ElsieTorres

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ElsieTorres

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Member Since: 19 Jun 2011 07:43pm

Last Seen: 16 Aug 2011 05:49pm

user id: 185028

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I'm Gone

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ElsieTorres
posted a quote
August 5, 2011 2:29am UTC

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ElsieTorres
posted a quote
July 2, 2011 3:33pm UTC

"I like llamas & polar bears"
~Wizkhalifa:-*
this should get tons of favs because he totally said this right?
this

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ElsieTorres
posted a quote
July 1, 2011 10:37pm UTC

What the hell happened to witty
All the top quotes are about future husbands and being rated. You
don't know his name, or my future kids, or my future job. For Christ
sake, are you that desperate for favs? Some people work hard for their
favs. I don't want to be rated, I get enough of that in real life. I come on
here to escape all of that. If you rated a girl say a 1 what would
happen? She would feel terrible about herself, just like in real life. Get
back to how to use to be. I want to read GOOD quotes, not desperate
ones.
~Wiz Khalifa
~Wiz Khalifa

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ElsieTorres
posted a quote
June 30, 2011 10:46pm UTC

Sticks & stones may break my bones but kelso
Nailed your sister.
-t h a t 70 's s h o w
♥♥♥♥♥

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ElsieTorres
posted a quote
June 30, 2011 5:26pm UTC

YOU DONT KNOW MY FUTURES HUSBANDS NAME OK
seriously shut up, you look
sooo dumb begging for favs like that.

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ElsieTorres
posted a quote
June 29, 2011 11:12pm UTC

THATS WHY I SMILE.
it's been awhile
since every day and everything has felt this right
and now, you're turning all around
and suddenly
you're all i need
The reason why
i smile.
- --

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ElsieTorres
posted a quote
June 29, 2011 5:34pm UTC

t
Epic Fact
An elephant can die of a broken heart.
. ♥

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ElsieTorres
posted a quote
June 29, 2011 5:14pm UTC

if you wanna know
here it goes.
gonna tell you this.
the part of me will show if you're close, gonna let you see everything
but remember that you asked for it . i'll try to do my best, to impress
but it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest
but you wanna hear what lives in my brain
my heart, will you ask for it
for your perusing, at times confusing
possibly amusing
introducing.
me

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ElsieTorres
posted a quote
June 29, 2011 5:08pm UTC

And I love it when you say my name

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ElsieTorres
posted a quote
June 29, 2011 4:55pm UTC

If you fav!!
I'll tell you your future husbands name
I'll tell you your future kids name
I'll cure cancer
I'll make your dog back to life
I'll make it so we can live on the moon
I'll make it so we can never get fat
I'll lose 46546 pounds
I'll get to go to the Justin Bieber concert my parents wont let me go to
I'll get my parents to buy me a cell phone
I'll get to go to hawaii with my friend
I'll write a very nice long paragraph on your profile
I'll make dolphins walk the earth
I'll make you all grow taller than 5'4
I'll make steve make a witty app
I'll make it so everyone can lick their elbows
I'll make that boy fall in love with you
How can you trust me?
Well I'm obviously a genie

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ElsieTorres
posted a quote
June 28, 2011 10:34pm UTC

LAST FRIDAY NIGHT
yeah we danced on table tops
And we took too many shots, I think we kissed...
---> but i forgot
Last Friday Night.

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ElsieTorres
posted a quote
June 28, 2011 10:27pm UTC

pictures of last night ended up
O n l i n e
I'm screwed...
ohwell

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ElsieTorres
posted a quote
June 27, 2011 2:37pm UTC

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
No matter
how happy I seem, look, sound,
don't ever, EVER believe me
. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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ElsieTorres
posted a quote
June 26, 2011 7:58pm UTC

a guy and a girl
can just be friends
but at one point or another
one of them will
fall for the other,
maybe temporarily,
maybe at the wrong time,
maybe too late,
or maybe, just maybe...
... f orever
n m q

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ElsieTorres
posted a quote
June 26, 2011 3:28pm UTC

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ElsieTorres
posted a quote
June 25, 2011 9:52pm UTC

People are talking
they talk about me
They know my name, they think they know everything.
But they, dont know anything
a b o u t m e
♥

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ElsieTorres
posted a quote
June 25, 2011 8:34pm UTC

It seems like only famous boys know
how to treat a lady.

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ElsieTorres
posted a quote
June 25, 2011 2:32pm UTC

Admit it
We have all tried to sing the beginning of "Circle of Life"♥