azkaban14

Status: I am eternally proud to be part of the 1D Family. Today, July 23rd, 2012, it is all about five amazing boys who changed the lives of so many

Member Since: 30 Jul 2011 07:30pm

Last Seen: 14 May 2013 09:00pm

Location: Narnia

Gender: F

user id: 201565

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About Me
I'm moody. I'm fun. I play my music loud. I throw things when I'm mad. I eat when I'm bored. I smile when I'm happy. I'm too complicated to put into words, but all this junk should give you an idea of what I'm like. You can beat me, abuse me, hate me, whatever. I'm not going away. You don't get rid of me that easily. I'm bully-proof, as childish as that sounds. I don't let that crap get to me. I have more important things to worry about. Moving on...

And other stuff..
ANYWAY, now that you've suffered through my poetry (I'm better at regular stories than anything else) I'd like to thank you for getting this far. Not many people would take the time to read this, but ya know, whatever, right? So all my fun facts are down there vvvv And they just about tell you all the important junk about me. or, somewhat important. More like the interesting stuff that might get me some friends xD But if you don't feel like doing anymore bio reading, I'll sum it up. 1D is my life. I dance, play soccer, and watch guy sports. I'm pretty smart, and have a talent for writing. I love Witty and my sisters (or brothers, if any of you still exist and aren't jerks) and I could not honestly live without my friends. :)

Vas happenin', gorg :)

Hi. I'm Kathryn. I'm going to be 15 on January 10th, 2013, cuz we're all gonna live that long. I'm just a normal, average, teenage girl, minus the average and the normal :) I love my friends. They make my life. I wouldn't be anywhere without them.

I love listening to One Direction. They have the voices of angels, and their music makes girls feel beautiful, no matter what. We lifted a BRIT for the first time, and I'm proud to be part of the 1D family. Harry, Louis, Liam, Niall, Zayn... You guys have my vote any day <3 My favorite day February 21st, 2012 <3

I ALSO LOVESpongebob, sports (I play soccer ;D) like football, dance, and hockey. I'm a model, but don't steroetype me. I'm not a stuck-up tangerine that goes around school in heels and mini skirts. I actually like to dress down as much as possible, while still lookin' good :D This meaning, I have a million pairs of Converse that I'm never gonna get rid of, and I wear jeans, sweatpants, hoodies, and T-shirts to school just about every single day. I try to be an inspiration to my friends, so if I go all Dumbledore on you, that's why xD

So yeah :) That's it. If I think of anything else, I'll add it to one of the boxes sometime... MAYBE >:D

Love you, Wittians <3
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Love the life you live, for you only get to live it once <3

azkaban14
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 9:18pm UTC

"You're very sweet and caring, and you're honest. I like that. You're generous when it counts and it's nice to be your friend. I think that sometimes you can be unrealistically pesimistic and I'd say that's because you're either afraid of the rest of the world or you've lost faith in it. I think maybe it's a mixture of both. But I love you nontheless because you've got a good head on your shoulders and you know what to fight for."

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March 5, 2013 5:52pm UTC

or cry because i know that's
all we'll ever be ?
♥
♔
nahnahnahnahnahnahnah
dododoododdo
wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
He is the watch dog
to her Majesty, the Queen.
Format: Wittygirl2010

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azkaban14
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 1:16am UTC

Everyone on Witty is so sad, so, here's some love to brighten up your day
♥

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December 11, 2012 8:22pm UTC

I know we don't talk. We've never talked. Ever. But you should know that seeing you in the hall makes me happy. I've heard about you, stories from my friends, and I just wish that I had grown up being your best friend. I wish I had that chance now, but no matter what, I'll always feel like you wouldn't want me around. So anyway, I guess this is a thank you. For existing and not being a drama king. Thank you for being a dork, a sweetheart, a genuinely kind person. And if you ever see this, I hope you feel the same. A girl can dream, can't she?

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October 8, 2012 8:50pm UTC

So out of curiosity, I clicked on 'How to Get a Top Quote.'
Which brought me to a page with nothing but a link to the 'How to Make a Good Quote.' page.
Thank you, Steve.
I was looking for something a bit more concrete.

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azkaban14
posted a quote
October 8, 2012 8:41pm UTC

Is it bad that I talk to his little brother
more than I actually talk to him?

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azkaban14
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October 8, 2012 8:39pm UTC

TBH, if I was married to Steve,
my username would be steveswife

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October 3, 2012 7:43pm UTC

So I was at lunch with my bestfriend, we'll call her Amy, her boyfriend, we'll call him Jake, and our friend, who we'll call Cam.
Me: So Jake, if you were a girl and happened to know of a god that you thought found you mildly entertaining, and you really wanted to talk to him but didn't know how, what would you say so that you don't make an idiot out of yourself, and/or make him hate you?
Jake: Just be totally normal. Radiate confidence, and just be you. If you do something like that, he'll like you more than if you try to act cute, or like an idiot.
Then Cam jumps in and says
Cam: You should bring Amy to your practice or something, and then at the end, you should just be talking to him, and Amy should say she's two weeks pregnant. That would turn him off completely and he'd focus more on you. He'd like the fact that you wouldn't abandon your friend if she was in a situation like that.
Reasons why I love Cam, even though he's an idiot.

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posted a quote
September 26, 2012 4:34pm UTC

So if girls are advised to wear sports bras
should we advise guys to wear sports boxers?

