Me: So Jake, if you were a girl and happened to know of a god that you thought found you mildly entertaining, and you really wanted to talk to him but didn't know how, what would you say so that you don't make an idiot out of yourself, and/or make him hate you?
Jake: Just be totally normal. Radiate confidence, and just be you. If you do something like that, he'll like you more than if you try to act cute, or like an idiot.
Then Cam jumps in and says
Cam: You should bring Amy to your practice or something, and then at the end, you should just be talking to him, and Amy should say she's two weeks pregnant. That would turn him off completely and he'd focus more on you. He'd like the fact that you wouldn't abandon your friend if she was in a situation like that.