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  1. foreverme1331 foreverme1331
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 7:53pm UTC
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    1) Press the 'Fave'' button
    2) Highlight The Numbers
    3) Press Ctrl and f
    4) Press 99 and see what happens (;
    nmq

  2. pinapplesealover3 pinapplesealover3
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2013 6:32pm UTC
    ❒ single ❒ taken
    ☑ WILL DIE ALONE WITH 72 CATS.

  3. itsjustjosh itsjustjosh
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 5:53pm UTC
    I hate how most guys are hypocrites. They say they like natural girls with no makeup and then they go for the fake girls. Honestly, I don't care about a girl's appearance as long as she has a wonderful personality :)

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 4:18pm UTC
    does anyone ever see things in their dreams
    and then later in life see the exact same thing and freak out for a couple of seconds?

  5. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 2:52pm UTC
    6 THINGS WE SAY IN SCHOOL:
    1. I'm tired.
    2. I'm cold.
    3. I don't get it.
    4. I'm hungry.
    5. What time is it?
    6. I want to go home.

  6. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 3:21pm UTC
    H.o.m.e.w.o.r.k
    Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge

  7. BluePearlXx BluePearlXx
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 3:46am UTC
    I smile because i have
    no i dea what's
    going on.-
    www.wittyprofiles.com

  8. xAccioLouisx xAccioLouisx
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 3:19pm UTC
    "Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
    "Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git." "Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor." "Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball.”

  9. Hogwartian Hogwartian
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 11:46am UTC
    Meanwhile, at a school that isn't
    Hogwarts:
    Me: Is it time to go home yet?
    Teacher: You've been here for three minutes. Just wait.
    Me: I DID MY WAITING!
    Teacher: Oh, God, not again.
    Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
    Teacher: Every time.
    Me: IN AZKABAN!

  10. Hogwartian Hogwartian
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 10:46am UTC
    Sometime in my life
    the news will come on, saying
    "JOANNE K. ROWLING DIED TODAY."
    My children will ask me why I'm
    crying, and I'll answer:
    Severus, Draco and Luna, I have
    to go reread some books called
    'Harry Potter'

  11. Hogwartian Hogwartian
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 4:00pm UTC
    / | \
    / | \
    / | \
    / ________|________ \
    / / | \ \
    / / | \ \
    / | | | \
    / \ | / \
    / ___________ \ _________ | ________ / ___________ \
    Until the very end.

  12. SingergirlKatyperry123 SingergirlKatyperry123
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 7:15pm UTC
    Friendship is the cement that will keep the world together

  13. ThatsJustLifee ThatsJustLifee
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 7:07pm UTC
    This poem was written by an African child
    and was nominated for the Best poem of 2005.
    Colour
    When I born, I Black,
    When I grow up, I Black,
    When I go in Sun, I Black,
    When I scared, I Black,
    When I sick, I Black,
    And when I die, I still black,
    And you White fella,
    When you born, you Pink,
    When you grow up, you White,
    When you go in Sun, you Red,
    When you cold, you Blue,
    When you scared, you Yellow,
    When you sick, you Green,
    And when you die, you Gray,
    And you calling me Coloured?

  14. xashleyx01 xashleyx01
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 9:39pm UTC
    I promise I'll become a vegetarian when bacon grows on trees.

  15. elligrig13 elligrig13
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 2:19pm UTC
    Today is the oldest
    you've ever been
    and the youngest
    you'll ever be again.

  16. Yourbeautiful* Yourbeautiful*
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 3:40pm UTC
    Imagine a mirror that could reveal your personality.
    ...Would you dare look?
    it's nothing new, just another reason to cut.

  17. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 9:46pm UTC
    DID YOU KNOW?
    when a person cries and the first drop of tears comes from the right eye, its happiness
    if its from the left, its pain.
    nmf

  18. Pinkygirl07 Pinkygirl07
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 5:25pm UTC
    I miss the days
    When boys had cooties
    When it was a reward to have lunch with your teacher
    When the coolest technology you had was a tamagotchi
    When your coolest pair of jeans were from Old Navy
    When the best P.E lesson involved a colored paracute
    When recess was too short
    When decisions were easy and chosen by "enie, meanie, miney, moe."
    When only skinned knees brought tears
    When goodbye only meant until tomorrow
    When your clothes didn't need to match
    When the only race issues were who could run faster
    When all that mattered was getting to the swings first
    When drugs meant medicine
    When drinks meant kool-aid
    When the biggest rumor was about what somone ate for lunch
    Fav if you agree:)

  19. The_Witty_Therapist The_Witty_Therapist
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 1:54pm UTC
    DISNEY HAS THOUGHT US SO MUCH:
    TOY STORY:
    Friends may come, and friends may leave,
    but they are our friends and we will love
    them forever.
    A BUGS LIFE:
    Together, even the smallest can achieve
    the greatest goal.
    MONSTERS INC.:
    No matter what, we will give everything for those
    we care for.
    FINDING NEMO:
    For our children, we will do anything.
    THE INCREDIBLES:
    Family, more than anything, makes this life worth living.
    CARS:
    The greatest victories
    are the friends we met
    along the way.
    RATATOUILLE:
    What we can achieve is determined by us and
    us alone.
    WALL-E:
    There is no greater wonder
    in the universe than the
    love we hold for others.
    UP:
    The adventure
    never ends.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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