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August 17, 2012 9:40pm UTC

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August 8, 2012 1:02pm UTC

Quote: I wonder if I've ever seen my future husband?
Me: I'd sure hope I've seen him, his face is all over my wall, along with his four best friends and ocassionally his babysitter...

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azkaban14
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 11:29pm UTC

If we're allowed to say what goes around comes around as advice,
then why can't we act upon it during a fight?

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azkaban14
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 9:43pm UTC

What if our destinies are intertwined? What if? What if? What if? What if? What if? What if? What if I'm not just another face in a sea of people? What if? What if? What if? What if? What if? What if? What if I'm the one you're supposed to fall in love with? What if? What if? What if? What if? What if? What if? What if? What if? What if? What if? What if? What if? What if? What if? What if? What if you are my one and only? what if? What if? What if? What if? What if? What if we were meant for each other? What if this is our only chance? What if? What if? What if? What if?

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azkaban14
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July 23, 2012 1:40pm UTC

Dearest One Direction,
It's been two years. You've become the biggest boy band in the world today. You've got one of the largest fan bases. You beat out Adele and got a BRIT. You most recently won three Teen Choice Awards. There's been so many memories packed into these last two years. We've watched you grow up. We've shared in your laughter, tears, joy, and sorrow. We relate to you in more ways than you think.
Today, we all come together, as a family, to celebrate the creation that is One Direction. Whether we've been here since Torn, or from the release of WMYB. From the fans, to Directionators, to Directioners. From the boys on the bottom of the stairs, to the boys at the tops of the charts. Whether you're black, white, American, European, Asian, African, Australian, 13, 18, new, old, blond, brunette,a Larry shipper, or a carrot fan, we put all that behind us today and come together as the sisters and brothers we are, because today is all about the boys. Today, we all rebuild our fandom. We take today to end our incessant fighting with other fandoms, and other people within our fandom, to come together as one. Remember when we all stood with each other, and when someone talked smack about our boys, we were all on it like donkey kongit? We all stood up together and put an end to it? Before people took things out of hand and we were fighting an endless war with manegement? When we all wanted nothing more than to just be in the boys' presence and keep them our little secret? What happened to THOSE Directioners? What happened to the girls, and boys, that said they would support these boys until the day they died, and even longer? What happened to the fandom that worked so hard together to get the boys their Brit award? We need to get back to our hayday, so to speak, and remember that the reason we have this massive family now is because of these five boys. That the reason we always have someone to turn to is because of these five boys. One Direction, the boys themselves, they are the only people keeping our fandom together right now. They've given us so much... Isn't it time we return the favor?
To the boys, we owe them everything. They've changed our lives in so many ways. To the boys, we'd all like to say a MASSIVE thank you, for all that you've done for us. To the boys... We love you. Don't ever change. You're perfect. You boys are going to continue to go in One Direction, and that direction is up.
Much love,
The ENTIRE 1D Family

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July 23, 2012 1:18pm UTC

If ever Witty becomes like Facebook and Twitter and Tumblr and I see girls going "OMG my dad just walked in and told me to clean and I was like "LOL idgaf" lol then he walked out and I went back to Witty! LOL." I'm going to scream. I hope Witty doesn't become as popular as that. We should all start making horrible quotes if that ever starts to happen. We should all use absolutely no formatting and act like it's detox weekend all the time and make all those hipsters hate Witty.
This is our secret.
We need to protect it.

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July 5, 2012 12:58am UTC

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July 5, 2012 12:55am UTC

What everyone is worried about now;Political correctness and "not hurting someone else's feelings" because it "isn't fair" that we get to have Christmas trees and Christmas parties. It "isn't fair" that there isn't a mosque on every block. It "isn't fair" that we celebrate our country's victories because other people "get offended." Sorry, but America was founded on the belief in Christianity. I'm a Christian, and I'm really not sorry if you're offended by my Christmas tree or my Christmas party. I'm not sorry if you don't like that there isn't a mosque five miles down the road. I'm not sorry that you don't like our harmless jokes or gatherings to celebrate a victory in a war. And no, I shouldn't have to learn Spanish, or French, or Chinese, or anything like that, I'm not moving there. This is America. We speak English here. There are some of us that make an attempt to speak your native tongue in your country, but don't come over here and expect us to just go off in Spanish and carry a conversation.This is America.We have freedoms that give us the right to free speech, peaceful protest, and freedom of religion.If you're a citizen here, then make your way. Nobody's telling you that you have to go to the Catholic church. Nobody's saying you have to agree with everything that's said or done, but don't complain about it.And if you aren't a citizen, then please, don't make a stink about the way we live.This is America.We shouldn't be getting told what to do in our own country. I'm sorry, I just needed to say this. America's going down the crapper, and it's bothering me, so if you see more quotes like this... Least you know.

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June 24, 2012 4:34pm UTC

No, J.K. Rowling didn't steal from Twilight.Her books were published years before Twilight was even thought of.Sirius Black was her own character.He isn't a werewolf, he's an animagus, and the animal he becomes is a dog.Get your facts straight before you make an idiot of yourself.

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June 22, 2012 11:32pm UTC

That annoying moment when..."Popular" girls from your school go on Facebook and make statuses and post pictures saying they're gonna grow up to be cat ladies, and you just sit there and go "Offense taken... B*tch."

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azkaban14
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 11:08pm UTC

I recently went to Washington, D.C.
It made me realize how much I miss and still like my best guy friend from last year.
We hadn't talked in over a year and then out of the blue he's talking to me and smiling like we're still best friends.
Like no.
Don't just f*ck with my emotions like that.

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