maybe you don't know how they feel.
    Maybe middle schoolers hurt too. Maybe it's just because your middle school years were carefree.
    When I was little, I thought 11 was so old. I'm sure you did at one point, or at least that 13 was so old.
    And now it's way too young? Maybe you should stop being so judgmental and consider other people's feelings before
    posting something about how there's no drama when you're 12. Because maybe there is!
    12 years isn't that irresponsible. I understand some people my age that overestimate love.
    That think they know what it is. Really? Everyone knows what love is, even if you're too dense to admit it.
    So really, things can be hard whether you're 12 or 21. Admit it..
    ♥ / nmf

  11. dracut_cheer37 dracut_cheer37
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 9:54pm UTC
    I am a cutter . I have cut my wrist & i am now supporting the butterfly project . I have drawn 12 butterflies on my arms . ive named them all after my best friend chris <3 we have the best conversations & we joke around so much , i love it . ive been wanting a bestfriend like this for awhile & ive never been able to get one . honestly when we dont talk it makes me really depressed because i love talking to him . Ive helped him with his troubles, hes helped me with mine , i dont know where i would be with out him . He cares about me & i care about him & i really hope he knows that he can come to me with anything . my ears are always open . i never want to lose him as a friend . Love you bestfriend <3

  12. supergleek98 supergleek98 happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    I Changed My Ipod Passcode
    to your name, so everytime I went to use it, my stomach would instantly fill with butterflies. ♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  13. heyy_its_jill heyy_its_jill
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    Sometimes I wonder if
    anyone out there has a
    crush on me. If their heart
    skips a beat when I text
    them. Or if they lay in bed
    thinking of me ♥

  14. 11hearts10 11hearts10
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 9:13pm UTC
    credittoforgeter
    Anyone who favorites
    My quotes, I will follow.

  15. cherrycarey96 cherrycarey96
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    i you
    a)love
    b)like
    c)miss
    d)need
    e) all of the above
    nmq

  16. completeinhim completeinhim
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    its like im screaming
    but nobody can hear me.

  17. azkaban14 azkaban14
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 9:13pm UTC
    »Niall Horan« "The boys who lose our Directioners are stupid.They'll never find such beautiful girls like them in the world."

  18. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 10:26pm UTC
    One day you're going to want her.
    That girl who knew she wasn't perfect, but tried to be for you. That girl who wanted nothing
    more than to be there for you, and loving you was the only way she could. The girl who sees
    your flaws but values them as much as your strenghts. That girl who still can't bring herself
    to hate you, even though you probaly deserve it. The girl that should have you, but doesn't.

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    Things I do when I have to study:
    1% = study.
    99 % = tell people I have to study.

  20. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 8:49pm UTC
    Knock-knock.
    Who's there?
    Daisy.
    Daisy who?
    Daisy me rollin, they hatin.
    How do you have friends?
    not my quote, credit to HelloMyNameIsAwesome

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